The night was pretty but mayhem was bound to commence.
Funzo sneaked out of the bedroom"
Funzo: I escaped haha! I'm free!?
James bumps into funzo"
James: oh sorry there Mr I just-
James: Bye Now see you never
Funzo: wait...
Funzo ran with James"
James: what do you want!
Funzo: I need help From you
James scuffed"
James: huh' well I guess I could Help.. Ugh what is your fucking problem
Funzo: I need a home anything please there's a sick fuck in that studio in there. He acts like I'm his pet"
James: a... Pet sir?
James: I find that hard to believe
Funzo: It's true okay
Funzo: I-u- I just need help finding a place please.
James: let's sit down at the restaurant my cousin owns okay.
Funzo: okay
James and Funzo walk"
And walk.."
Okay they r There
James: so funzo-
James Takes off his shirt and mask"
Toby: oh hey James How are you doing today
James: I'm Doing Good Toby
Funzo: So uhm
James: hm?
Funzo: What were you doing when we just met
James: I was just running from a cat lady. Pfft but it's fine i- hope.
Funzo: alright shut up let's get to the point.
James: well alri-
Funzo: so one day I saw this hot guy and well. I was made in a lab.
James: a la-
Toby: shut up James let the guy finish his story
James: Damn.. Okay
Funzo: uh- okay so the lab part was owned by a Sheep. And well I was made there so each once a week they check me
James: the fuck type of institution is that
Funzo: shut up please!. Okay so someone named whiskfur bought me when I was made. And so I wanna get out of it, But at the same time I wanna still be an actor
James: oh that's, Odd... Wait! Your that Funzo Guy the famous actor... I'm so stupid sometimes
Funzo: yep indeed I am want an auto graph? Most people want one
James: No Thanks Mr Funzo-
Toby: are you guys gonna order James?
James: oh uhm sure I guess I'll have.. the hmm just some Italian Whiskey? I can take it
Toby: Alright then And Funzo?
Funzo: Nothing right now My favorite man Toby.
...
James: You know my Cousin???
Toby: Huh James.. Funzo comes here sometimes he's famous ya know he gets this cheaper
Toby Pours James a Glass"
Funzo: So about that place to stay from earlier
James: how about my house?
James sips his glass"
Funzo: oh uhm sure~
James and funzo head off to James house"
James: I just met you though...
Funzo: you can trust me
....
James: I don't trust that.. I'll give you a day or two
Funzo: Oh.. Uhm okay?
James: alright relax do whatever in here. This used to be Toby's room by the way
Funzo: alright then I'll sleep here
James: alright I'll be out in the living room
Funzo: oh alright.
James sits down and watches TV"
Funzo: so uh what movie ya watching
James: oh you may ask. It's the Stab of The 23rd
Funzo: oh shit... That's a good one I wasn't apart of..
James: Bad Luck much
Funzo: yep
James: Just so you know Toby sleeps there some nights so don't make much of a mess,
Funzo: Okay Obviously I know that dumbass.
James: Good night Now
Funzo: oh.... Hmm alright wait...
James: What the fuck is it now.
Funzo: What About TV in here?
James: Oh the remote?
Funzo: Uh yes
James: It's usually in the drawer or he stuffs it in the pillows
Funzo: Alright I'll try to find it Goodnight
James: Bye Now
Funzo Fell asleep after a while,
The end of Episode 1 Script 2
Funzo sneaked out of the bedroom"
Funzo: I escaped haha! I'm free!?
James bumps into funzo"
James: oh sorry there Mr I just-
James: Bye Now see you never
Funzo: wait...
Funzo ran with James"
James: what do you want!
Funzo: I need help From you
James scuffed"
James: huh' well I guess I could Help.. Ugh what is your fucking problem
Funzo: I need a home anything please there's a sick fuck in that studio in there. He acts like I'm his pet"
James: a... Pet sir?
James: I find that hard to believe
Funzo: It's true okay
Funzo: I-u- I just need help finding a place please.
James: let's sit down at the restaurant my cousin owns okay.
Funzo: okay
James and Funzo walk"
And walk.."
Okay they r There
James: so funzo-
James Takes off his shirt and mask"
Toby: oh hey James How are you doing today
James: I'm Doing Good Toby
Funzo: So uhm
James: hm?
Funzo: What were you doing when we just met
James: I was just running from a cat lady. Pfft but it's fine i- hope.
Funzo: alright shut up let's get to the point.
James: well alri-
Funzo: so one day I saw this hot guy and well. I was made in a lab.
James: a la-
Toby: shut up James let the guy finish his story
James: Damn.. Okay
Funzo: uh- okay so the lab part was owned by a Sheep. And well I was made there so each once a week they check me
James: the fuck type of institution is that
Funzo: shut up please!. Okay so someone named whiskfur bought me when I was made. And so I wanna get out of it, But at the same time I wanna still be an actor
James: oh that's, Odd... Wait! Your that Funzo Guy the famous actor... I'm so stupid sometimes
Funzo: yep indeed I am want an auto graph? Most people want one
James: No Thanks Mr Funzo-
Toby: are you guys gonna order James?
James: oh uhm sure I guess I'll have.. the hmm just some Italian Whiskey? I can take it
Toby: Alright then And Funzo?
Funzo: Nothing right now My favorite man Toby.
...
James: You know my Cousin???
Toby: Huh James.. Funzo comes here sometimes he's famous ya know he gets this cheaper
Toby Pours James a Glass"
Funzo: So about that place to stay from earlier
James: how about my house?
James sips his glass"
Funzo: oh uhm sure~
James and funzo head off to James house"
James: I just met you though...
Funzo: you can trust me
....
James: I don't trust that.. I'll give you a day or two
Funzo: Oh.. Uhm okay?
James: alright relax do whatever in here. This used to be Toby's room by the way
Funzo: alright then I'll sleep here
James: alright I'll be out in the living room
Funzo: oh alright.
James sits down and watches TV"
Funzo: so uh what movie ya watching
James: oh you may ask. It's the Stab of The 23rd
Funzo: oh shit... That's a good one I wasn't apart of..
James: Bad Luck much
Funzo: yep
James: Just so you know Toby sleeps there some nights so don't make much of a mess,
Funzo: Okay Obviously I know that dumbass.
James: Good night Now
Funzo: oh.... Hmm alright wait...
James: What the fuck is it now.
Funzo: What About TV in here?
James: Oh the remote?
Funzo: Uh yes
James: It's usually in the drawer or he stuffs it in the pillows
Funzo: Alright I'll try to find it Goodnight
James: Bye Now
Funzo Fell asleep after a while,
The end of Episode 1 Script 2
Category Story / 90s
Species Unspecified / Any
Gender Male
Size 133 x 118px
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