Team Fortress 3: The Truth About Classes RED Team(Base Nine)
In an undisclosed location lies Mann Co.'s best-kept secret that is both heart-wrenching and gut-wrenching. No one but a select few, including Amadeus Mann, know the secret to how mercenaries hired by Mann Co. are able to use classes. But you who view this through the power of fiction are able to know. The truth? Well, Mann Co. eventually had a brilliant, albeit completely morally unsound, idea, where through unknown means, they managed to cpature the mercenaries and split them in two each (and later split each pair of classes into quartets upon the creation of GRN and YLW) and stored them in a stasis room that used An invisible conduit on each so that their form could be used by a Mercenary hired by Mann Co. Splitting instead of cloning, because no one in this scandalous chamber is a duplicate, all of each one is real. As for the newer classes? For the Civilian, they kidnapped a close friend of Mann Co. named Benjamin "Benjamoose" Rudman, a.k.a. "Dollar Bill" by some. They didn't need to split him since only BLU Team needed him. For the Guard, Janitor, Scientist, and Office Worker? They selected random people from Mann Co.'s employees and picked the ones who would be missed the least and remembered the least... and abducted them. Again, no splitting needed, they are exclusive to RED team. For the Agent? They hired an assassin of incredible skill yet surprising lack of people who knew about him to match that skill, in the end, the job was a trap, and they cornered and abducted him. Still no splitting required, he's exclusive to BLU. For the Henchman? Same with the Agent except instead of an assassin, a thug who was anything but common due to being superpowered by Australium, just like Saxton Hale or Radigan Conagher, who was the father of the TFC Engineer, who he himself was the father of Dell Conagher, a.k.a. the TF2 Engineer. Still wasn't a split that happened, as only the RED team uses him. For the Mercenary? (as in the Deathmatch Mercenary, the guy with the back mask that covers his mouth unlike Spy's) They hired a team of four mercenaries who were identical quadruplet brothers, and thus had the same DNA as all identical twins 'n 'plets do. So much so, that all four of them had the same voice. Again, turned out to be a trap, cornered them, abducted them, put them in the thing that does the thing, blah blah blah. For the last time, no cloning, but this time because there were already four of them. Despite varying levels of decay in their bodies, they are all still alive, just in a dreamless sleep. It's... a fate worse than death... A "half-life" if you will, a pun that is too morbid to be a joke.
Pictured (from left to right): RED: Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy
Full Roster
RED Team
RED Team (Base Classes) (You Are Here)
RED Team (Offensive Classes)
RED Team (Defensive Classes)
RED Team (Support Classes)
RED Team (Special Classes)
BLU Team
BLU Team (Offensive Classes)
BLU Team (Defensive Classes)
BLU Team (Support Classes)
BLU Team (Special Classes)
YLW Team
YLW Team (Offensive Classes)
YLW Team (Defensive Classes)
YLW Team (Support Classes)
YLW Team (Mercenary)
GRN Team
GRN Team (Offensive Classes)
GRN Team (Defensive Classes)
GRN Team (Support Classes)
GRN Team (Mercenary)
Team Fortress 2 and its characters Belong to Valve
Team Fortress 2 Classic and its characters Belong to Eminoma
Pictured (from left to right): RED: Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy
Full Roster
RED Team
RED Team (Base Classes) (You Are Here)
RED Team (Offensive Classes)
RED Team (Defensive Classes)
RED Team (Support Classes)
RED Team (Special Classes)
BLU Team
BLU Team (Offensive Classes)
BLU Team (Defensive Classes)
BLU Team (Support Classes)
BLU Team (Special Classes)
YLW Team
YLW Team (Offensive Classes)
YLW Team (Defensive Classes)
YLW Team (Support Classes)
YLW Team (Mercenary)
GRN Team
GRN Team (Offensive Classes)
GRN Team (Defensive Classes)
GRN Team (Support Classes)
GRN Team (Mercenary)
Team Fortress 2 and its characters Belong to Valve
Team Fortress 2 Classic and its characters Belong to Eminoma
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