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"Looney Tunes" is produced and distributed by Warner Bros (Warner Bros Discovery).
Looney Tunes @ Warner Bros (Warner Bros Discovery)
Artwork by SamashTommy
Story/Script written by me.
Ms. Avaritia created by me.
AND NOW…A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
A male zebra wearing a blue polo shirt and khaki pants picks up the remote and flips through channels showing live-action, sports, cooking with celebrity chefs, talent contests, and televangelists.
“Hey,” yelled the zebra while staring at you.
“I can’t find one cartoon on today, and it’s Saturday morning. How can I enjoy the rest of my weekend without any animation whatsoever?”
Ms. Avaritia walks in with a smile and stops right next to the male zebra.
“What an excellent question. You should try…”
The scene changes to a close-up of Ms. Richelle Avaritia’s drink, FUDZ.
“My new drink…FUDZ”!
The male zebra grabs the can of FUDZ and drinks it. He blinks and puckers his lips.
A few seconds later…
“WOW!”, shouts the male zebra
“That has such a SOUR taste and makes me shout out, FUDZ!”
The male zebra blinks again, then smiles saying,
“I feel so happy to start off the day!”
The male zebra holds the can of FUDZ with a smile alongside Ms. Richelle Avaritia who smiles with him.
♪Nothing to watch with your buds
No cartoons on your duds
Washing away troubles with so much suds
Just grab that drink and shout out FUDZ!♪
Ms. Avaritia appears with another can for the male showing MAX FUDZ!
“And if you really feel down in the dumps, try MAX FUDZ!”
*Ms. Avaritia gives the male zebra a can of ‘MAX FUDZ’ and drinks it. He hunches over and shuts his eyes tight while squeezing the can tighter*
*The male zebra shouts out loud*, “FUDZ!!!! SO BITTER!!!”
*Ms Avaritia stares at you with a smile and says, “Yes, we guarantee that bitter taste where even the loudest songbird could just tweet, tweet, and tweet FUDZ!!!”
Well, after a long wait...and I DO MEAN a LONG wait...we have the next page of this wrestling match drawn by the wonderful SamashTommy.
Believe me, I hadn't abandoned this event. I just had to...find some way for Ms. Avaritia to get ALL THAT MONEY and turned to some...Bad Guys for it.
After such a long wait and with so many wonderful memories in my phone's photo album, there's only one thing left that I have to say... Release Coyote vs ACME!
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fanart
Species Unspecified / Any
Gender Any
Size 1590 x 2317px
Great to see more of this story. Also loving the soleful pic of Ms. Avaritia! BTW, did she name her drink after Elmer?
And there will be more. She's kicking back and relaxing for tonight's main event that will surely make her even richer. FUDZ is based on Elmer's last name, and Ms. Avaritia came up with targeted ads to make even more money. I imagine that many in the Looney Tunes universe would support that drink since a certain somebody has less faith in animation. Although I'm aware of the reasons why animation has been given harsh treatment in recent years, the current CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery's decisions really show a huge lack of faith in it.
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