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DAY TWO
J: I'm not wearing this!
F: But it's purple. You love purple.
J: Ugh...
(Jondor, still the same as before, walks into frame. He has a visible strap around his arm where blood had been drawn and is now wearing a purple T-Shirt bearing the Nuna glyph for "Gondia". (IRL Egyptian Hieratic "Woman + Plant") He sits at his desk, unamused.)
J: Hey erryone, it's Jondor. I just got back from the hospital... again. Got some tests run and samples taken. If any of y'all enjoy watching things out of order, why...? But also yesterday I got accidentally assimilated by a Gondia on the bus. It's dumber than it sounds.
(Francis, Jondor's boyfriend, hops into frame behind Jondor. He is a Jaran male twink with neck-length pink hair and a tight shirt with the Nuna glyph for "Man" doubled onto itself resembling the Zodiac sign for Cancer. ("Boy-Boy") Jondor is now approaching the realm of pissed.
F: And I've heard dumb shit. By the way, the shirt was my idea.
(Francis reaches down to lightly cuddle Jondor. He gets swatted back.
J: Stoppit! I'm recording.
F: Meck, too dwaz allaygeer!
(Jondor stares at the camera.)
J: You see he thinks he's funny, because that's literally the only phrase he knows in Old Jaran... I know this because I taught it to him on our first date.
F: He always had a way with words...
J: Also it's pronounced "Meh, du doi salegiu." You have to carry over the final consonant when the next word starts with a vowel.
F: Baby, I'm sure everyone would love to hear about your mad Old Jaran skills, but I thought you were talking about your transition...
(Jondor looks up at Francis, angrily)
F: I'm joking! I'm sorry. I'm leaving...
(Francis leaves. Jondor is about to say something before he gets up.)
J: One moment...
(Jondor leaves towards Francis.)
J: Take off your shirt.
F: Yes sir!
J: Not like that, we're swapping them.
F: But I'm not a Gondia...
J: Neither am I!
F: ...Yet...
(Jondor re-enters the frame, now wearing the "Boy-Boy" shirt.)
J: Much better... Now, like I said: I got some tests and samples taken. Both for study and "posterity". (spreads out arms euphemistically) I also was able to get some additional documentation rushed here from Iris-III. They're sending someone tomorrow... Yay.
(Jondor pulls up some papers.)
J: Now this shit is meant for people who undergo voluntary assimilation, but the Gondia on the video-call said that it should still apply on a biological level. So, let's learn!
(Francis, now wearing the purple Gondia shirt, a miniskirt, leggings, and a green T-Shirt on his head, enters. He also has badly done fake boobies.)
F: Join us...
(Jondor looks back at Francis.)
J: Why...?
F: Yumira-forbid we have any fun...
J: I'm doing my stupid vlog. We can have fun later.
F: I'll be waiting, my little Boy-Boy...
(Francis leaves and Jondor looks back at the camera, wincing in an eclectic mix of annoyance and arousal before immediately going serious face and reading from the papers.)
J: The first few days will be mostly uneventful as the plant with a name I don't feel like trying to pronounce grows inside of me. Some minor hormonal shit does start but that seems just to make sure I don't do anything stupid... Well, anything stupider than this. (Gestures to camera) The interesting shit starts around day five, when the first thing to change will be my hair, when the green stuff will coat it and what look like flower antennae grow from my skull... Also the plant will connect with my brain and then it gets friggin' weird.
(Jondor flips the paper over.)
J: After all THAT, then I start turning into a girl, my skin turns pale, and my eyes turn green... Well that sucks. I like my eyes... Maybe I can get contacts or something... But that seems about it. The whole process takes about two weeks. (Suddenly morose) So I got a while before I gotta say goodbye to me...
(Jondor sets the paper aside.)
J: I'm gonna be pretty busy tomorrow, so I probably won't have time to do one of these. But I'll be back in two days and I want to answer some of your questions, so leave them in the thing! (points down) Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go punish my boyfriend. Bye!
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DAY TWO
J: I'm not wearing this!
F: But it's purple. You love purple.
J: Ugh...
(Jondor, still the same as before, walks into frame. He has a visible strap around his arm where blood had been drawn and is now wearing a purple T-Shirt bearing the Nuna glyph for "Gondia". (IRL Egyptian Hieratic "Woman + Plant") He sits at his desk, unamused.)
J: Hey erryone, it's Jondor. I just got back from the hospital... again. Got some tests run and samples taken. If any of y'all enjoy watching things out of order, why...? But also yesterday I got accidentally assimilated by a Gondia on the bus. It's dumber than it sounds.
(Francis, Jondor's boyfriend, hops into frame behind Jondor. He is a Jaran male twink with neck-length pink hair and a tight shirt with the Nuna glyph for "Man" doubled onto itself resembling the Zodiac sign for Cancer. ("Boy-Boy") Jondor is now approaching the realm of pissed.
F: And I've heard dumb shit. By the way, the shirt was my idea.
(Francis reaches down to lightly cuddle Jondor. He gets swatted back.
J: Stoppit! I'm recording.
F: Meck, too dwaz allaygeer!
(Jondor stares at the camera.)
J: You see he thinks he's funny, because that's literally the only phrase he knows in Old Jaran... I know this because I taught it to him on our first date.
F: He always had a way with words...
J: Also it's pronounced "Meh, du doi salegiu." You have to carry over the final consonant when the next word starts with a vowel.
F: Baby, I'm sure everyone would love to hear about your mad Old Jaran skills, but I thought you were talking about your transition...
(Jondor looks up at Francis, angrily)
F: I'm joking! I'm sorry. I'm leaving...
(Francis leaves. Jondor is about to say something before he gets up.)
J: One moment...
(Jondor leaves towards Francis.)
J: Take off your shirt.
F: Yes sir!
J: Not like that, we're swapping them.
F: But I'm not a Gondia...
J: Neither am I!
F: ...Yet...
(Jondor re-enters the frame, now wearing the "Boy-Boy" shirt.)
J: Much better... Now, like I said: I got some tests and samples taken. Both for study and "posterity". (spreads out arms euphemistically) I also was able to get some additional documentation rushed here from Iris-III. They're sending someone tomorrow... Yay.
(Jondor pulls up some papers.)
J: Now this shit is meant for people who undergo voluntary assimilation, but the Gondia on the video-call said that it should still apply on a biological level. So, let's learn!
(Francis, now wearing the purple Gondia shirt, a miniskirt, leggings, and a green T-Shirt on his head, enters. He also has badly done fake boobies.)
F: Join us...
(Jondor looks back at Francis.)
J: Why...?
F: Yumira-forbid we have any fun...
J: I'm doing my stupid vlog. We can have fun later.
F: I'll be waiting, my little Boy-Boy...
(Francis leaves and Jondor looks back at the camera, wincing in an eclectic mix of annoyance and arousal before immediately going serious face and reading from the papers.)
J: The first few days will be mostly uneventful as the plant with a name I don't feel like trying to pronounce grows inside of me. Some minor hormonal shit does start but that seems just to make sure I don't do anything stupid... Well, anything stupider than this. (Gestures to camera) The interesting shit starts around day five, when the first thing to change will be my hair, when the green stuff will coat it and what look like flower antennae grow from my skull... Also the plant will connect with my brain and then it gets friggin' weird.
(Jondor flips the paper over.)
J: After all THAT, then I start turning into a girl, my skin turns pale, and my eyes turn green... Well that sucks. I like my eyes... Maybe I can get contacts or something... But that seems about it. The whole process takes about two weeks. (Suddenly morose) So I got a while before I gotta say goodbye to me...
(Jondor sets the paper aside.)
J: I'm gonna be pretty busy tomorrow, so I probably won't have time to do one of these. But I'll be back in two days and I want to answer some of your questions, so leave them in the thing! (points down) Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go punish my boyfriend. Bye!
It continues!
Comments are appreciated.
Gondia by TheiaTheGondia
Gondia Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....jPdVq6CmF1/pub
Comments are appreciated.
Gondia by TheiaTheGondia
Gondia Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....jPdVq6CmF1/pub
Category Story / TF / TG
Species Alien (Other)
Gender Trans (Female)
Size 120 x 73px
Listed in Folders
as the creator of the Gondia I strongly endorse this
also I love Francis he is great
also I love Francis he is great
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