Swords and Sausages - Side quests: Tiger Tor - page 6
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Cracks? If a dam had those cracks, any town downstream would be inundated.
The fuck are bagpipes going to do against a tiger!?
Given the noise they make? Frighten it to death or at least give it one hell of a seizure.
Talked to Jan. Bikini Chain Armor: -4 AC, +2 DEX, +4 CHA* (Bucket adds +1 AC)
* Dependent on race. Creature size: Medium.
That is of course if nothing else is worn. With a robe underneath, the robe negates the minus to AC and the stats would look like the following:
Robe and Bikini Chain Mail combo: AC 10, +2 CHA* and no dex modifier.
The CHA drops cause while it is still flattering, it looks utterly ridiculous with a robe underneath. :)
* Dependent on race. Creature size: Medium.
That is of course if nothing else is worn. With a robe underneath, the robe negates the minus to AC and the stats would look like the following:
Robe and Bikini Chain Mail combo: AC 10, +2 CHA* and no dex modifier.
The CHA drops cause while it is still flattering, it looks utterly ridiculous with a robe underneath. :)
Which member of the cast owns that "Up Thine!" novelty mat? :D
That's what it says! You have to read it upside down a bit. I can read upside down but it took me a little bit to figure out what it was.
To be fair that gave me a little trouble too. It's a very embellished U.
You have no sense for dramatic plot twists, woman. We need the pitiful wailing and snotting down a good plump chest *nodnods sagely*
Hey Jan..., I once actually deployed 'bagpipe warfare' myself. My neighbour across the hall was playing music much too loudly, so I sneaked one of my speakers across the hall and placed it in front of his door. Then I went back and turned the balance so all the sound went to that speaker and put on my bagpipe record at high volume.
He came out looking dazed and agreed to turn his stereo down to a reasonable volume.
He came out looking dazed and agreed to turn his stereo down to a reasonable volume.
I'm joining the chorus of those praising the "Up Thine!" welcome mat. The last panel also resonates with me. I've had to stop people during a tale-of-woe and say: "Without histrionics, tell me what in this story is dead, broken, or on fire?"
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