Sketch Dump # 8 - Enormous Egos
Sketch Dump # 8 -Courtless Jester
“Heh, heard the tale of ol’ king Yuri, have ya? Well, here was where his court sat, I tell ya for sure! Twas’ ages ago, when I sat in his court too, mocking and jeering all the same - King Yuri aught to have been called “King Fatty,” with how overbrimming he wa. s - or “King Fanny” with how often his royal pantaloons fell down!”
“Twas’ lovely being the one to mock the fool - but tis’ an ill omen when a jester like me t’ain’t the biggest fool in the room… And who could expect a kingdom run by an ol’ fool to last? Jokes can nary last forever - and he wasn’t the funniest o’ jokes n’either - his enemies most surely agree wit’ that!”
“So, Ol’ King Fanny is long buried, his court, tis’ long fled to wherever vultures like tah roost, and then there’s little ol’ me, still hangin’ in this overgrown dump - don’tcha think even for a second that I’m ‘ere out of respect for the fat ol’ git or his bankrupt little kingdom. I stayed ‘ere for a much grander duty… There’s still wine in the cellar t’ah be drunk, and a satyr can’t let any booze - even cheap swill like that - go tah waste! Hehehe - *hic!*”
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Sketch Dump # 8 - Watch the Staff
The fat Fennec before you seems to be doing some sort of trick with his staff, showing unusual dexterity for a creature of his width and height.
“Heh - yeah, ya bet I’m handsome - think it was easy gettin’ even a scrap of pudge in a hellish waste like here? I worked hard and honest to steal the food for my figure - can ya say the same, traveler? Speaking of which, gotta bounce… Some shmuck might be lookin’ for me soon!”
You notice your coinpurse feels unusually light…
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Sketch Dump # 8 - Gworble Gut
“GWoRBLeEe…”
“Woah! I’ve really gone an’ let myself go, aven’t I? Jeez-Louise, I’d better cut back before I’m too fat tah’ work teh’ farm-“
“Gwwoorrrrbble?”
“Hrmm… on second thought, I’ll cut back after my morning bucket o’ butter!”
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Sketch Dump # 8 - Passing Unicorn
“Oh, we travel far n’ wide, my friend - all over the place, you bet… My clan’s been here, there, and everywhere - yes, the horn’s real, hah - they call me Morvil the Silvertongue, by the way… I could tell ya’ all bout’ where I’ve been - but only if ya want to grab a bite or five to eat - I’d love to let you pay, sweet stuff!”
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Sketch Dump # 8 - Fancy, Fearsome Fox
“I’m allowed to dress however I please wherever I please, knave - Yes, I see it in your eyes, your disdain at my exposed, engorged gut… Just know, peasant, if you ever give me a look like that’ again, I’d be happy to introduce you to my associates, who’ll make sure the only shape you’ll ever know is that of a giant, wheezing circle… Now tut along, rabble!”
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Sketch Dump # 8 - Swollen Shipwright
“This t’ain’t the place for yous’, love - this be where the workin’ men, are! Unless yer’ lookin’ to sail the high seas, or hammer beasts o’ wood together like my’selves, you best be leavin’ the harbor… I’d be ‘appy to escort ya out, if ye’ dare give me the priv’lege of goin’ to tavern wit’ ya, love… Your treat, o’ course…
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Here are some more assorted sketches from the last year or so - there’s a big theme of cocky chubsters with this one, with a notable exception in the doughy donkey who seems somewhat surprised by his gurgling gut! To be honest, I think he’s the favorite of the bunch for me, haha - although all these guys are fun in my book!
I hope you all enjoy, and stay tuned for some exciting stuff that’ll be releasing in the next couple of weeks!
“Heh, heard the tale of ol’ king Yuri, have ya? Well, here was where his court sat, I tell ya for sure! Twas’ ages ago, when I sat in his court too, mocking and jeering all the same - King Yuri aught to have been called “King Fatty,” with how overbrimming he wa. s - or “King Fanny” with how often his royal pantaloons fell down!”
“Twas’ lovely being the one to mock the fool - but tis’ an ill omen when a jester like me t’ain’t the biggest fool in the room… And who could expect a kingdom run by an ol’ fool to last? Jokes can nary last forever - and he wasn’t the funniest o’ jokes n’either - his enemies most surely agree wit’ that!”
“So, Ol’ King Fanny is long buried, his court, tis’ long fled to wherever vultures like tah roost, and then there’s little ol’ me, still hangin’ in this overgrown dump - don’tcha think even for a second that I’m ‘ere out of respect for the fat ol’ git or his bankrupt little kingdom. I stayed ‘ere for a much grander duty… There’s still wine in the cellar t’ah be drunk, and a satyr can’t let any booze - even cheap swill like that - go tah waste! Hehehe - *hic!*”
—-
Sketch Dump # 8 - Watch the Staff
The fat Fennec before you seems to be doing some sort of trick with his staff, showing unusual dexterity for a creature of his width and height.
“Heh - yeah, ya bet I’m handsome - think it was easy gettin’ even a scrap of pudge in a hellish waste like here? I worked hard and honest to steal the food for my figure - can ya say the same, traveler? Speaking of which, gotta bounce… Some shmuck might be lookin’ for me soon!”
You notice your coinpurse feels unusually light…
—-
Sketch Dump # 8 - Gworble Gut
“GWoRBLeEe…”
“Woah! I’ve really gone an’ let myself go, aven’t I? Jeez-Louise, I’d better cut back before I’m too fat tah’ work teh’ farm-“
“Gwwoorrrrbble?”
“Hrmm… on second thought, I’ll cut back after my morning bucket o’ butter!”
—-
Sketch Dump # 8 - Passing Unicorn
“Oh, we travel far n’ wide, my friend - all over the place, you bet… My clan’s been here, there, and everywhere - yes, the horn’s real, hah - they call me Morvil the Silvertongue, by the way… I could tell ya’ all bout’ where I’ve been - but only if ya want to grab a bite or five to eat - I’d love to let you pay, sweet stuff!”
—-
Sketch Dump # 8 - Fancy, Fearsome Fox
“I’m allowed to dress however I please wherever I please, knave - Yes, I see it in your eyes, your disdain at my exposed, engorged gut… Just know, peasant, if you ever give me a look like that’ again, I’d be happy to introduce you to my associates, who’ll make sure the only shape you’ll ever know is that of a giant, wheezing circle… Now tut along, rabble!”
—-
Sketch Dump # 8 - Swollen Shipwright
“This t’ain’t the place for yous’, love - this be where the workin’ men, are! Unless yer’ lookin’ to sail the high seas, or hammer beasts o’ wood together like my’selves, you best be leavin’ the harbor… I’d be ‘appy to escort ya out, if ye’ dare give me the priv’lege of goin’ to tavern wit’ ya, love… Your treat, o’ course…
—-
Here are some more assorted sketches from the last year or so - there’s a big theme of cocky chubsters with this one, with a notable exception in the doughy donkey who seems somewhat surprised by his gurgling gut! To be honest, I think he’s the favorite of the bunch for me, haha - although all these guys are fun in my book!
I hope you all enjoy, and stay tuned for some exciting stuff that’ll be releasing in the next couple of weeks!
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Fat Furs
Species Unspecified / Any
Gender Male
Size 2146 x 1717px
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