I am Volityson, a Bombshell Koopa sent in the front lines of the war between Reptile folk and Mushroom folk in the Varrons region. Today I was assigned to join this weird looking man with a red hat named Mario, a lioness that uses her tail as a paint brush, and a Toa who looks like he’s seen better days… I hope we can get this over with quickly, whatever the scrap this Mario guy is planning on… I just don’t trust that toad, a lot of my friends were killed by Toads… so I’m watching this beaten up one like a hawk!

(I’ve been making a lot of custom Paper Mario party members after TTYD was announced, I have made four custom party members and this is one of them. And with the relationship of Shoe-Shine Tommy & Volityson, I will not spoil anything. I’m loving the TTYD remake so far, the original TTYD was my very first Mario game and I still can’t believe that the remake actually exists even though I have it.)