I took care of the family homestead from Thursday to Monday, so I took the opportunity to bliss my brains out from Thursday night to Sunday night. I planned it out a week in advance, and I pulled it off about as perfectly as I could manage with no one the wiser. Got everything in there. Put it together. Got it out. Put it back in storage. Never mind that. This was some of the best blissing I've ever done!

Since I'll probably never get another opportunity to set this particular thing up in this particular place, I took a bunch of pictures of it. For a long time, I've thought it would be a great spot for it, and it turns out I was absolutely right. You can't tell from this close-up view, but I incorporated an "udder" into it. It's made up of three "ottomans" (footstools). Yeah, I had to fill in the gaps with my imagination. The couch represents my blubberrump (in the absence of Foof chairs). Never mind the colors. If I could make everything exactly how I want it, it would all be either skin-tone beige or soft, gentle, comfy pink.

All together, it's all "ice cream colors." The belly part is made up of two halves. One half contains two jumbo-size dog beds, three body pillows, and some heavy comforters. The other half is made up of six body pillows (fluffier ones) and some more heavy comforters. Comforters are folded in half one way, then folded into either half again or into thirds the other way. Both halves are contained in king-size beige bed sheets that are tied up so it all stays together. Both halves are put together with all the tied-up ends facing inward, then all of that is tied up in a king-size beige bed sheet, then it all gets contained inside the king-size pink bed sheet. For some reason, it seems to be a bit bigger than the other bed sheets even though their tags all say king-size. The pink one also feels softer.

Although you can slip in and out of this thing, while "wearing" it, the idea is to feel as completely helpless as possible (while also feeling as comfy as possible). Everything else is left to your imagination (like being massaged, caressed, force-fed, teased, and humiliated non-stop forever).