My cat wakes me up just to stare into my eyes. And gets huffy if I just go back to sleep.

You need to work on the telepathy

lol, hilarious

Deer party, terrifying idea! Suddenly loud music in the middle of a forest.

Heh funny.

The most shocking part about this is that melatonin knocks people out so hard they can't be woken up.

It doesn't surprise me that much, I can sleep just fine through almost any kind of noise by default :D

That's fair, I'm the opposite. Heavy insomniac and jump at the smallest sound. Melatonin helps me sleep better when I do, but I need earplugs, a sleeping mask and sometimes another sleeptab to get sleeping to begin with.

So anything like this would instantly wake me up

Also for the love of me I can't figure which part is based on reality and which is embellished, because I think it's not the obvious answers, and you actually did have a deer rave in your backyard.

That... Is hilarious, crazy and awesome.

The "un-Z un-Z un-Z" is such a clever and funny touch, hee! I'm guessing the cat speaking is the imagined part >~_^<

Lunesta is a helluva drug.

hehe