Chicago-Lollie as one of those sad sacks of fuck who think that posing with weapons on the Internet will somehow make people overlook their pudginess and overall lack of physical prowess and think they are badass.
Yet another part of my "Un-Idealized Living Tragedies" series.
Yet another part of my "Un-Idealized Living Tragedies" series.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Portraits
Species Vulpine (Other)
Gender Male
Size 539 x 752px
That ain't airsoft, which ironically makes the pathetic display all the more sad.
I was originally gonna go with sandals and crocs, but I already gave Corbin crocs in the pic where he is a fat sack of crap riding a Rascal™ Mobility Scooter.
Not as fast as diabetes is killing all those people at Disneyland riding their Rascal™ Mobility Scooters.
Okay, my SO wants to know if you would take commissions for these still. Because each one is more hilarious/horrifying than the last.
I just finished my queue, and will be open to take these again soon, actually! If you'd like, I can message you when I start them up.
damn I wouldn't want to mess with this guy. Who knows how many throwing stars he's got in his fanny pack??
You might get a few seconds of running time as he shifts through it to find the throwing stars amongst the inhaler and acne medication.
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