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Someone's been into my dungeon and brought a big cooked chicken.
Did they bring it with them on their trip because it's finger lickin'?
How did they draw their sword or bow with their greasy chicken fingers?
Whatever happened to them that resulted in chicken linger?

It's edible or at least I hope it is as it's in my inventory.
I've been through several battles, and I'm hungry from a recent glory.
If I eat this gift of roast bird meat is it soaked in some kind of potion?
The idea of eating a strange explorers food is an absurd kind of notion.

What if it's been exposed to creepers and is filled with explosive gunpowder?
What if an Enderman touched it, and when it sees me it makes them glower?
Will spooky skeletons come after me for consuming cooked dead wings?
Why can't I feed it to my dogs? It seems their kind of thing.

Finding food on dungeon dives isn't just a Minecraft matter.
Lots of different games have mysterious foodstuffs scattered.
All I know is I'm very hungry now and I can smell the spices.
It sure is tasty but it's odd to have a dungeon food vice.