Conscience Free Art
a year ago
Hey, just want to let you know all my art is safe to consume now. As of yesterday my art was not, as of today you can now enjoy any piece of art I have ever done without feeling bad.
How did this happen?
My art was blessed by all supreme court justices, a surgeon, a philosopher, a patron saint and a sentient dolphin. They have sworn up and down that the work I have done was done with good intentions and cannot harm anyone. If you were worried before, have no fear. In fact if you consume my art in any way now, you will probably have extraordinary luck. I can almost guarantee this.
The future going forward
Future post will now carry a certificate of authenticity, verified by the board of image safety, and god himself. Gone are the days of wondering if the image you liked or saved carries with it any unwanted juju.
I welcome the new future and you along on this new journey.
Have a blessed day.
How did this happen?
My art was blessed by all supreme court justices, a surgeon, a philosopher, a patron saint and a sentient dolphin. They have sworn up and down that the work I have done was done with good intentions and cannot harm anyone. If you were worried before, have no fear. In fact if you consume my art in any way now, you will probably have extraordinary luck. I can almost guarantee this.
The future going forward
Future post will now carry a certificate of authenticity, verified by the board of image safety, and god himself. Gone are the days of wondering if the image you liked or saved carries with it any unwanted juju.
I welcome the new future and you along on this new journey.
Have a blessed day.
That ruins half the experience~
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Thanks bro
are you feeling alright? you seem unusually chipper.
All of your artwork is ok now?
As funny as this post is; It would be much appreciated to know without a fact that this is the case.
I'm happy that they didn't ban you like they were threatening to do and can upload no problem!