in case i get taken down for my recent posts
Posted 3 years agosowwy daddy fuwaffinity i just love poop art im sowwy
boomer moment
Posted 3 years agowhat is up my max the mutt fans. i Hope you ar Having a Glorious day. May the lord be One with your Soul and Inner sexual desires Now, to get down to business. yesterday i Shat so hard it Got att over my ass cheeks, naturally, i took A Whiff, and then a Lick. it was fabtastic, yhe best shit ive Ever Tasted in my Life. ive Never had A better sexual experience in my life! So, my dear max the mutt fans, ive been Looking for My next hit, im just jonesing for That shit again. not The Usual crap ive Been hving, Oh No, dear reader, i need That Good Wet Shit, full of corns. I havent gone out to buy corn in ages, so i Havent Been able to get a hold on some of That sweet, sweet Shit. let me know if youve been Able to Get a Good shit like that. ok Goodnight
have you tried vore irl?
Posted 3 years agoquestion for all those vore-ees out there
have you ever vored IRL?
today i hard vored a hard boiled egg. with the shell on. if i take the shell off i might reveal there is no chicken fetus inside. but because i didnt, its like a schrodingers fetus. the egg is simultaneously both a vore victim and a regular egg.
think about it, fellow vore-ees. try it out yourself next time. highly recommend
stay christian B)
have you ever vored IRL?
today i hard vored a hard boiled egg. with the shell on. if i take the shell off i might reveal there is no chicken fetus inside. but because i didnt, its like a schrodingers fetus. the egg is simultaneously both a vore victim and a regular egg.
think about it, fellow vore-ees. try it out yourself next time. highly recommend
stay christian B)
just my political opinione
Posted 3 years agolisten guys. this is just my politcal opinion, nothing more. it doesnt have anyrthing to do with who i am as a person and human species identifying mammalian, please do not judge me for it. but anyways. here it goes. my cock is just absolutely massive. like, you wouldnt belive how big it is. and even if you did, you still would find it incredibly difficult to believe just how hard that makes my life. i cant even take dick pics, i need to take a panoramic photo just to get photographic evidence of the absolute monstrosity that i call my cock. i cant even reach the tip, when i masturbate i tend to cum so hard i break a window, or a wall. on occasion, ive broken my own bones. i tried cumming into my bathtub before, but it was so thick it clogged the whole fucking drain. now i have to shit in the toilet like a "normal person" which i personally, just dont think is politically correct. my people have always shat in the bath tub drain, the concept of "waffle stomping" was created by my culture as a religious dance to signify the importance of food that has been passed. I can't fucking believe my housemates expect me to pay for the plumber. what absolute fucking bullshit. dont they know this is an incredibly ancient tradition dating back literally many decades?! I'm just so fucking offended right now i dont know how to express it but ive been thinking of crapping on each of their beds. theyve been locking thier doors on account of "the incident" but i know how to get in.
guys i think i might be schizophrenic
Posted 3 years agomy doctor told me im schizophrenic :( i dont think thats true though im just built different
OPENING UP CHEAP COMMISSIONS LIKE MAX OPENS HIS ASSHOLE
Posted 4 years agoHey guys!
Max the Mutt isn't just a slutt for cock! He's also a slutt for moneyyyyyy
We will be opening up cheap commissions starting at $15, take a lookie look in our gallery to get an example of what we do.
Prices may increase depending on the subject being drawn, the complexity/ number of characters, as well as if you want a background.
We're pretty comfortable with any of u nasty furries kinks but we do still have the right to refuse to draw anything we do not want to draw
If you're interested in a commission pls dm us a note and we can discuss details from there!
Max the Mutt isn't just a slutt for cock! He's also a slutt for moneyyyyyy
We will be opening up cheap commissions starting at $15, take a lookie look in our gallery to get an example of what we do.
Prices may increase depending on the subject being drawn, the complexity/ number of characters, as well as if you want a background.
We're pretty comfortable with any of u nasty furries kinks but we do still have the right to refuse to draw anything we do not want to draw
If you're interested in a commission pls dm us a note and we can discuss details from there!
art trade, anyone?
Posted 4 years agoI have some free time, so note me or comment on this post if you'd like to trade some art my dudes!
Art trades?
Posted 4 years agoHey guys im gonna be off for a week after this saturday, but if you want to do an art trade before then just comment or note me.
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Posted 5 years agojust got blocked by someone who draws ice age porn of buck todays a big day for me loooooool