Holy Cow, It's been a while.
Posted 11 years agoSo 5 years since my last journal, holy shitoly! Anyhow, hello, I'm alive. Lots has changed since I last did anything on his account, for example I got married and had a kid. He just turned a year old. Guess I'm pretty good at keeping crotch fruit alive, hurray me. Does anyone even read these?
Intergalatic Planetary
Posted 15 years ago'Bout time I changed this. So now you get to stare at this boring journal. See how much I love you all? >.>
Pit Bull Puppies
Posted 16 years agoHurrah! Nautica had her first litter of puppies over the weekend, Saturday to be exact, Nov. 3rd. I'm super excited. They are beautiful! 5 males and 4 females! I'm selling the pups, they have Champion bloodline and are ADBA Reg. So if anyone is interested, I will ship, but you pay all expenses.
Stolen from Revolution
Posted 16 years agoAppearance
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4"
[ ] I am taller than 6'0"
[ ] I think I'm ugly
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[X] I have a tattoo.
[X] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[X] I have more than 2 piercings.
[X] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I've Got one or two Scars
Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[X] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[X] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[X] Have a spoiled sibling.
School/Work
[ ] I'm in school. (college)
[X] I have a job.
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] Are or Have been home schooled
Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[X] I've glued my hand to something intentionally
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public
[x] I fell down on my face.
Health
[ ] I've gotten stitches
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.
[X] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox
Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[X] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[X] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[X] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[X] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[X] I've been out of my home country.
[ ] I've Been in Thailand
[ ] I've been in Phillipines
Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[X] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[X] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[X] I've been Skiing
[ ] I've been in a play
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[X] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[X] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[X] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[X] I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
[ ] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[X] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm DIVORCED!
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[X] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[X] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[X] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[X] I've kissed a girl/guy
Honesty/Crime
[ ] I've done something
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[X] I've cheated on a test
[X] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested
Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I regularly drink.
[X] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[X] I've smoked weed
[X I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[X] I've eaten shrooms.
[X] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[X] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[x] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[X] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[X] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.
Death and Suicide
[x] I hate funerals.
[X] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[X] I cut myself
Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[X] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[X] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] buy the newspaper everyday
Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[X] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[X] I love being neat
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[X] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[X] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[X] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.
[X] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[X] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
[x] I have been on the computer when I am as sick as a dog
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4"
[ ] I am taller than 6'0"
[ ] I think I'm ugly
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[X] I have a tattoo.
[X] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[X] I have more than 2 piercings.
[X] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I've Got one or two Scars
Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[X] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[X] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[X] Have a spoiled sibling.
School/Work
[ ] I'm in school. (college)
[X] I have a job.
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] Are or Have been home schooled
Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[X] I've glued my hand to something intentionally
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public
[x] I fell down on my face.
Health
[ ] I've gotten stitches
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.
[X] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox
Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[X] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[X] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[X] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[X] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[X] I've been out of my home country.
[ ] I've Been in Thailand
[ ] I've been in Phillipines
Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[X] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[X] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[X] I've been Skiing
[ ] I've been in a play
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[X] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[X] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[X] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[X] I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
[ ] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[X] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm DIVORCED!
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[X] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[X] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[X] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[X] I've kissed a girl/guy
Honesty/Crime
[ ] I've done something
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[X] I've cheated on a test
[X] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested
Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I regularly drink.
[X] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[X] I've smoked weed
[X I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[X] I've eaten shrooms.
[X] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[X] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[x] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[X] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[X] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.
Death and Suicide
[x] I hate funerals.
[X] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[X] I cut myself
Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[X] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[X] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] buy the newspaper everyday
Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[X] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[X] I love being neat
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[X] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[X] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[X] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.
[X] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[X] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
[x] I have been on the computer when I am as sick as a dog
Commissions?
Posted 16 years agoAlright, so things have gotten really tight lately. I mean, it just seems like so much bad shit is hitting us all at once its unreal. I'm drowning in bills, Jamey was off work because he broke his foot, and he owes back child support. So pretty much, all our money is gone. So a friend of mine said I should do commissions. I'm very skeptical about this, as I don't think my art is good enough, but hey, I'm desperate! I can't even feed myself right now. Its nice having good friends. Anyhow, its like basic commissions that you see on everyone else's pages. Its traditional art, seeing as I don't think I'm good enough with Photoshop yet. Though I'm not completely against the idea. And I'll do chibi's too. I'll also draw dragons since I feel pretty secure in how I draw them. So, I don't know if anyone would be interested, but I need cash, and this is the only other thing I am willing to do to make it. Let me know if you think the prices are fair. Oh, and the coloring will be done with Prisma Color pencils, so yea. If you want to pay for the shipping, I'll send you the original. Oh yea, and examples can be found in my gallery, duh.
What's required: I need a good Ref. Photo. Like an actual photograph I can look at and alter to your needs. I find my art is much more appealing when I have something to look at. I also need a good description of your character.
Prices:
Chibi's (Non-Colored): $1 (Colored) $2
Busts (Non-Colored): $2 (Colored) $3
-Couples (Non-Colored):$4 (Colored) $6
Full Body (Non-Colored): $4 (Colored) $6
-Couples (Non-Colored): $8 (Colored) $10
Photoshoped color job +$2 to original price.
Payment: PayPal, or very well hidden cash.