Updates on my stitches.
Posted a week agoThey're gone. xD
(Hand puns incoming)
Feels great to be writing with both hands again.
Yep, Stitches are no more! ^w^
Albeit it's still hurting a little bit, But I'm handling it pretty well.
All the skin regeneration cream mixed with protein gels looks like Grimace CAME on my hand. xD
From now on, I'm not letting my anger get out of hand, I shouldn't lose my grip anymore.
I already don't wanna throw hands with anybody, But the soldiers at my station are hands down the most irritating people on the planet.
Although there are still some good people around, Just like the whole world, Some people deserve a clap and some people deserve a slap. xD
OK, Let's not let the hand puns get out of hand, I'm feeling better, Much better. ^w^
Only 5 months and a half until I'm free from this nightmare, Damn I'm tired of that place.
But hey, I'm through most of it, This should pass much faster now! (I hope. xD)
Welp, Hopefully I come back a month later feeling better and NOT with more stitches. xD
I'm still here for three more days, In the meantime, I'm gonna enjoy life.
I hope y'all do too. ^w^
(Hand puns incoming)
Feels great to be writing with both hands again.
Yep, Stitches are no more! ^w^
Albeit it's still hurting a little bit, But I'm handling it pretty well.
All the skin regeneration cream mixed with protein gels looks like Grimace CAME on my hand. xD
From now on, I'm not letting my anger get out of hand, I shouldn't lose my grip anymore.
I already don't wanna throw hands with anybody, But the soldiers at my station are hands down the most irritating people on the planet.
Although there are still some good people around, Just like the whole world, Some people deserve a clap and some people deserve a slap. xD
OK, Let's not let the hand puns get out of hand, I'm feeling better, Much better. ^w^
Only 5 months and a half until I'm free from this nightmare, Damn I'm tired of that place.
But hey, I'm through most of it, This should pass much faster now! (I hope. xD)
Welp, Hopefully I come back a month later feeling better and NOT with more stitches. xD
I'm still here for three more days, In the meantime, I'm gonna enjoy life.
I hope y'all do too. ^w^
Something incredible happened...
Posted 16 days agoOK, I was in my border guard station a week ago and I saw something so incredible, I bet 90% of you will not believe me, But I promise you, THIS HAPPENED.
Alright, So I was standing right next to the main gates of the station, Waiting for a few clients to finish their meeting. Military stations act as a police station as well, Since the military literally owns the law, So we get a few calls and visits every day. Anyway, I was standing right in front of the main gates, Just doing nothing.
When suddenly, I see a stray dog just walking around outside the fence of the station. Nothing unusual, Stray dogs are super common around here, I see at least 2 every day.
But this dog did something that puts every last soldier of this country to shame. xD
I turn around for a moment and when I look back at the dog, I see it squatting right in front of the gate and facing me directly, And I mean it was so direct, I could not see the dog's sides! This dog was facing me with a perfect angle!
And then, While making direct eye contact with me, It proceeded to SHIT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MAIN GATES! xD
I am not joking, This dog just walked up to the main gates, Faced the guarding soldier, Looked at 'em in the eye and shat right in front of 'em. xD
It didn't even check below itself like most dogs do to make sure the poop landed. xD
It just dropped the dump and left, Didn't even look back. xD
I don't care if it's a dog, The next time I see that dog, I'm bowing to it. xD
Alright, So I was standing right next to the main gates of the station, Waiting for a few clients to finish their meeting. Military stations act as a police station as well, Since the military literally owns the law, So we get a few calls and visits every day. Anyway, I was standing right in front of the main gates, Just doing nothing.
When suddenly, I see a stray dog just walking around outside the fence of the station. Nothing unusual, Stray dogs are super common around here, I see at least 2 every day.
But this dog did something that puts every last soldier of this country to shame. xD
I turn around for a moment and when I look back at the dog, I see it squatting right in front of the gate and facing me directly, And I mean it was so direct, I could not see the dog's sides! This dog was facing me with a perfect angle!
And then, While making direct eye contact with me, It proceeded to SHIT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MAIN GATES! xD
I am not joking, This dog just walked up to the main gates, Faced the guarding soldier, Looked at 'em in the eye and shat right in front of 'em. xD
It didn't even check below itself like most dogs do to make sure the poop landed. xD
It just dropped the dump and left, Didn't even look back. xD
I don't care if it's a dog, The next time I see that dog, I'm bowing to it. xD
New Dreams!
Posted 23 days agoBack to writing my dreams, They help me calm down. xD
So, This dream started with me being in a street one day and just walking, I see these two kids chasing after a kitten, It looked like a calico kitten, But a lot more grey, I scare them a little bit to let the little fella escape.
(Little did I know, This was a huge mistake.)
I kept walking and reached what looked like a stage play under construction, The stage was set, People were setting up lights, Two people were lifting the props to the stage and I saw the very same kitten again! I tried to shoo it away so that nobody would get any funny ideas and hurt it, And it worked.
But then I saw the kitten getting chased again and this time, I jumped in, Grabbed the kitten and pretended it was mine so the kids would leave it alone.
It worked, But the kitten kept clawing and biting at my hand, Clearly, This kitten has been through tough times, So I put it down and it runs away.
Later on, I go to my old family house and see one of my relatives pressuring the SAME KITTEN under his arms to prevent it from escaping!
I got angry and roared at my relative (I have absolutely no idea who he was. xD) to let it go, And so he did. We have a little argument and suddenly the scene changes to everyone leaving and I try to close the front door, But before I do, I see a bag of rotten meat, Probably my mother's after she finished cooking the fresh ones. I see the VERY SAME KITTEN again coming towards the bag, Not wanting to deal with it again, I just throw the bag across the rooftops so it can go eat in peace, And it does.
So now I try to close the front door, But I can't.
The hinges, The lock, The knob, All of them were either breaking or bending. As if the door itself refused to be closed.
(This part scared me, Because this is not the first dream where I can't close the door. Sometimes I have nightmares with the exact same element of me in my old family house trying to lock the front door, But I can't. Does this have some kind of psychological meaning to it?)
Anyway, Now the house changes to the house of R.L. Stine played by Jack Black. xD (Well alright. xD)
I keep trying to close the door to protect it from burglars, But of course, It can't. So instead, I just stand in front of the door and yell if I see anything.
And sure enough, On a rooftop, I see a pair of eyes shining in the dark, A man was on the roof!
I yelled "Thief!" over and over while running up to the roof, But it turned out to be a random bloke neighbor. xD
He casually left and I was about to do the same when I noticed another pair of shining eyes, This time, I could tell they were cat eyes.
I followed the eyes to another rooftop, There, I noticed a third shining eye, On the tip of cat's tail.
I got closer and the cat was revealed to be the very same kitten, But now fully grown.
I got even closer and noticed the cat was much calmer now, But I could feel evil intent behind those crimson diamond like eyes.
The cat shapeshifted to a brown rat with sharp teeth and started running! I followed it and tried to kill it with a very long needle.
Rooftop after rooftop, The chase continues and I finally catch up to it and stab it with the needle, In that moment, It shapeshifted into a doll. A small Karin from Street Fighter-looking doll with blue eyes.
I kept stabbing and the doll started bleeding. Oddly enough, It wasn't moving, Like an actual doll.
When I thought it was done, It disappeared. I looked around and saw a blue Remy from Ratatouille-looking rat. (Wait a minute... DID I JUST KILL EMILE?! xD)
This rat was calmer, It looked as if it's the first time we've met, Unlike the other one. Clearly not the rat I'm looking for.
The location now changes to a flooded hall straight out of Deppart. The doll appeared again, I stabbed it again and so it bled.
Eventually the bleeding stopped, Hinting that it is completely dead. I pick it up and take a closer look, The doll felt... Hollow. And the blood dripping from it looked TOO red. Normal blood is usually much darker. And we were in a dim, Dark place, So it should've been practically black, Was this even blood?...
Well, I don't think much of it and leave with the blue rat as a pet.
When I got home, It was daytime again, But something was a bit odd...
The rat's fur started to darken a bit and... Were it's teeth always that sharp?...
The End. I woke up. xD
I don't know why the dream was like a goosebumps book, I haven't touched one in years. xD
I feel like I might've creeped out a few of y'all, So here's a more lighthearted dream I had last week. ^w^
I was playing a game that looked like a mix between Doom, Helldivers, Fallout, Half-Lif-Jesus, What the hell was I playing?! xD
I was giving tips for speedrunning to a group of students. (Even in dreams, My skills are recognized. )
Suddenly the scene changes to a walk in dark steam room looking place where I was fighting my arch nemesis! Face-covered-under-hoodie-man! xD
We jump through a window and we get thrown on top of a car, The car starts going through a tunnel, We have a fight on top of a van while Kick Back from Chainsaw Man starts playing in the background! Punch after punch! Jab after jab! I punch him to the car behind the van! (I wish I could subscribe to this dreaming channel. xD)
So after a fight so epic, It would give Denji and Katana Man a run for their money, We exit the tunnel and he throws us off the cars and we land next to a parked car.
I flip him over the car and make him fall on his back, He get's back up and reveals his face! *Gasp!* Of course! How could I be so blind?! It was MatPat all along!
Anyway, We apologize together and he leaves. xD
And then I reach a cult of people dancing. One of them was dressed like a BUFF grey alien. xD
Suddenly, Two very tall Mormons started ゴゴゴapproaching meゴゴゴ with some very dirty sneakers. xD
They told me about how dirty their shoes were, So I used J-ROCKS! The super powerful sponge capable of cleaning anything using the power of JESUS!
And it actually started cleaning the shoes like they were brand new! I knew I could always count on JESUS! xD
And so, I converted the Mormons to the ways of JESUS and we went to a church.
The End. xD
They say every dream has a meaning. But what the hell does THAT mean?! xD
Why did my dream have an ad read?! xD
My dreams are becoming sellouts. xD
Wanna know something funnier? I'm Omnist. xD
So, This dream started with me being in a street one day and just walking, I see these two kids chasing after a kitten, It looked like a calico kitten, But a lot more grey, I scare them a little bit to let the little fella escape.
(Little did I know, This was a huge mistake.)
I kept walking and reached what looked like a stage play under construction, The stage was set, People were setting up lights, Two people were lifting the props to the stage and I saw the very same kitten again! I tried to shoo it away so that nobody would get any funny ideas and hurt it, And it worked.
But then I saw the kitten getting chased again and this time, I jumped in, Grabbed the kitten and pretended it was mine so the kids would leave it alone.
It worked, But the kitten kept clawing and biting at my hand, Clearly, This kitten has been through tough times, So I put it down and it runs away.
Later on, I go to my old family house and see one of my relatives pressuring the SAME KITTEN under his arms to prevent it from escaping!
I got angry and roared at my relative (I have absolutely no idea who he was. xD) to let it go, And so he did. We have a little argument and suddenly the scene changes to everyone leaving and I try to close the front door, But before I do, I see a bag of rotten meat, Probably my mother's after she finished cooking the fresh ones. I see the VERY SAME KITTEN again coming towards the bag, Not wanting to deal with it again, I just throw the bag across the rooftops so it can go eat in peace, And it does.
So now I try to close the front door, But I can't.
The hinges, The lock, The knob, All of them were either breaking or bending. As if the door itself refused to be closed.
(This part scared me, Because this is not the first dream where I can't close the door. Sometimes I have nightmares with the exact same element of me in my old family house trying to lock the front door, But I can't. Does this have some kind of psychological meaning to it?)
Anyway, Now the house changes to the house of R.L. Stine played by Jack Black. xD (Well alright. xD)
I keep trying to close the door to protect it from burglars, But of course, It can't. So instead, I just stand in front of the door and yell if I see anything.
And sure enough, On a rooftop, I see a pair of eyes shining in the dark, A man was on the roof!
I yelled "Thief!" over and over while running up to the roof, But it turned out to be a random bloke neighbor. xD
He casually left and I was about to do the same when I noticed another pair of shining eyes, This time, I could tell they were cat eyes.
I followed the eyes to another rooftop, There, I noticed a third shining eye, On the tip of cat's tail.
I got closer and the cat was revealed to be the very same kitten, But now fully grown.
I got even closer and noticed the cat was much calmer now, But I could feel evil intent behind those crimson diamond like eyes.
The cat shapeshifted to a brown rat with sharp teeth and started running! I followed it and tried to kill it with a very long needle.
Rooftop after rooftop, The chase continues and I finally catch up to it and stab it with the needle, In that moment, It shapeshifted into a doll. A small Karin from Street Fighter-looking doll with blue eyes.
I kept stabbing and the doll started bleeding. Oddly enough, It wasn't moving, Like an actual doll.
When I thought it was done, It disappeared. I looked around and saw a blue Remy from Ratatouille-looking rat. (Wait a minute... DID I JUST KILL EMILE?! xD)
This rat was calmer, It looked as if it's the first time we've met, Unlike the other one. Clearly not the rat I'm looking for.
The location now changes to a flooded hall straight out of Deppart. The doll appeared again, I stabbed it again and so it bled.
Eventually the bleeding stopped, Hinting that it is completely dead. I pick it up and take a closer look, The doll felt... Hollow. And the blood dripping from it looked TOO red. Normal blood is usually much darker. And we were in a dim, Dark place, So it should've been practically black, Was this even blood?...
Well, I don't think much of it and leave with the blue rat as a pet.
When I got home, It was daytime again, But something was a bit odd...
The rat's fur started to darken a bit and... Were it's teeth always that sharp?...
The End. I woke up. xD
I don't know why the dream was like a goosebumps book, I haven't touched one in years. xD
I feel like I might've creeped out a few of y'all, So here's a more lighthearted dream I had last week. ^w^
I was playing a game that looked like a mix between Doom, Helldivers, Fallout, Half-Lif-Jesus, What the hell was I playing?! xD
I was giving tips for speedrunning to a group of students. (Even in dreams, My skills are recognized. )
Suddenly the scene changes to a walk in dark steam room looking place where I was fighting my arch nemesis! Face-covered-under-hoodie-man! xD
We jump through a window and we get thrown on top of a car, The car starts going through a tunnel, We have a fight on top of a van while Kick Back from Chainsaw Man starts playing in the background! Punch after punch! Jab after jab! I punch him to the car behind the van! (I wish I could subscribe to this dreaming channel. xD)
So after a fight so epic, It would give Denji and Katana Man a run for their money, We exit the tunnel and he throws us off the cars and we land next to a parked car.
I flip him over the car and make him fall on his back, He get's back up and reveals his face! *Gasp!* Of course! How could I be so blind?! It was MatPat all along!
Anyway, We apologize together and he leaves. xD
And then I reach a cult of people dancing. One of them was dressed like a BUFF grey alien. xD
Suddenly, Two very tall Mormons started ゴゴゴapproaching meゴゴゴ with some very dirty sneakers. xD
They told me about how dirty their shoes were, So I used J-ROCKS! The super powerful sponge capable of cleaning anything using the power of JESUS!
And it actually started cleaning the shoes like they were brand new! I knew I could always count on JESUS! xD
And so, I converted the Mormons to the ways of JESUS and we went to a church.
The End. xD
They say every dream has a meaning. But what the hell does THAT mean?! xD
Why did my dream have an ad read?! xD
My dreams are becoming sellouts. xD
Wanna know something funnier? I'm Omnist. xD
I'm at the worst time of my life. xD
Posted a month agoThis might be a long journal, So feel free to skip to the bottom line.
I'm about to explain why I've pretty absent recently.
Let's get started, If you don't know, I'm Iranian, That means when I reach a certain age, I'm conscripted to the military.
Some say it's an honor, I say it's a horror. xD
Believe me, When you go to that hell, You start to realize that you have been living wrong.
You didn't appreciate all the joy of life, You took it all for granted, You start to regret it when you're trapped in a place full of either junkies or perfectionists.
Never getting enough sleep, Never getting enough/good food, Your sanity will become identical to Pomni. xD
And what makes it worse, Being a decent person in a place filled with people who are one mugshot away from being behind bars.
I'm pretty sure I'm the only soldier on the entire Iranian military who DOESN'T curse, Insult, Smoke, Sexually harass, Do drugs, Cut wrists, Spit at people or beat people up for not getting enough tea. (Yes, Someone actually did that. UK be scared. xD)
So, As one would imagine, Not a good place to be if you have DID (Or just about ANY mental condition, Really. xD)
So, How long did it take for my mind to break? 8 hours.
Yep, I got sent to a mental institution on the FIRST DAY. Didn't even got the chance to touch the big dried sponge they call "A bed". xD
Fortunately, My family came to my rescue, Only then did I realize how much they loved me.
I've been a jerk to my parents throughout the 20 years that I've lived with them, But my dad quickly came to help me and not ONCE did he blame me for going nuts, He actually knew how much I was scared. And my mother, The goddess who I treated like a maid kept crying just because her child was wearing a mental patient's clothing. Just the thought of her child MIGHT be going insane almost broke her heart.
After some good pep talk (And my dad threatening the psychiatrist. xD), I went back to the camp.
I kept myself as strong as I could, Took a lot of crying (Like a LOT of crying! Jesus, How do human eyes have so much liquid?! xD) But I eventually got used to it.
Things got slightly worse when I told my Lieutenant Colonel "None of your business." xD
Let me explain, Y'see, I have a case of gigantism, That means I'm BIG, So obviously these people's pre-made uniforms won't do, So I have to get them custom made, Now this will obviously take a few days, So in the meantime, I'm in my personal clothes, Which offended a certain someone. One day, I'm walking towards the prayer hall (Remember, This is an Islam-Dominated-Tyrannical country.) and I see this one guy also in his personal clothes, This is the first time I've ever seen his face, He kept nagging about me not being in uniform, Him being in his personal clothes made me think maybe he's one f the solder's dad came to visit his son and is complaining "Oh soldiers aren't like what they were back in my day!" and by that time, I had heard "Why don't you have a uniform" MANY times, So needless to say, I got tired of the question, So I just said "I don't got any!" with an annoyed tone, He got pretty mad and called me to come closer, He kept nagging again as an Ostavar (Senior NCO) got closer to us, The Ostavar's jaw dropped when I told the HEAD OF THE GOD DAMN MILITARY CAMP "Sir, Please, Don't speak to me in that kind of tone, I am not bothering you, So I insist that you don't bother me."
To make matters worse, On my way to the prayer hall, The jerk bumped into me again, Raised his hand and said "Run! You're a soldier! Hurry!" which made me give the wheel to Terk (One of my alternate personalities) who proceeded to pour lemonade on the wound by mocking posture and saying "Run! You're the boss! EVERYONE'S waiting for your charming personality! Hurry!"
I got banned from visiting my family that week. xD
Oh, Did I mentioned that you can only visit your family for 24 hours IF you behave? Yeah, That's how it goes. xD
2 month of paiFUN and tortuJOY later, I'm finally off to my serving location.
I'm a border guard soldier, Which means I serve where? You guessed it! IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
Literally in the middle of a God forsaken desert, Stand there, And report, That's my job. xD
Well, Technically my job is to be the gatekeeper of the station. I also wake up the guards on time and sometimes answer the radio.
And let me tell ya, Remember when I said that the place is filled with either perfectionists or junkies? Well now it's ONLY junkies! And they don't like being woken up. xD
These people curse so much, I kid you not, They could give Deadpool a run for his money. xD
Also, In here, You gave to stay for 45 days to be able to see your family for 10. PRETTY FAIR, AMIRIGHT?!
But I'm sure everything is gonna be just fin-Aaaaaand Iran started a war with Israel. ._.
Oh well, Hopefully, I can finish my 6 remaining months before I get bombed. xD
But funny thing happened just a few days ago.
Y'see, I usually share my gatekeeping shift with another soldier, Who happens to be the embodiment of sloth! Seriously, This guy makes Belphegor look like a joke.
He never dresses up correctly, When he gets the keys, He just goes back in the dorms and watches tv, But on thing that annoyed me the most was the time that this potato got a little time-off in the city next to the station (You can get one if you have business to attend to, They usually last an hour or two.) and he did not show up for 9 HOURS! Which let to me covering his shift.
Now, I would call myself a pretty chill person, So I didn't force the guy to have an extra shift. I thought to myself "To hell with it, Nobody's permanent here, He's just gonna get transferred to another station after a while and I'll most likely never see his lazy face again, It ain't worth it." and I let him off.
But oh ho ho, Just yesterday, Something even funnier happened.
The night before, I give the keys at the usual time, But another soldier takes them, I ask what's going on and he says that the guard officer wanted to cut us some slack and he's gonna take the shift till half the lazy guy's shift. I think to myself "Oh cool, I get to sleep like a normal person tonight." But NOPE! I get woken up at the usual time and have an argument with the guard officer, Apparently he wanted to cut Snorlax over there some slack! He cut his shift in half and I'm still doing my full usual one.
I one again try to calm myself by saying "To hell with it, It ain't worth it, It'll pass." because I want to finish my serving time without causing a fight and extending my time.
Now it's morning and it's now Merak The Slothful Conjurer's turn to take the shift. I go to the dorms and wake him up, To which he replied the persian equivalent of "Fuck off, I'm not in the mood.", To which I say that I don't care and he should just get up, He responded by throwing his pillow and the keys at me (With terrible aim, I might add. xD) and tell me to get lost.
I returned to my superiors and said "Sir, You spoiled him. Now he's not "in the mood" to get up.", To which the guard officer said "Just wake him up! And don't blame me! You have no right to do so! I am your SUPERIOR!", So after I get out of Hitler's office, I hear laughing behind my back.
He's laughing with other "Superiors" about he talked to me.
And I thought people grew out of being a bully.
Obviously, This made me angry. VERY angry.
I didn't want to hurt anyone nor did I want to damage any property, So I went to the back of the station and punched some dirt, Left a few markings on my knuckles, But nothing that won't heal in a few days, Barely noticeable.
My mistake was not calming myself afterwards. I just kept getting more and more wrathful.
I go to the bathrooms to wash my dirty knuckles and I'm still angry. I look at the mirror, Miss the calm person I used to be, Blame it on this hell and punched the tiles next to the mirror.
Never punch smooth tiles with slippery wet fists next to a frameless mirror.
Needless to say, That one hurt a little extra.
Two cuts on my right hand, I went to a hospital and got them stitched. (I am writing this very journal with one hand.)
And let me say, Watching your hand drip red while you're not feeling any pain can pretty frightening.
When I went on the surgery table, They covered my view of my hand and injected me with a sedative. (As doctors do.)
And that sedative brought back the terrible memory of when I was drugged and put into the mental institute at the first day of this torment, Not a fun experience.
Whatever it was, It made me feel like my soul was leaving my body, My eyes felt like roller coasters and my body felt cold, As if the soul actually left.
Even then, I could feel every touch of what was happening on my right hand, It felt like a glove being torn open and played with.
All I could do was go back to sleep and hope that these strangers can make me be able to write again in a few months.
Went I was knocked out, It felt like WEEKS had passed, I woke up and tried to talk, I heard my voice, But didn't feel my tongue. I kept going back and forth between sleep and awake.
I asked the nurse "How many times have I been woken up?", She confusedly responded "This is your first.", That made me feel like I was in ACTUAL hell. My body was being torn open, I couldn't move, I couldn't do anything to stop it, And it's only been 15 minutes.
But after a while it finally ended.
I got sent to a bedroom full of patients and was told I'd be free to go tomorrow. But one thing made it much worse, My family called.
I barely got over their reaction to seeing their child in a nuthouse, I didn't want to worry them again with their child in stitches, Desperate, I did something I hadn't done in years, I lied.
Many years ago, I promised myself that I would never tell a lie ever again even if it got me in trouble, But now, I broke that promise. I felt weak.
What happened to the person I used to be? I used to be strong, Punch a wall and leave a hole, Do Saitama's workout, Run barefoot on dirt, But now, I leave holes on my fists and my feet get cut just from walking on a God damn carpet. I used to be mentally strong too, I could go fasting for a week, I could keep an honest tongue all the time, I could sit in an empty room doing absolutely nothing just because I could, But now, I can't keep myself calm or even stop myself from lying.
I've grown weak.
So yeah, Bottom line, I'm a soldier, Hate it with a passion, Got weak, Cut my hand and am now writing this journal with one hand just to get it off my chest.
I hope all of you are doing fine. ^w^
I'm about to explain why I've pretty absent recently.
Let's get started, If you don't know, I'm Iranian, That means when I reach a certain age, I'm conscripted to the military.
Some say it's an honor, I say it's a horror. xD
Believe me, When you go to that hell, You start to realize that you have been living wrong.
You didn't appreciate all the joy of life, You took it all for granted, You start to regret it when you're trapped in a place full of either junkies or perfectionists.
Never getting enough sleep, Never getting enough/good food, Your sanity will become identical to Pomni. xD
And what makes it worse, Being a decent person in a place filled with people who are one mugshot away from being behind bars.
I'm pretty sure I'm the only soldier on the entire Iranian military who DOESN'T curse, Insult, Smoke, Sexually harass, Do drugs, Cut wrists, Spit at people or beat people up for not getting enough tea. (Yes, Someone actually did that. UK be scared. xD)
So, As one would imagine, Not a good place to be if you have DID (Or just about ANY mental condition, Really. xD)
So, How long did it take for my mind to break? 8 hours.
Yep, I got sent to a mental institution on the FIRST DAY. Didn't even got the chance to touch the big dried sponge they call "A bed". xD
Fortunately, My family came to my rescue, Only then did I realize how much they loved me.
I've been a jerk to my parents throughout the 20 years that I've lived with them, But my dad quickly came to help me and not ONCE did he blame me for going nuts, He actually knew how much I was scared. And my mother, The goddess who I treated like a maid kept crying just because her child was wearing a mental patient's clothing. Just the thought of her child MIGHT be going insane almost broke her heart.
After some good pep talk (And my dad threatening the psychiatrist. xD), I went back to the camp.
I kept myself as strong as I could, Took a lot of crying (Like a LOT of crying! Jesus, How do human eyes have so much liquid?! xD) But I eventually got used to it.
Things got slightly worse when I told my Lieutenant Colonel "None of your business." xD
Let me explain, Y'see, I have a case of gigantism, That means I'm BIG, So obviously these people's pre-made uniforms won't do, So I have to get them custom made, Now this will obviously take a few days, So in the meantime, I'm in my personal clothes, Which offended a certain someone. One day, I'm walking towards the prayer hall (Remember, This is an Islam-Dominated-Tyrannical country.) and I see this one guy also in his personal clothes, This is the first time I've ever seen his face, He kept nagging about me not being in uniform, Him being in his personal clothes made me think maybe he's one f the solder's dad came to visit his son and is complaining "Oh soldiers aren't like what they were back in my day!" and by that time, I had heard "Why don't you have a uniform" MANY times, So needless to say, I got tired of the question, So I just said "I don't got any!" with an annoyed tone, He got pretty mad and called me to come closer, He kept nagging again as an Ostavar (Senior NCO) got closer to us, The Ostavar's jaw dropped when I told the HEAD OF THE GOD DAMN MILITARY CAMP "Sir, Please, Don't speak to me in that kind of tone, I am not bothering you, So I insist that you don't bother me."
To make matters worse, On my way to the prayer hall, The jerk bumped into me again, Raised his hand and said "Run! You're a soldier! Hurry!" which made me give the wheel to Terk (One of my alternate personalities) who proceeded to pour lemonade on the wound by mocking posture and saying "Run! You're the boss! EVERYONE'S waiting for your charming personality! Hurry!"
I got banned from visiting my family that week. xD
Oh, Did I mentioned that you can only visit your family for 24 hours IF you behave? Yeah, That's how it goes. xD
2 month of paiFUN and tortuJOY later, I'm finally off to my serving location.
I'm a border guard soldier, Which means I serve where? You guessed it! IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
Literally in the middle of a God forsaken desert, Stand there, And report, That's my job. xD
Well, Technically my job is to be the gatekeeper of the station. I also wake up the guards on time and sometimes answer the radio.
And let me tell ya, Remember when I said that the place is filled with either perfectionists or junkies? Well now it's ONLY junkies! And they don't like being woken up. xD
These people curse so much, I kid you not, They could give Deadpool a run for his money. xD
Also, In here, You gave to stay for 45 days to be able to see your family for 10. PRETTY FAIR, AMIRIGHT?!
But I'm sure everything is gonna be just fin-Aaaaaand Iran started a war with Israel. ._.
Oh well, Hopefully, I can finish my 6 remaining months before I get bombed. xD
But funny thing happened just a few days ago.
Y'see, I usually share my gatekeeping shift with another soldier, Who happens to be the embodiment of sloth! Seriously, This guy makes Belphegor look like a joke.
He never dresses up correctly, When he gets the keys, He just goes back in the dorms and watches tv, But on thing that annoyed me the most was the time that this potato got a little time-off in the city next to the station (You can get one if you have business to attend to, They usually last an hour or two.) and he did not show up for 9 HOURS! Which let to me covering his shift.
Now, I would call myself a pretty chill person, So I didn't force the guy to have an extra shift. I thought to myself "To hell with it, Nobody's permanent here, He's just gonna get transferred to another station after a while and I'll most likely never see his lazy face again, It ain't worth it." and I let him off.
But oh ho ho, Just yesterday, Something even funnier happened.
The night before, I give the keys at the usual time, But another soldier takes them, I ask what's going on and he says that the guard officer wanted to cut us some slack and he's gonna take the shift till half the lazy guy's shift. I think to myself "Oh cool, I get to sleep like a normal person tonight." But NOPE! I get woken up at the usual time and have an argument with the guard officer, Apparently he wanted to cut Snorlax over there some slack! He cut his shift in half and I'm still doing my full usual one.
I one again try to calm myself by saying "To hell with it, It ain't worth it, It'll pass." because I want to finish my serving time without causing a fight and extending my time.
Now it's morning and it's now Merak The Slothful Conjurer's turn to take the shift. I go to the dorms and wake him up, To which he replied the persian equivalent of "Fuck off, I'm not in the mood.", To which I say that I don't care and he should just get up, He responded by throwing his pillow and the keys at me (With terrible aim, I might add. xD) and tell me to get lost.
I returned to my superiors and said "Sir, You spoiled him. Now he's not "in the mood" to get up.", To which the guard officer said "Just wake him up! And don't blame me! You have no right to do so! I am your SUPERIOR!", So after I get out of Hitler's office, I hear laughing behind my back.
He's laughing with other "Superiors" about he talked to me.
And I thought people grew out of being a bully.
Obviously, This made me angry. VERY angry.
I didn't want to hurt anyone nor did I want to damage any property, So I went to the back of the station and punched some dirt, Left a few markings on my knuckles, But nothing that won't heal in a few days, Barely noticeable.
My mistake was not calming myself afterwards. I just kept getting more and more wrathful.
I go to the bathrooms to wash my dirty knuckles and I'm still angry. I look at the mirror, Miss the calm person I used to be, Blame it on this hell and punched the tiles next to the mirror.
Never punch smooth tiles with slippery wet fists next to a frameless mirror.
Needless to say, That one hurt a little extra.
Two cuts on my right hand, I went to a hospital and got them stitched. (I am writing this very journal with one hand.)
And let me say, Watching your hand drip red while you're not feeling any pain can pretty frightening.
When I went on the surgery table, They covered my view of my hand and injected me with a sedative. (As doctors do.)
And that sedative brought back the terrible memory of when I was drugged and put into the mental institute at the first day of this torment, Not a fun experience.
Whatever it was, It made me feel like my soul was leaving my body, My eyes felt like roller coasters and my body felt cold, As if the soul actually left.
Even then, I could feel every touch of what was happening on my right hand, It felt like a glove being torn open and played with.
All I could do was go back to sleep and hope that these strangers can make me be able to write again in a few months.
Went I was knocked out, It felt like WEEKS had passed, I woke up and tried to talk, I heard my voice, But didn't feel my tongue. I kept going back and forth between sleep and awake.
I asked the nurse "How many times have I been woken up?", She confusedly responded "This is your first.", That made me feel like I was in ACTUAL hell. My body was being torn open, I couldn't move, I couldn't do anything to stop it, And it's only been 15 minutes.
But after a while it finally ended.
I got sent to a bedroom full of patients and was told I'd be free to go tomorrow. But one thing made it much worse, My family called.
I barely got over their reaction to seeing their child in a nuthouse, I didn't want to worry them again with their child in stitches, Desperate, I did something I hadn't done in years, I lied.
Many years ago, I promised myself that I would never tell a lie ever again even if it got me in trouble, But now, I broke that promise. I felt weak.
What happened to the person I used to be? I used to be strong, Punch a wall and leave a hole, Do Saitama's workout, Run barefoot on dirt, But now, I leave holes on my fists and my feet get cut just from walking on a God damn carpet. I used to be mentally strong too, I could go fasting for a week, I could keep an honest tongue all the time, I could sit in an empty room doing absolutely nothing just because I could, But now, I can't keep myself calm or even stop myself from lying.
I've grown weak.
So yeah, Bottom line, I'm a soldier, Hate it with a passion, Got weak, Cut my hand and am now writing this journal with one hand just to get it off my chest.
I hope all of you are doing fine. ^w^
Karma is one helluva high. xD
Posted 3 months agoStory time:
A few days ago, I was at this felafel place near my workplace, In the line was Me, An annoying lady, And a young student looking fellow.
The annoying lady came in AFTER me, But proceeded to cut in front of me and the kid. I didn't mind THAT much, But the kid behind me went up to her and said "Excuse me, Miss, But you shouldn't cut in lin-" "And you should mind your own business, Bitch." she said.
Now, As you can see, This jerk absolutely deserves it if I were to dropkick her in the face. xD
But no, Instead, One of my alters (I have MPD.) came up with a devious plan. >:)
I decide to go along with it.
Step 1: I asked the kid behind me to hold my place for me in the line while I go take care of something. (And the little sweetheart agreed. ^w^)
Step 2: When I got out of the store, I hid and sneakily took a picture of the annoying lady's face.
Step 3: I entered through the back door into the managers office.
Step 3.5: Ensure them that I'm not there to rob the place. xD (The manager grabbed a gun when she saw me. xD)
Step 4: I suggested a "Surprise" for a price of $500. (And give her a confetti cannon.)
Step 5: I go back in the line.
Step 6: I insist that the kid goes in front of me for being nice enough to hold the line for me. (At first, He said "No thanks ma'am, It was nothing. (Apparently I look feminine enough to be called "Ma'am". xD)", But I convinced him in the end.)
Step 7: I give the register a wink as the signal.
And the plan goes into full motion!
The annoying lady takes her order and complains that it took so long. (God she really deserves what's about to come.)
It's now the kid's turn to order, But before he could even say a word, The register pops the confetti cannon and says "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE OUR 1,000,000TH COSTUMER! YOU GET TO EAT HERE FOR FREE FOR THE NEXT 7 DAYS!"
The annoying lady's jaw drops, She looks so cheated. I'm loving the sight. xD
The kid's jaw also drops, Doesn't believe what's happening.
And I sarcastically say "oH MY gOd! wHAt aRe tHE oDDs?!". xD
The annoying lady proceeds to walk out with her head down, All while the kid is frozen in place. xD
Now, I proceed to calm the kid down so he can order his food, To which he instantly insists to pay for my meal as well. xD
So there you have it, That was the plan.
Pay for $500 worth of food in advance, And let the kid have fun. ^w^
But wait... Why did I take a picture of the annoying lady, You may ask? Well, Simple: Show the picture to the staff and say "From now on, You're allowed to mess with her food as much as you want. She can't claim the food is bad if only HER food is bad. xD"
I felt so devious I could laugh like a supervillain. >:)
But that's not where the story ends.
What I have told you about is from a few days ago.
TODAY, I went back to the same place, To get my regular sandwich, Only to see the kid WITH HIS FAMILY enjoying a meal. ^w^
To which he proceeds to invite me for lunch. xD
So, A lesson to be learned.
Karma is a bitch. xD
Receiving it is a gift.
And making it happen is a God damn high. xD
A few days ago, I was at this felafel place near my workplace, In the line was Me, An annoying lady, And a young student looking fellow.
The annoying lady came in AFTER me, But proceeded to cut in front of me and the kid. I didn't mind THAT much, But the kid behind me went up to her and said "Excuse me, Miss, But you shouldn't cut in lin-" "And you should mind your own business, Bitch." she said.
Now, As you can see, This jerk absolutely deserves it if I were to dropkick her in the face. xD
But no, Instead, One of my alters (I have MPD.) came up with a devious plan. >:)
I decide to go along with it.
Step 1: I asked the kid behind me to hold my place for me in the line while I go take care of something. (And the little sweetheart agreed. ^w^)
Step 2: When I got out of the store, I hid and sneakily took a picture of the annoying lady's face.
Step 3: I entered through the back door into the managers office.
Step 3.5: Ensure them that I'm not there to rob the place. xD (The manager grabbed a gun when she saw me. xD)
Step 4: I suggested a "Surprise" for a price of $500. (And give her a confetti cannon.)
Step 5: I go back in the line.
Step 6: I insist that the kid goes in front of me for being nice enough to hold the line for me. (At first, He said "No thanks ma'am, It was nothing. (Apparently I look feminine enough to be called "Ma'am". xD)", But I convinced him in the end.)
Step 7: I give the register a wink as the signal.
And the plan goes into full motion!
The annoying lady takes her order and complains that it took so long. (God she really deserves what's about to come.)
It's now the kid's turn to order, But before he could even say a word, The register pops the confetti cannon and says "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE OUR 1,000,000TH COSTUMER! YOU GET TO EAT HERE FOR FREE FOR THE NEXT 7 DAYS!"
The annoying lady's jaw drops, She looks so cheated. I'm loving the sight. xD
The kid's jaw also drops, Doesn't believe what's happening.
And I sarcastically say "oH MY gOd! wHAt aRe tHE oDDs?!". xD
The annoying lady proceeds to walk out with her head down, All while the kid is frozen in place. xD
Now, I proceed to calm the kid down so he can order his food, To which he instantly insists to pay for my meal as well. xD
So there you have it, That was the plan.
Pay for $500 worth of food in advance, And let the kid have fun. ^w^
But wait... Why did I take a picture of the annoying lady, You may ask? Well, Simple: Show the picture to the staff and say "From now on, You're allowed to mess with her food as much as you want. She can't claim the food is bad if only HER food is bad. xD"
I felt so devious I could laugh like a supervillain. >:)
But that's not where the story ends.
What I have told you about is from a few days ago.
TODAY, I went back to the same place, To get my regular sandwich, Only to see the kid WITH HIS FAMILY enjoying a meal. ^w^
To which he proceeds to invite me for lunch. xD
So, A lesson to be learned.
Karma is a bitch. xD
Receiving it is a gift.
And making it happen is a God damn high. xD
Guess who's back! ^w^
Posted 4 months agoAye! I'm finally back! ^w^
Just as an explanation, I went back to Iran to visit my relatives and might've had too much fun and stayed a LITTLE more than one month. xD
My apologies to anyone on my watchlist who I missed the chance to congratulate their birthday in the past two months. xD
Well then, Now that I have 13445 missed submissions to fave, I think I'm gonna be a bit... *Inhale*... B U S Y. xD
Just as an explanation, I went back to Iran to visit my relatives and might've had too much fun and stayed a LITTLE more than one month. xD
My apologies to anyone on my watchlist who I missed the chance to congratulate their birthday in the past two months. xD
Well then, Now that I have 13445 missed submissions to fave, I think I'm gonna be a bit... *Inhale*... B U S Y. xD
Be back in a month! (Probably. xD)
Posted 6 months agoHey, A little something happened and I will be going somewhere for a month. (Probably, I'm not sure EXACTLY how long, But I'm told it's only a month.)
So yeah, I'll be back in a probable month! ^w^
(I still got a few hours though. xD)
So yeah, I'll be back in a probable month! ^w^
(I still got a few hours though. xD)
I wrote the explanation of the "Fursona" as a poem. xD
Posted 6 months agoSide note: I'm not sure why I made this story take place in Scotland, But deal with it. xD
Also, Y'all should probably hold on to your dictionary on this one. xD
Also, Fun fact: Tod in Scottish means Fox. xD
Also, Y'all should probably hold on to your dictionary on this one. xD
There was a man by the name of Alex,
Gentle lad, Honest tongue and not a shred of malice.
But as honest as his tongue may be,
His soul was something else to see.
Something locked deep within him was yearning to be free,
But poor Alex, He had no key.
One day, When he was out on a stroll,
He saw a dancing lady, Wearing a mouse mask and carrying a pole.
Curious, Alex wanted to ask why she's so queer,
But as soon as he got near,
She waved and said in a playful tone "Good day! Come closer, My dear!"
The lady's body seemed even younger than Alex, Yet she spoke in the voice of a queen,
As soon as he was in her reach, She embraced him, A sight to be seen.
Alex backed up and asked "Don't just hug me! Who are you?"
She said still with a playful tone "I am but a humble mask seller, Would you like one to rest your face into?
Behind it, I feel no fear, No embarrassment and no anxiety,
Behind it, A simple hug is no impropriety."
Alex was uncomfortable, Confused, But mostly curious,
She clearly acts as how she feels and wishes, It was by no means spurious.
Intrigued, Alex saw that on her pole, There was hanging a variety of masks,
Animal, Opera and monster,
Mesmerized by the roster.
He didn't want to go too far, So he purchased the mask of his favorite animal, The fox,
After the purchase, The lady said goodbye and danced to her new destination, Skipping on the road rocks.
Alex put on the fox mask and it's faux fur felt pretty comfy,
When he walked around with it, It scared the farmers' grumphies.
Alex thought "If no one knows who I am behind this new face...
Then why not have some fun and skip to my place?"
He skipped like a little boy with not a care in the world,
The shop keepers laughed, And the stray dogs curled.
He kept on skipping, Not saying a word,
Under the mask, His chuckles couldn't be heard.
Then out of the blue, Came this little girl,
He stopped and took a silly pose in front of her, Like a noble earl.
She giggled and said "You're silly mister, Who are you?",
But Alex didn't want to give his real name, He had to think of something new.
He turned his tone of voice a little higher and gave himself a thick accent,
"Aye! I'm Mr. Tod, Little bairn! Just a foxy lad enjoying life's present."
She giggled more and asked if she could pet his furry face,
He quickly squatted and let the little hen pet his snout while he sat in place.
Even though it wasn't his face, It felt quite nice,
Adorable and innocent, Not even close to vice.
The girl's brother came up and invited her to go play some hopscotch,
Mr. Tod said "Aye lad, Let me come too! Me skills are top notch!"
They said yes and he joined them in their play,
Alex had never enjoyed life in such a way.
The joy and liberty of this new persona, He wanted it to stay,
For now, He just wanted to enjoy this day,
After the children got tired, Mr. Tod said goodbye and danced back to his house,
He took off the mask and thought to himself "If I see her again, I'm gonna thank that lady mouse."
He rested the mask on his nightstand and went to bed,
But the thought of Mr. Tod wouldn't leave his head.
A new face, A new image, The face he worn for so many years had tired him,
As Mr. Tod, He could dance, Play or go for a swim.
Animals, Monsters, Any face will do,
The freedom of his inner self was very much due.
Eventually going to sleep, Tomorrow he woke up excited,
He quickly grabbed Mr. Tod's face, Feeling delighted.
He then grabbed his grandfather's old tuxedo and made himself look fancy,
He looked at himself in the mirror, And instantly felt dancy.
When he got out of the house, He danced to the road near the town,
When he danced, He took a glance at everywhere, See if the mouse lady was around.
And she indeed was! At the same road, Frolicking with a little boy,
He joined their frolic, She said "I take it your new face is bringing you joy?"
Mr. Tod said "Plenty! Is this magic? How can a mask do this to me?",
She said "That is nothing but a normal wooden mask with fake fur, Even a sack with holes makes you feel free."
He laughed "Well I don't suppose you're selling more masks."
She chuckled "I sell as many as one asks."
The End.
Also, Fun fact: Tod in Scottish means Fox. xD
100+ Watchers!
Posted 6 months agoI missed the 100 mark. xD
But now I have 103 Watchers!
Thank you all! I greatly appreciate it! ^w^
That's about all I got. xD
I was not prepared for this. xD
I love you all. ^w^
But now I have 103 Watchers!
Thank you all! I greatly appreciate it! ^w^
That's about all I got. xD
I was not prepared for this. xD
I love you all. ^w^
This dream was insane. xD
Posted 6 months ago(It's best not to question anything throughout this dream. It's much easier. xD)
So, The dream starts with me as Monkey D. Luffy (Already at a great start. xD) surfing through what looked liked the Upstream level from Crash Bandicoot. xD
I am then told by Lois Griffin from Family Guy to "Get the fuck out!" to which I am instantly teleported to a rocky island of naked women.
Well ain't that a good intro to a dream. xD
The women looked like warrior amazons, Spears and everything. Apparently I turned into a woman and am now being transported to their island with a bunch of other women as their cargo.
When we arrived, I got a good look at the island, It was rocky and barely had any greens, It was almost like a death island. The island looked boring, But it did have naked women, So I'd say it's a 10/10.
Anyway, We're taken to a shrine-looking building and were told to eat some food and are free to strip ourselves from our clothing.
Everyone had some soup and some decided to remove their clothing, It felt liberating, There were some amazons that danced for the newly arrived women, Kinda looked like a ritual.
Oddly enough, When I decided to go outside, No one stopped me, As if I was a guest.
When I got out, I saw a GIANT scorpion! (Well that escalated quickly. xD) It was the size of a small car and had a bunch of smaller scorpions on it, Probably it's babies.
Aside from the naked women, There were some small naked girls as well, I guess adults weren't the only one welcome here.
The kids played with the scorpions and the scorpions did not attack, They barely even moved. Strange.
I saw at the corner of my eye that a woman was sitting with her daughter, She was still in her underwear while the kid was playing with the scorpions naked.
I decided to read her mind (Wait what?...) and I heard her think "I want to take these clothes off, But I feel it would be vulgar and inappropriate for my daughter.", I was gonna comment on her (like a youtube video. xD) that everyone else was already naked and her daughter didn't seem to mind, But something else caught my attention.
The scorpions turned into stone.
And I don't mean they were petrified, I mean they literally turned into rocks! Normal rocks and boulders!
At the same time, I felt a strange feeling in my stomach. Now I understand! It was all a hallucination! We only saw the scorpions AFTER we had some of that soup! My immunity system must be better than these people, That's why it faded away so fast and nobody else is noticing.
This whole island is a make-belief paradise made by these evil amazons to pleasure themselves!
I started to make a run for the beach of the island and quickly noticed the amazon guards at my tail.
I ran faster until... I got teleported to my house. xD
I'm in my clothes again and at my family home.
I remember my doorbell ringing, I come to answer it and it was someone calling himself "The original man".
Now I'm thinking to myself "Dear God, ADAM?!", But when I opened the door, It was just a normal dude with some normal robot piggies. (Ah yes, Very normal. xD)
The pigs got in and played around a bit until I got teleported AGAIN to the world of Final Fantasy VII.
I am now Cloud Strife (In his Advent Children outfit nonetheless. xD) with the gang and we are searching for Aerith's grave. I take 5 big cookies from my fridge (Priorities. xD) and go to the lead we had. It was in a church, Or a place that looked like one anyway.
When we got there, We meet a priest that looked like Father Grigori and another random guy, He started having some evil monologue. (Something something "It would be easier if you died" blaw blaw blaw.)
He then took out a revolver and shot me!
But I barely felt any pain. He shot me again as well as Tifa next to me.
Both of us barely flinched, At this point, I was wondering if his bullets were even real. xD
I then get up to grab the revolver out of his hands, He accidentally shots a bullet at the ceiling and I successfully force the gun out of his hand. I shoot two bullets at the random guy, He dodged one of them and get's hit with the other.
I tried to shoot at him one more time, But the revolver ran out of bullets. (Exactly 6 bullets like a real revolver. Why does my dream decide NOW to be realistic?! )
He was reaching for another gun in his jacket, To which I waved the empty revolver at his face and kept yelling "You better drop it! You better drop it!", But he takes it out anyway and aims it at me, I try to force it out of his hand, But the priest got up with ANOTHER revolver (Damn, Didn't know religious people packed so much heat. xD) at shoots at me, I dodge the bullets and successfully force the gun out of the random guy's hand and then...
I wake up.
I'm getting the feeling that Sandman was definitely high on something when he put me to sleep last night. xD
So, The dream starts with me as Monkey D. Luffy (Already at a great start. xD) surfing through what looked liked the Upstream level from Crash Bandicoot. xD
I am then told by Lois Griffin from Family Guy to "Get the fuck out!" to which I am instantly teleported to a rocky island of naked women.
Well ain't that a good intro to a dream. xD
The women looked like warrior amazons, Spears and everything. Apparently I turned into a woman and am now being transported to their island with a bunch of other women as their cargo.
When we arrived, I got a good look at the island, It was rocky and barely had any greens, It was almost like a death island. The island looked boring, But it did have naked women, So I'd say it's a 10/10.
Anyway, We're taken to a shrine-looking building and were told to eat some food and are free to strip ourselves from our clothing.
Everyone had some soup and some decided to remove their clothing, It felt liberating, There were some amazons that danced for the newly arrived women, Kinda looked like a ritual.
Oddly enough, When I decided to go outside, No one stopped me, As if I was a guest.
When I got out, I saw a GIANT scorpion! (Well that escalated quickly. xD) It was the size of a small car and had a bunch of smaller scorpions on it, Probably it's babies.
Aside from the naked women, There were some small naked girls as well, I guess adults weren't the only one welcome here.
The kids played with the scorpions and the scorpions did not attack, They barely even moved. Strange.
I saw at the corner of my eye that a woman was sitting with her daughter, She was still in her underwear while the kid was playing with the scorpions naked.
I decided to read her mind (Wait what?...) and I heard her think "I want to take these clothes off, But I feel it would be vulgar and inappropriate for my daughter.", I was gonna comment on her (like a youtube video. xD) that everyone else was already naked and her daughter didn't seem to mind, But something else caught my attention.
The scorpions turned into stone.
And I don't mean they were petrified, I mean they literally turned into rocks! Normal rocks and boulders!
At the same time, I felt a strange feeling in my stomach. Now I understand! It was all a hallucination! We only saw the scorpions AFTER we had some of that soup! My immunity system must be better than these people, That's why it faded away so fast and nobody else is noticing.
This whole island is a make-belief paradise made by these evil amazons to pleasure themselves!
I started to make a run for the beach of the island and quickly noticed the amazon guards at my tail.
I ran faster until... I got teleported to my house. xD
I'm in my clothes again and at my family home.
I remember my doorbell ringing, I come to answer it and it was someone calling himself "The original man".
Now I'm thinking to myself "Dear God, ADAM?!", But when I opened the door, It was just a normal dude with some normal robot piggies. (Ah yes, Very normal. xD)
The pigs got in and played around a bit until I got teleported AGAIN to the world of Final Fantasy VII.
I am now Cloud Strife (In his Advent Children outfit nonetheless. xD) with the gang and we are searching for Aerith's grave. I take 5 big cookies from my fridge (Priorities. xD) and go to the lead we had. It was in a church, Or a place that looked like one anyway.
When we got there, We meet a priest that looked like Father Grigori and another random guy, He started having some evil monologue. (Something something "It would be easier if you died" blaw blaw blaw.)
He then took out a revolver and shot me!
But I barely felt any pain. He shot me again as well as Tifa next to me.
Both of us barely flinched, At this point, I was wondering if his bullets were even real. xD
I then get up to grab the revolver out of his hands, He accidentally shots a bullet at the ceiling and I successfully force the gun out of his hand. I shoot two bullets at the random guy, He dodged one of them and get's hit with the other.
I tried to shoot at him one more time, But the revolver ran out of bullets. (Exactly 6 bullets like a real revolver. Why does my dream decide NOW to be realistic?! )
He was reaching for another gun in his jacket, To which I waved the empty revolver at his face and kept yelling "You better drop it! You better drop it!", But he takes it out anyway and aims it at me, I try to force it out of his hand, But the priest got up with ANOTHER revolver (Damn, Didn't know religious people packed so much heat. xD) at shoots at me, I dodge the bullets and successfully force the gun out of the random guy's hand and then...
I wake up.
I'm getting the feeling that Sandman was definitely high on something when he put me to sleep last night. xD
New epic dream!
Posted 6 months ago(The details on this dream are a bit foggy. (Duh, it's a dream. xD))
This was a funny dream. xD
The cast in my dream was for some reason the mercs from Team Fortress 2. xD
I remember seeing Spy hunting someone and Scout just sitting on a plastic chair, Eating chips at the back of a shed in the middle of what looked like a farm. xD
While Spy's fight was going on, I was snacking on a chocolate bar and talking smack with Scout. xD
And I don't know what the hell happened with Spy, But a god damn NUKE went off in the background! xD
Mushroom cloud and everything. I covered my ears because I thought since it was far away, It couldn't harm us, But it would still be loud as hell.
However, No sound so far.
Scout said "Well I guess it wasn't strong enough!"
That is... Until I saw a white wall of compressed air knock off all the leaves of the trees in the distance. The shockwave was JUST reaching us!
I quickly covered my ears, But I was too late. Not only was it the loudest sound you can imagine, The shockwave hurt like hell! xD
It felt like being hit with a dry tsunami, If that makes any sense. xD
I then spawned in my old house and shat myself.
And then I woke up. xD
I know that made little sense and it was also very short, But these are dreams, I don't exactly get to choose their outcome. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(Unless it's a Lucid dream, Of course. xD)
But if felt funny and amazing, So I'm writing it so I don't forget it. xD
This was a funny dream. xD
The cast in my dream was for some reason the mercs from Team Fortress 2. xD
I remember seeing Spy hunting someone and Scout just sitting on a plastic chair, Eating chips at the back of a shed in the middle of what looked like a farm. xD
While Spy's fight was going on, I was snacking on a chocolate bar and talking smack with Scout. xD
And I don't know what the hell happened with Spy, But a god damn NUKE went off in the background! xD
Mushroom cloud and everything. I covered my ears because I thought since it was far away, It couldn't harm us, But it would still be loud as hell.
However, No sound so far.
Scout said "Well I guess it wasn't strong enough!"
That is... Until I saw a white wall of compressed air knock off all the leaves of the trees in the distance. The shockwave was JUST reaching us!
I quickly covered my ears, But I was too late. Not only was it the loudest sound you can imagine, The shockwave hurt like hell! xD
It felt like being hit with a dry tsunami, If that makes any sense. xD
I then spawned in my old house and shat myself.
And then I woke up. xD
I know that made little sense and it was also very short, But these are dreams, I don't exactly get to choose their outcome. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(Unless it's a Lucid dream, Of course. xD)
But if felt funny and amazing, So I'm writing it so I don't forget it. xD
What makes a monster? (Story)
Posted 7 months agoThere once lived a monster in a swamp far far away,
Lived under the waters and ate anyone it saw sway.
Hearts and brains, Eyes and guts, Flesh and blood,
Picked their bones clean and threw them in the mud.
But after a while, Nobody dared to come near it's swamp,
Everybody knew to stay away and it since hasn't had a chomp.
So it decided to leave this swamp for another one,
After many swimming and walks, In a new kingdom, It found a humid one hidden from the sun.
And right on que, A peasant was washing clothes near the newly found swamp,
And our little monster, It's stomach's growl just couldn't stop.
It jumped right behind her to make sure she couldn't escape,
It stared at the peasant with a toothy grin and said "Why, You look juicier than a grape!"
But instead of fear and terror, In the peasant's eyes, There was something a monster could never expect,
Joy.
She looked happy, No fear, Just a smile,
The monster thought "Is she senile?"
It then roared "I am going to eat you!"
She said with a happy voice "And pick my bones through and through?"
The monster was confused, What was going on?
It answered "Yes?"
She said with joy "Thank you! Let me ease your job and take of my dress."
The monster was silent, In complete confusion,
It thought "Well then, If my first pray is just going to come to my teeth, Why question it?"
But as she was on the last button, She stopped and said "Oh wait, I forgot! I have a sister! Please, Let me go get her so you can eat both of us! I'll be back in just a bit!"
The monster quickly said "Oh now I see it! You're trying to trick me! Nice try, But I'm no fool!"
She said "No! I swear! She's at the royal pool!"
She continued "You can eat my pinky as a promise and I will come back with her soon!",
And she raised her hand in front of the monster's face, who was mesmerized by the hand of this brune.
It realized that she wasn't tricking it, And so, It bit off her pinky finger and said as it was chewing "You better keep your promise."
And so, She ran and even started skipping. Even with a bitten off finger, She was at her calmest.
So the monster sat in the waters of the swamp and waited,
But after a few minutes of no return, It started to get infuriated.
It thought "Damn it! I knew it was a trick!"
But then, Out of nowhere, The peasant and another woman by her hand ran towards the swamp fast and quick.
It was still in the water so she didn't see monster.
She yelled "Monster! Come out! We've come to please your hunger!"
And so, The monster came out of the water,
When the woman saw her, She smiled, Just like her sister, There was no horror.
And just like before, They started to take their clothes off.
The monster was in awe, Neither of them felt goff.
Curiosity was at it's highest, The monster asked "Why are you both so eager to be eaten?"
The girls said "At the royal palace, We are slaves. We have to please the king and queen if don't want to be beaten."
"We have nothing to live for. And we have been told if one commits suicide, They would end up in Hell. And we already have enough torment on this side."
"So if you were to eat us, We would not die by our own hands and we would just be feeding someone! So, A painless death is all we beg you to provide."
Silence.
The monster then said "Very well, I will make it painless, Friend."
When all clothes had been removed, The monster bit off the lower back of their heads first, Insuring that they would feel no pain to the end.
Their eyes went blank quickly and their souls had already left,
And so, The monster took the bodies to it's new nest.
In the water, It began eating, Head to toe, Eyes to heart,
However, It tasted bad, Like a molded tart.
All the other flesh it used to eat was juicy and tasty, These ones were tasteless,
All their torture had made their body frail and practically weightless.
Anger.
Furious that the taste of life was leaving people's bodies because of some bigger monster.
After hours of thinking, The monster came up with a plan.
It picked the bones of the peasants clean and laid them at the bottom of the swamp, They were indistinguishable from the skeleton of any man.
Another peasant was passing by the swamp, The monster came out of the water and roared "I am the golden spirit of the swamp! I give gold and treasure to kings and queens!"
The peasant quickly ran off and didn't look back, To which the monster was not complaining by any means.
The peasant ran off to the royal palace and told the king and queen about the golden spirit of the swamp,
And the royals' greed was reaching it's top.
They quickly called the royal carriage and several knights to accompany them to the monster's den,
After a while, The monster saw the crown-wearing tyrants and their men.
When they got off the carriage, The monster said "Welcome, Your majesties! I bring treasure to kings and queens such as yourselves! Please, Dip your hand in my waters and I will fill them to the brim with gold!"
The knights thought something was suspicious, They tried to warn their lords, But they couldn't care less what they were told.
The king and the queen quickly dipped their hands in the water, And in that instant, The monster snatched them both and dragged them to the very depths of the swamp,
The queen could barely see anything in the muddy water, She could only hear from next to her, The sound of a chomp.
The monster quickly tore both of them to shreds and threw their clothes at the skeletons of the peasants,
Then, The monster quickly took the bodies of the king and queen away from that swamp, To the point where the knights were nowhere near their presence.
One of the knights took off their armor and jumped into the swamp, Only to find the skeletons of the peasants covered in royal attire.
The knight took the skeletons out and told the rest of the royal knights "It was a trap! The monster picked their bones clean and ate their flesh to it's heart's desire!"
The knights then gathered every bone from below the swamp and took them back to the palace, Where they threw a royal funeral and buried the bones in royal tombs,
Meanwhile, On another swamp near the last one, The monster's dinner resumes.
This time, It started eating them from foot to head, Giving them a slow death,
It was delicious, Their fear made their blood rush and it made the flesh so juicy, And they were passing it through their veins with every breath.
"Hmmm, Delicious. The fear of losing all the pleasure they had on their spoiled thrones,
So, The high and mighty tyrants that have so much to lose are the ones that taste good? I'm even starting to chew the bones."
After dinner was done, The monster went on to a new kingdom, On the way, It thought to itself "I don't think good royalties taste good, Since they're always ready to die for their people."
And when it arrived at the new kingdom, The first thing it saw was a king on a carriage being pulled by slaves that were getting weak and feeble,
The monster got on a nearby tree and yelled "Your majesty! I am the golden spirit of this tree!"
"Reach up my trunk and I will richen thee!"
The End.
Strange...
Posted 7 months ago(This Journal is mostly understandable by Sonic fans. xD)
(Also, I'll try my hardest to avoid spoiling anything. xD)
OK, I just got Sonic Superstars today and played for nearly 2 hours.
And I'm lovin' it so far!
Great gameplay mechanics, Slightly janky, But you can adapt. New fun stages and a really creative Emerald Stage along with new emerald mechanics.
2.5D graphics on point, Sound effects and music are a blessing to my ears. All topped with a good story identical to a classic sonic game.
And the bosses, Perfect. Each boss has a nice and creative design in appearance and pattern.
Sure, The textures aren't THAT great, Hell, It's probably worse than Sonic Generations. xD
But then again, It was made by the creators of Balan Wonderland, I think they're used to cartoony graphics. xD
That is about the ONLY complaint about the game. xD
So by all means, The game sounds like a masterpiece.
Or so I thought...
I decided to look at some reviews and dear God...
People HATE this game!
Now, My first question: WHY?
Or better yet: HOW?
I tried to look at this in every possible angle yet I can't understand why people dislike this game so much!
The controls, Maybe? The graphics? Not a clue.
Am I missing something here?
Either the entire internet got hacked by a sonic hater, Or people's taste in games suddenly dropped by a lot!
I've seen videos of sonic fans playing this and enjoying it just like me, Yet, The reviews on the internet say otherwise. Strange...
Oh well, A lesson to be learned: The internet can't always be trusted. xD
Update: It's two days later and I have completed the game to 100%. (Including Trip's Story.)
The game's ending makes those reviews make even LESS sense. xD
Good level designs as usual and a really cool climax.
But I wanna talk about Trip's Story! xD
Not only do we get a brand new adorable character, We also get a brand new BROKEN character! xD
I kid you not, Playing as Trip the Sungazer, You can just slice through the levels with ease. xD
I'm talking Double-Jump, DRAGON Super form, A spikey wheel that can climb walls and Mario-Style Fire Balls!
She's just amazing. xD
The game is amazing. xD
(Also, I'll try my hardest to avoid spoiling anything. xD)
OK, I just got Sonic Superstars today and played for nearly 2 hours.
And I'm lovin' it so far!
Great gameplay mechanics, Slightly janky, But you can adapt. New fun stages and a really creative Emerald Stage along with new emerald mechanics.
2.5D graphics on point, Sound effects and music are a blessing to my ears. All topped with a good story identical to a classic sonic game.
And the bosses, Perfect. Each boss has a nice and creative design in appearance and pattern.
Sure, The textures aren't THAT great, Hell, It's probably worse than Sonic Generations. xD
But then again, It was made by the creators of Balan Wonderland, I think they're used to cartoony graphics. xD
That is about the ONLY complaint about the game. xD
So by all means, The game sounds like a masterpiece.
Or so I thought...
I decided to look at some reviews and dear God...
People HATE this game!
Now, My first question: WHY?
Or better yet: HOW?
I tried to look at this in every possible angle yet I can't understand why people dislike this game so much!
The controls, Maybe? The graphics? Not a clue.
Am I missing something here?
Either the entire internet got hacked by a sonic hater, Or people's taste in games suddenly dropped by a lot!
I've seen videos of sonic fans playing this and enjoying it just like me, Yet, The reviews on the internet say otherwise. Strange...
Oh well, A lesson to be learned: The internet can't always be trusted. xD
Update: It's two days later and I have completed the game to 100%. (Including Trip's Story.)
The game's ending makes those reviews make even LESS sense. xD
Good level designs as usual and a really cool climax.
But I wanna talk about Trip's Story! xD
Not only do we get a brand new adorable character, We also get a brand new BROKEN character! xD
I kid you not, Playing as Trip the Sungazer, You can just slice through the levels with ease. xD
I'm talking Double-Jump, DRAGON Super form, A spikey wheel that can climb walls and Mario-Style Fire Balls!
She's just amazing. xD
The game is amazing. xD
Well damn! O.O
Posted 7 months agoI just realized I'm at 91 watchers. xD
THANK YOU ALL! ^w^
I wanna say more words, But I don't know any more. xD
You're all amazing, Wonderful, Fantastic, Spectacular, Awesome, Great, Golden, Good (Peak wording right here. xD), Glorious and most importantly, The best.
If I get 100 watchers, I'm going to... Hmmm... I'm open to suggestions to what I should do. xD
THANK YOU ALL! ^w^
I wanna say more words, But I don't know any more. xD
You're all amazing, Wonderful, Fantastic, Spectacular, Awesome, Great, Golden, Good (Peak wording right here. xD), Glorious and most importantly, The best.
If I get 100 watchers, I'm going to... Hmmm... I'm open to suggestions to what I should do. xD
DO IT!!!
Posted 8 months agoNeat little trick to find your comments!
Posted 8 months agoI was thinking to myself a few minutes ago until I had a brain storm!
You know how Fur Affinity doesn't have a comment history system (Yet)?
Well, I just found out a little trick just for that!
Step 1: Go to your search engine. (Google, Bing, Yahoo!, etc)
Step 2: Write your Username and "Fur Affinity".
Step 3: Write "#cid".
And you're done!
It's that easy! xD
The browser should show every single image that YOU have commented on!
You know how Fur Affinity doesn't have a comment history system (Yet)?
Well, I just found out a little trick just for that!
Step 1: Go to your search engine. (Google, Bing, Yahoo!, etc)
Step 2: Write your Username and "Fur Affinity".
Step 3: Write "#cid".
And you're done!
It's that easy! xD
The browser should show every single image that YOU have commented on!
We need this feature.
Posted 9 months agoFur Affinity really need a feature where you can view all of your shouts.
I don't mean YOURS, I mean the shouts on your page.
After a while, The shouts just go under more shouts and then disappear. xD
Surely it's recorded somewhere, Right?
I don't mean YOURS, I mean the shouts on your page.
After a while, The shouts just go under more shouts and then disappear. xD
Surely it's recorded somewhere, Right?
People really have to get a hold of their insecurities.
Posted 9 months agoOK.
Just to make sure.
Fur Affinity HAS a communication system, Right?
I have been here for 3 years now and over the years I've been blocked by a number of users.
They all had their own reasons.
One was just a troll.
One was just a dipshit.
Two were just REALLY insecure.
And a couple of good artists that were also very insecure.
I ain't even gonna talk about the troll since they're not important.
But the dipshit was another story.
At first, I thought they were a good artist, Commissions and YCHs here and there, Pretty decent.
Until one day when I was gonna fav one of their pieces, It said I was blocked. I thought maybe it was a mistake, I certainly didn't comment anything hurtful, So I decided to contact them through other media. To which the mods decided to SUSPEND ME for a week. Apparently the artist reported me for "Harassment".
Turns out that the "Artist" was actually a greedy parasite who blocks every watcher who doesn't buy or commission anything.
But I digress.
What I really want to talk about is people who can't handle their own insecurities.
The first two started with one artist who kept insulting their watchers, Saying we don't care about them.
Now, This could be easily fixed with commenting positive responses to them.
But they disable the comments on every submission and journal!
So they're just trauma dumping without letting anyone help out!
Finally, I noticed that one submission still had the comments enabled, So I decided to talk to them about it.
To of which they decided to block me.
I thought to myself "Alright, Someone who just wants attention and no help, I'll just let them be." and blocked them.
Turns out they even got raided on their birthday because of all this arrogant behavior.
I kept seeing their friends advertising their stuff, Wondering why would people raid someone on their birthday, They obviously didn't know the true color of their friend.
I decided to Note one and tell them the reason behind all the raids and their friends behavior.
To of which they antagonized me saying I'm a troll as well and their pure-as-snow friend would never do something like that.
Needless to say, They blocked me.
Now, The other artists that have blocked me had a "semi-good" reason for blocking me.
I tend to comment jokes on pieces that have a humorous imagery.
Guy was pulling on his testicles too hard, I comment "Well that's one way to get neutered. xD".
Now, Obviously that joke can be taken the wrong way, Which is the exact way one of these artists took it.
I got blocked without a single word.
The other artist just didn't like the way I talked. (Blocked from both of their accounts)
Which was already a big surprise to me.
Nobody talks the same in here!
People compliment pieces, They make jokes, They make more commissions, They roleplay, They do whatever they want!
I've seen PLENTY of artists and their comments are filled with all kinds of people, Nobody talks the same.
Now, I know that my way of commenting is usually in a friendly manner, Maybe a little TOO friendly sometimes.
But that's only because I've never seen anyone here comment any other way.
Nobody starts their comments like "Hello, My name is [Name], I would like to compliment your artwork as well as make a joke.".
People just drop whatever's on their mind, That's how COMMENTS work.
Now, Obviously, If you get a comment that you don't like, You can just TALK to the person who commented it instead of instantly blocking them, Rendering them unable to apologize and fav the pieces of their favorite artists.
Fur Affinity has Comments, Shouts and private Notes!
You can just TALK about it!
Bad joke?
"Hey buddy, I don't appreciate this kind of stuff, Stop it or I'll block you."
-"Oh, My bad! I am so sorry! Didn't mean to offend you! I was just joking around."
PROBLEM SOLVED.
Harsh life?
DON'T DISABLE THE COMMENTS so you can get the comfort that you need!
PROBLEM SOLVED.
Friend getting raided for some Unknown reason?
Talk to them.
PROBLEM SOLVED.
Weird comments?
"Hey bud, I don't like the way you talk, It's making me uncomfortable."
-"Oh, Sorry, That's how I always talk, Didn't mean to weird you out, I'll try to change my tone a bit."
PROBLEM SOLVED.
You see? It's all an easy fix!
Just TALK!
Communication can fix all these problems!
I still have not changed my tone when I comment (It's not like those artists told me what kind of tone was better.) and I managed to make friends with a lot of artists and users here!
They don't take the jokes personally, They just laugh.
When they're feeling down, We cheer them up.
We praise their artwork and they love it!
Not everyone is trying to attack you! You don't have to be closed about everything!
Give people a chance before taking away the things they really liked.
What do you have to lose? The worst you're gonna get is a mean comment!
All you have to do is stay strong, Talk about your insecurities instead of hiding them.
People here are still people just like you!
They can understand you when you talk, They can be friends with you!
Hell, The artists I've made friends with are kind enough to draw me gifts!
We laugh at each other, Mess with each other, Comfort each other, Just like people.
Chances are, If you completely empty your blocklist right now, You might get a bunch of "Thanks You"s later.
That is all.
I hope you have a good day.
Just to make sure.
Fur Affinity HAS a communication system, Right?
I have been here for 3 years now and over the years I've been blocked by a number of users.
They all had their own reasons.
One was just a troll.
One was just a dipshit.
Two were just REALLY insecure.
And a couple of good artists that were also very insecure.
I ain't even gonna talk about the troll since they're not important.
But the dipshit was another story.
At first, I thought they were a good artist, Commissions and YCHs here and there, Pretty decent.
Until one day when I was gonna fav one of their pieces, It said I was blocked. I thought maybe it was a mistake, I certainly didn't comment anything hurtful, So I decided to contact them through other media. To which the mods decided to SUSPEND ME for a week. Apparently the artist reported me for "Harassment".
Turns out that the "Artist" was actually a greedy parasite who blocks every watcher who doesn't buy or commission anything.
But I digress.
What I really want to talk about is people who can't handle their own insecurities.
The first two started with one artist who kept insulting their watchers, Saying we don't care about them.
Now, This could be easily fixed with commenting positive responses to them.
But they disable the comments on every submission and journal!
So they're just trauma dumping without letting anyone help out!
Finally, I noticed that one submission still had the comments enabled, So I decided to talk to them about it.
To of which they decided to block me.
I thought to myself "Alright, Someone who just wants attention and no help, I'll just let them be." and blocked them.
Turns out they even got raided on their birthday because of all this arrogant behavior.
I kept seeing their friends advertising their stuff, Wondering why would people raid someone on their birthday, They obviously didn't know the true color of their friend.
I decided to Note one and tell them the reason behind all the raids and their friends behavior.
To of which they antagonized me saying I'm a troll as well and their pure-as-snow friend would never do something like that.
Needless to say, They blocked me.
Now, The other artists that have blocked me had a "semi-good" reason for blocking me.
I tend to comment jokes on pieces that have a humorous imagery.
Guy was pulling on his testicles too hard, I comment "Well that's one way to get neutered. xD".
Now, Obviously that joke can be taken the wrong way, Which is the exact way one of these artists took it.
I got blocked without a single word.
The other artist just didn't like the way I talked. (Blocked from both of their accounts)
Which was already a big surprise to me.
Nobody talks the same in here!
People compliment pieces, They make jokes, They make more commissions, They roleplay, They do whatever they want!
I've seen PLENTY of artists and their comments are filled with all kinds of people, Nobody talks the same.
Now, I know that my way of commenting is usually in a friendly manner, Maybe a little TOO friendly sometimes.
But that's only because I've never seen anyone here comment any other way.
Nobody starts their comments like "Hello, My name is [Name], I would like to compliment your artwork as well as make a joke.".
People just drop whatever's on their mind, That's how COMMENTS work.
Now, Obviously, If you get a comment that you don't like, You can just TALK to the person who commented it instead of instantly blocking them, Rendering them unable to apologize and fav the pieces of their favorite artists.
Fur Affinity has Comments, Shouts and private Notes!
You can just TALK about it!
Bad joke?
"Hey buddy, I don't appreciate this kind of stuff, Stop it or I'll block you."
-"Oh, My bad! I am so sorry! Didn't mean to offend you! I was just joking around."
PROBLEM SOLVED.
Harsh life?
DON'T DISABLE THE COMMENTS so you can get the comfort that you need!
PROBLEM SOLVED.
Friend getting raided for some Unknown reason?
Talk to them.
PROBLEM SOLVED.
Weird comments?
"Hey bud, I don't like the way you talk, It's making me uncomfortable."
-"Oh, Sorry, That's how I always talk, Didn't mean to weird you out, I'll try to change my tone a bit."
PROBLEM SOLVED.
You see? It's all an easy fix!
Just TALK!
Communication can fix all these problems!
I still have not changed my tone when I comment (It's not like those artists told me what kind of tone was better.) and I managed to make friends with a lot of artists and users here!
They don't take the jokes personally, They just laugh.
When they're feeling down, We cheer them up.
We praise their artwork and they love it!
Not everyone is trying to attack you! You don't have to be closed about everything!
Give people a chance before taking away the things they really liked.
What do you have to lose? The worst you're gonna get is a mean comment!
All you have to do is stay strong, Talk about your insecurities instead of hiding them.
People here are still people just like you!
They can understand you when you talk, They can be friends with you!
Hell, The artists I've made friends with are kind enough to draw me gifts!
We laugh at each other, Mess with each other, Comfort each other, Just like people.
Chances are, If you completely empty your blocklist right now, You might get a bunch of "Thanks You"s later.
Which one do you prefer?
Blocking someone who really liked your stuff and made a mistake OR Making a new friend over a little joke that could've gone the wrong way
That is all.
I hope you have a good day.
Just a little story and life lesson.
Posted 10 months agoOnce upon a time, There was a man, He was 68 years old, He had money, A family, An easy life, A well paying job, Anything one could ask for.
But he himself, Was not happy.
Not that he was sad, It's that he wasn't sad.
He didn't have any exciting moments in his life. Every day, Wake up, Go to work, Eat, Go back home, Sleep and repeat. Like a robot.
His friends and family suggested that he should go hiking or skydiving. But he declined every time, Saying he could not take it.
But one day, It all changed.
One day, He woke up to see Death itself right in front of him.
Death pointed at the clock on top of the man's bed and said "Tonight, When the clock hits 12, I will come for you."
The man looked at the clock, Then he looked back at Death to see it vanished.
The man sat on his bed for nearly an hour.
Tonight, His life was going to end.
He quickly got up as he had no time to lose.
He looked at the clock to see 6:00 AM, Only 18 hours before his time is up.
He got downstairs and saw his wife preparing breakfast, Her very sight made the man cry.
When the wife saw this, She asked what's wrong, The man got on his knees and kissed his wife's hand.
With tears in his eyes, He said "I love you, Dear. I am so happy that you are the one I spent most of my life with."
The wife became worried, Got down and hugged him, Thinking maybe he just had a bad dream.
She sat him down in front of the breakfast table and got him a glass of water, The man drink it and froze.
It was the most delicious glass of water he ever had in his life.
The tears kept pouring.
Today, At his life's end, He saw everything different, Smelled everything different, Tasted everything different.
He drank the water very slowly, Savoring every last drop as if drinking from the Fountain of Youth.
The wife gave him a little space and let him enjoy his water.
And just then, She got a call from the landowner saying he'll be coming to collect the rent in a few minutes.
The man quickly got up and went to his safe and picked up stacks of cash.
When the land owner arrived, The man said he wants to buy the house completely.
After a few minutes, The purchase was complete and the landowner said with a laugh "I'm really liking you today, Sir! Enjoy your house!" and left.
The wife asked what all of that was about only for the man to say with an enthusiastic tone "Do we have any more debts? We're paying all of them today!"
The wife quickly went through all of their stuff and collected all the notes from their debts. The man paid every single one until there was none left.
The wife took a deep sigh of relief and said "Well, That's it! We are officially debt free!" with a smile.
They got a call from the bank about the unusual activity only for the man to say he was paying all of his debt.
After that, The man got on his couch and said "This feels amazing! If only our..." And that phrase was all he needed.
The man quickly got in his car and went to visit his son.
The man knocked on the door waiting.
His son opened the door and made a surprised face, He was not expecting to see his dad.
The man quickly hugged his son with tears in his eyes and begged for forgiveness for how he treated him, Then he said that he loves him, No matter who he loves.
The son's boyfriend showed up and the man hugged him too. They were both very shocked, But also very happy.
He wished them both a happy life.
He then gave his son his car's keys and said that it's now his.
The son was bursting with happiness.
The son and his boyfriend invited the man inside but he quickly said "No time for that, Get yourself some tuxedos, We're going to see your sister!"
When the son and his boyfriend were getting dressed, The man stood outside, Enjoying the sight around him.
The sound of birds chirping, The touch of wind in his face, He closed his eyes and took a deep breath while listening carefully to the birds' songs.
He heard a *Meow* from behind him, He saw a little kitten. He slowly got closer and petted the little one. And tears started running again.
The soft fur of the cat on his hand felt absolutely amazing. He hadn't touched an animal in years, Thinking they're dirty, But now, It was as if he was trying to completely straighten out the kitty's fur.
His son came out of the house and saw his dad kneeling on the ground, Petting the cat.
He pat his dad on the back and asked if he was alright.
The man looked at his son in a dashing tux.
His lips were quivering from the crying, He said with a smile "Never been better."
The man sat in his son's car and they drove to the wedding parlor.
At the entrance, The man was told that his name was not on the list, But suddenly, The father of the groom who was going for a walk saw them and quickly invited them in.
He told the man how glad his is that he made it. The man quickly asked where his daughter is, To which the groom's father pointed at her and her husband dancing with everyone else.
The man quickly ran towards his daughter, When she saw him, She was very surprised, She wasn't expecting to see him either.
The man hugged his daughter and begged for forgiveness for how he treated her. The daughter hugged her father tight and said that she forgives him.
Her husband walked up to them, The man hugged him as well and said "I don't care what color your skin is or where you're from, If you love my daughter, Then I love you, Son."
After all the hugs, The music of the room changed to the one song that the man really liked.
Usually he doesn't dance much, But today was different.
The man quickly bursts into dancing, The moves from his younger days or the moves he saw on internet videos, He danced like never before.
Some laughed and some joined him. The man danced even when his muscles were in much pain, He did not care, He danced to his heart's content.
He then got on one of his knees, Put one of his hands on his chest like a movie character and asked his wife with a smile to dance with him.
They danced like how they danced all those years ago in their youths.
The wife asked what's gotten into him today, To which the man told said with a smile "Just livin' the life".
After the dance was over, The man went for a walk on the little garden outside the parlor.
The dance made his whole body sensitive, Ever step he took made his whole body shake.
He fondled the leaves on the bushes nearby, Admired the beautiful cobblestone path, Got on his knees to smell the flowers as close as possible.
Stared at the sky with it's beautiful clouds. The shining stars.
He was enjoying the moment so much that he just laid on his back on the ground to just stare at the clouds. Not bothered in the slightest that his head was resting on cobblestone.
His son quickly walked up to him, Thinking he got sick.
But he just told his son that the sky was really pretty.
He got up and went to the reception to have dinner. His daughter saved a seat just for him right next to her.
The dinner was so delicious the man let the tears pour freely this time. No lip quivering, No sound, He savored his last dinner in peace and quiet.
No one noticed this man crying over a meatloaf and mashed potatoes.
After everything was done.
The man hugged all of his family, The wife, The son, The boyfriend, The daughter, The husband.
He then said "Goodnight, I love you all".
This time without tears, Just a smile.
He went home, To his bedroom and saw the clock.
11:30 PM.
The man did not feel any fear.
His laid down on his bed and closed his eyes.
A little while later, He woke up only to see Death in front of his bed again.
He asked "So it's finally time?",
But Death only pointed at the clock.
3:00 AM.
The man was confused, He asked "What is the meaning of this? You said when the clock hits 12-"
"I will come for you." Death interrupted.
"I never said I'm coming to take you away." Death continued with a smile.
The man said "I don't understand."
Death said "Life is a gift. Whenever someone loses hope in their life, I play around with them a bit to return their hope. Make them think they're about to die only to make them live their life to the fullest."
Death continued "Look at yourself. Debt free, A loving family, Full of life, You threw away your pride and cried for a glass of water, You messed around like your teenage days, Danced like a popstar. Do you see now what life has for you?"
The man's tears poured again as he said "Yes. I want to live every day just like this one. I want to cry for everything I taste, I want to love my family, I want to admire everything, I want to live!"
Death smiled and walked away but the man stopped him and said "But when is really my time?"
Death chuckled and said "Don't worry about it. I won't take you when you're breaking it down like Michael Jackson."
And with that, Death vanished.
With pure happiness running through his veins, The man got into his bed again and thought to himself "I wonder what skydiving feels like..."
The End.
But he himself, Was not happy.
Not that he was sad, It's that he wasn't sad.
He didn't have any exciting moments in his life. Every day, Wake up, Go to work, Eat, Go back home, Sleep and repeat. Like a robot.
His friends and family suggested that he should go hiking or skydiving. But he declined every time, Saying he could not take it.
But one day, It all changed.
One day, He woke up to see Death itself right in front of him.
Death pointed at the clock on top of the man's bed and said "Tonight, When the clock hits 12, I will come for you."
The man looked at the clock, Then he looked back at Death to see it vanished.
The man sat on his bed for nearly an hour.
Tonight, His life was going to end.
He quickly got up as he had no time to lose.
He looked at the clock to see 6:00 AM, Only 18 hours before his time is up.
He got downstairs and saw his wife preparing breakfast, Her very sight made the man cry.
When the wife saw this, She asked what's wrong, The man got on his knees and kissed his wife's hand.
With tears in his eyes, He said "I love you, Dear. I am so happy that you are the one I spent most of my life with."
The wife became worried, Got down and hugged him, Thinking maybe he just had a bad dream.
She sat him down in front of the breakfast table and got him a glass of water, The man drink it and froze.
It was the most delicious glass of water he ever had in his life.
The tears kept pouring.
Today, At his life's end, He saw everything different, Smelled everything different, Tasted everything different.
He drank the water very slowly, Savoring every last drop as if drinking from the Fountain of Youth.
The wife gave him a little space and let him enjoy his water.
And just then, She got a call from the landowner saying he'll be coming to collect the rent in a few minutes.
The man quickly got up and went to his safe and picked up stacks of cash.
When the land owner arrived, The man said he wants to buy the house completely.
After a few minutes, The purchase was complete and the landowner said with a laugh "I'm really liking you today, Sir! Enjoy your house!" and left.
The wife asked what all of that was about only for the man to say with an enthusiastic tone "Do we have any more debts? We're paying all of them today!"
The wife quickly went through all of their stuff and collected all the notes from their debts. The man paid every single one until there was none left.
The wife took a deep sigh of relief and said "Well, That's it! We are officially debt free!" with a smile.
They got a call from the bank about the unusual activity only for the man to say he was paying all of his debt.
After that, The man got on his couch and said "This feels amazing! If only our..." And that phrase was all he needed.
The man quickly got in his car and went to visit his son.
The man knocked on the door waiting.
His son opened the door and made a surprised face, He was not expecting to see his dad.
The man quickly hugged his son with tears in his eyes and begged for forgiveness for how he treated him, Then he said that he loves him, No matter who he loves.
The son's boyfriend showed up and the man hugged him too. They were both very shocked, But also very happy.
He wished them both a happy life.
He then gave his son his car's keys and said that it's now his.
The son was bursting with happiness.
The son and his boyfriend invited the man inside but he quickly said "No time for that, Get yourself some tuxedos, We're going to see your sister!"
When the son and his boyfriend were getting dressed, The man stood outside, Enjoying the sight around him.
The sound of birds chirping, The touch of wind in his face, He closed his eyes and took a deep breath while listening carefully to the birds' songs.
He heard a *Meow* from behind him, He saw a little kitten. He slowly got closer and petted the little one. And tears started running again.
The soft fur of the cat on his hand felt absolutely amazing. He hadn't touched an animal in years, Thinking they're dirty, But now, It was as if he was trying to completely straighten out the kitty's fur.
His son came out of the house and saw his dad kneeling on the ground, Petting the cat.
He pat his dad on the back and asked if he was alright.
The man looked at his son in a dashing tux.
His lips were quivering from the crying, He said with a smile "Never been better."
The man sat in his son's car and they drove to the wedding parlor.
At the entrance, The man was told that his name was not on the list, But suddenly, The father of the groom who was going for a walk saw them and quickly invited them in.
He told the man how glad his is that he made it. The man quickly asked where his daughter is, To which the groom's father pointed at her and her husband dancing with everyone else.
The man quickly ran towards his daughter, When she saw him, She was very surprised, She wasn't expecting to see him either.
The man hugged his daughter and begged for forgiveness for how he treated her. The daughter hugged her father tight and said that she forgives him.
Her husband walked up to them, The man hugged him as well and said "I don't care what color your skin is or where you're from, If you love my daughter, Then I love you, Son."
After all the hugs, The music of the room changed to the one song that the man really liked.
Usually he doesn't dance much, But today was different.
The man quickly bursts into dancing, The moves from his younger days or the moves he saw on internet videos, He danced like never before.
Some laughed and some joined him. The man danced even when his muscles were in much pain, He did not care, He danced to his heart's content.
He then got on one of his knees, Put one of his hands on his chest like a movie character and asked his wife with a smile to dance with him.
They danced like how they danced all those years ago in their youths.
The wife asked what's gotten into him today, To which the man told said with a smile "Just livin' the life".
After the dance was over, The man went for a walk on the little garden outside the parlor.
The dance made his whole body sensitive, Ever step he took made his whole body shake.
He fondled the leaves on the bushes nearby, Admired the beautiful cobblestone path, Got on his knees to smell the flowers as close as possible.
Stared at the sky with it's beautiful clouds. The shining stars.
He was enjoying the moment so much that he just laid on his back on the ground to just stare at the clouds. Not bothered in the slightest that his head was resting on cobblestone.
His son quickly walked up to him, Thinking he got sick.
But he just told his son that the sky was really pretty.
He got up and went to the reception to have dinner. His daughter saved a seat just for him right next to her.
The dinner was so delicious the man let the tears pour freely this time. No lip quivering, No sound, He savored his last dinner in peace and quiet.
No one noticed this man crying over a meatloaf and mashed potatoes.
After everything was done.
The man hugged all of his family, The wife, The son, The boyfriend, The daughter, The husband.
He then said "Goodnight, I love you all".
This time without tears, Just a smile.
He went home, To his bedroom and saw the clock.
11:30 PM.
The man did not feel any fear.
His laid down on his bed and closed his eyes.
A little while later, He woke up only to see Death in front of his bed again.
He asked "So it's finally time?",
But Death only pointed at the clock.
3:00 AM.
The man was confused, He asked "What is the meaning of this? You said when the clock hits 12-"
"I will come for you." Death interrupted.
"I never said I'm coming to take you away." Death continued with a smile.
The man said "I don't understand."
Death said "Life is a gift. Whenever someone loses hope in their life, I play around with them a bit to return their hope. Make them think they're about to die only to make them live their life to the fullest."
Death continued "Look at yourself. Debt free, A loving family, Full of life, You threw away your pride and cried for a glass of water, You messed around like your teenage days, Danced like a popstar. Do you see now what life has for you?"
The man's tears poured again as he said "Yes. I want to live every day just like this one. I want to cry for everything I taste, I want to love my family, I want to admire everything, I want to live!"
Death smiled and walked away but the man stopped him and said "But when is really my time?"
Death chuckled and said "Don't worry about it. I won't take you when you're breaking it down like Michael Jackson."
And with that, Death vanished.
With pure happiness running through his veins, The man got into his bed again and thought to himself "I wonder what skydiving feels like..."
The End.
FA's moderation is broken.
Posted 10 months agoI'm not gonna mention any names.
So I'm just gonna tell the event.
A while back, I watched a user.
And then UNwatched her because she was harassing their own watchers.
A while later her friends followed in her footsteps and Noted me saying I'm a troll and blocked me.
I decided to just block them and ignore them.
But it did not stop.
A few days ago, I was checking my Twitter to find a DM straight from the user insulting me.
Now, This is strictly against the ToS of FA, Right?
So I decided to report this. Suspecting that they would suspend them for their behavior.
And what did the Extremely Professionally Experienced moderators do?
Nothing.
Literally nothing.
They said there's "Nothing they can do."
Now, I have heard many lies throughout my life. Many.
But THIS is by far the most false thing I have ever heard!
Keep in mind, A few months back, I was suspended for trying to APOLOGIZE to an artist through their Twitter.
Yet this mod is telling me DIRECT HARASSMENT is FINE!
HOW THE HELL DO THESE PEOPLE BECOME MODERATORS?!
These people make YouTube look like a joke!
Now I'm not trying to sound like a Karen here.
But these mods are really testing my patience.
If y'all have any people harassing you, Just block them on every platform.
Don't report it.
You might as well be waiting in line just to hear a "NO" or getting YOURSELF suspended.
So I'm just gonna tell the event.
A while back, I watched a user.
And then UNwatched her because she was harassing their own watchers.
A while later her friends followed in her footsteps and Noted me saying I'm a troll and blocked me.
I decided to just block them and ignore them.
But it did not stop.
A few days ago, I was checking my Twitter to find a DM straight from the user insulting me.
Now, This is strictly against the ToS of FA, Right?
So I decided to report this. Suspecting that they would suspend them for their behavior.
And what did the Extremely Professionally Experienced moderators do?
Nothing.
Literally nothing.
They said there's "Nothing they can do."
Now, I have heard many lies throughout my life. Many.
But THIS is by far the most false thing I have ever heard!
Keep in mind, A few months back, I was suspended for trying to APOLOGIZE to an artist through their Twitter.
Yet this mod is telling me DIRECT HARASSMENT is FINE!
HOW THE HELL DO THESE PEOPLE BECOME MODERATORS?!
These people make YouTube look like a joke!
Now I'm not trying to sound like a Karen here.
But these mods are really testing my patience.
If y'all have any people harassing you, Just block them on every platform.
Don't report it.
You might as well be waiting in line just to hear a "NO" or getting YOURSELF suspended.
There's still hope!
Posted a year agoYesterday, I was at the DMV in a line when I saw a little kid with a smartphone.
Not a real smartphone, The whole thing was made of plastic and it looked like it only had buttons to make sounds.
I thought to myself "Wow, I miss those days when we had plastic flip phones that played Butterfly by Smile, Nowadays it's just poisoning children with modern tech that they'll get addicted to."
But just then, I heard Butterfly start playing from the kid's phone!
Seriously, That made my heart feel warmer, Even with a different shape plastic, It's still the classic!
Never thought I'd be happy to hear a cringy song from a cheap phone knock off. xD
Maybe there's still hope for this new generation. ^w^
Maybe they'll turn out fine instead of being glued to screens.
Not a real smartphone, The whole thing was made of plastic and it looked like it only had buttons to make sounds.
I thought to myself "Wow, I miss those days when we had plastic flip phones that played Butterfly by Smile, Nowadays it's just poisoning children with modern tech that they'll get addicted to."
But just then, I heard Butterfly start playing from the kid's phone!
Seriously, That made my heart feel warmer, Even with a different shape plastic, It's still the classic!
Never thought I'd be happy to hear a cringy song from a cheap phone knock off. xD
Maybe there's still hope for this new generation. ^w^
Maybe they'll turn out fine instead of being glued to screens.
Don't get TOO prideful tho. xD
Posted a year agoHAPPY PRIDE MONTH!
Enjoy this goose. (This is not optional. Enjoy it. OR ELSE.)
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⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜
Also a little joke for ya.
How does a Non-Binary samurai kill people?
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨⬜🟪⬛🟨⬜🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛🟨⬜🟪⬛🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟪⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛🟪🟪⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟪⬛🟨⬜🟪⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟪⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨⬛⬛🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟪🟪🟪⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜🟪⬛🟨⬜🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨
🟪⬜🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨⬜🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜🟪🟪⬜⬜🟨🟨⬛🟨⬜🟪⬛🟨⬜🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛⬛⬛
🟪⬜🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬜🟪⬜⬜🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨⬜🟪⬛🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟪⬜⬜⬜🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨⬜⬜🟪⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟪🟪🟪⬜🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨⬜⬜🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
⬛⬛🟪⬜🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨⬜🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨⬜⬜🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟨⬛🟪⬜🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬜⬜🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨⬜⬜🟪⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛
🟨⬛🟪⬜🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟪⬛
🟨⬛🟪⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜🟪⬛
🟨⬛🟪🟪🟪⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟪⬜⬜🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨⬜🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨⬜🟪⬛
🟨⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬜🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬜🟪⬛
🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪⬜⬜🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬜🟪⬛
⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛🟪⬜🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨⬜⬜🟪⬜🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨⬜🟪⬛
🟪⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨⬛🟪⬜🟨⬛🟨🟨⬜⬜🟪🟪⬜🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨⬜🟨⬛🟨⬜🟪⬛
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬜🟨⬛🟪⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜🟪🟪🟪⬜🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜🟪⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪⬜🟨⬛🟪⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟪🟪⬛🟪⬜🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟪⬛
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛🟪⬜🟨⬛🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛🟨🟪⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛ Get it? xD
Enjoy this goose. (This is not optional. Enjoy it. OR ELSE.)
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛🏽⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟥🟥⬛🏽🏽⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟥🟧🟧⬛🏽🏽⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛🟥🟥🟧🟨🟨⬛🏽🏽⬛⬜⬛🟧⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬛🟥🟥🟥🟧🟨🟨🟩🟩⬛🏽🏽⬛⬛🟧🟧⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬛🟥🟥🟧🟧🟧🟨🟩🟩🟩🟦⬛🏽⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜
⬛🟥🟥🟧🟧🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟦🟦🟦⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜
⬛🟥🟧🟧🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟦🟦🟦⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜
⬛🟥🟧🟨🟨🟩🟩🟦🟦🟦🟦🟪🟪⬛⬛🟧🟧🟧⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜
⬜⬛🟨🟨🟩🟩🟦🟦🟦🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛⬜⬛⬛⬛🏽⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜
⬜⬛🟩🟩🟩🟦🟦🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🏽🏽⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜
⬜⬜⬛🟩🟦🟦🟪🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🏽⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬛🟦🟪🟪⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟧⬛⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟪🟪⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧⬛⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟪⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟧🟧🟧⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛🟧🟧🟧⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟧🟧🟧⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜
Also a little joke for ya.
How does a Non-Binary samurai kill people?
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨⬜🟪⬛🟨⬜🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛🟨⬜🟪⬛🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟪⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⬛🟪🟪⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟪⬛🟨⬜🟪⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜
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Posted a year agoOK, Long story short.
There's this artist called sinsquared. (NSFW Artist (Mostly))
They're a really good artist, Watch them if you want.
The story is that I once commented a joke on one of their submission and they happened to take offence of it and now I'm blocked.
I've tried apologizing several times, But no results.
And trying to contact them with other media breaks the FA rules, So my hands are tied.
Could any of you by any chance tell them that I'm sorry and please unblock me? (I'll send them an apology note after I'm unblocked if that helps.)
They're a very very good artist and I do not wish to miss out on their artwork.
And in case for any of y'all who do help out, Please speak to them with respect.
I'M the one who made the joke that was offensive to them and I really don't want to get on their bad side.
There's this artist called sinsquared. (NSFW Artist (Mostly))
They're a really good artist, Watch them if you want.
The story is that I once commented a joke on one of their submission and they happened to take offence of it and now I'm blocked.
I've tried apologizing several times, But no results.
And trying to contact them with other media breaks the FA rules, So my hands are tied.
Could any of you by any chance tell them that I'm sorry and please unblock me? (I'll send them an apology note after I'm unblocked if that helps.)
They're a very very good artist and I do not wish to miss out on their artwork.
And in case for any of y'all who do help out, Please speak to them with respect.
I'M the one who made the joke that was offensive to them and I really don't want to get on their bad side.
Don't question it. xD
Posted a year agoWho?
Posted a year agoWho is this? flyhighfreebirds
I've never even met this person and they have stalked me to images I've commented on just to say they've blocked me because I'm a nerd?
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/52.....#cid:172365885
Is this kind of thing even allowed?
I've never even met this person and they have stalked me to images I've commented on just to say they've blocked me because I'm a nerd?
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/52.....#cid:172365885
Is this kind of thing even allowed?