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Posted a month agoI can write the stories on your request - for free, because based on my writing expirience, in my case, even short stories could take up to several months. So, if you want a story, but don't have the money (or don't have desire to give them), and ready to wait absurdly long periods of time - I am your guy :)
Themes are almost unrestricted: from hypno and light BDSM, to gore, snuff, and quite niche themes, you can see in my F-list.
Also I can help with translation of your stories: with no ownership claim, and for free, because:
a) this is my hobby (a little weird, I know), so I'm doing this on my free time, according to my own wish. Translation speed is matching: about 6-8 pages a month.
b) I am not a professional translator, so expect various mistakes.
I'm able to translate:
English » Russian/Ukrainian,
Russian/Ukrainian » English,
Français » Russe/Ukrainien.
My English is B2-C1, Français est A1-A2. Russian, Ukrainian - native)
Могу писать истории на заказ - бесплатно, так как основываясь на своём писательском опыте, написание даже коротких рассказов может занять у меня до нескольких месяцев. Так что, еслесли вы хотите рассказ, но не имеете на него денег (или не хотите их отдавать), и готовы ждать абсурдно долго - обращайтесь :)
Темы практически неограничены: от гипноза и лёгкого БДСМ, до "кровь-кишки", снаффа, и прочих нишевых тем, которые вы можете посмотреть в моём F-list.
Также могу помочь с переводом ваших рассказов: без каких-либо претензий на права, и забесплатно, так как:
а) это моё хобби (да, такое у меня дурацкое хобби), поэтому занимаюсь им в свободное время, по желанию левой пятки. Скорость работы соответствущая: примерно 6-8 страниц в месяц.
б) не являюсь профессиональным переводчиком, так что ожидайте, что будут разного рода ошибки.
Могу перевести:
Русский/Украинский » Английский,
Английский » Русский/Украинский,
Французский » Русский/Украинский
Английский знаю на B2-C1, Французский на A1-A2. Русский, Украинский - родные)
Themes are almost unrestricted: from hypno and light BDSM, to gore, snuff, and quite niche themes, you can see in my F-list.
Also I can help with translation of your stories: with no ownership claim, and for free, because:
a) this is my hobby (a little weird, I know), so I'm doing this on my free time, according to my own wish. Translation speed is matching: about 6-8 pages a month.
b) I am not a professional translator, so expect various mistakes.
I'm able to translate:
English » Russian/Ukrainian,
Russian/Ukrainian » English,
Français » Russe/Ukrainien.
My English is B2-C1, Français est A1-A2. Russian, Ukrainian - native)
Могу писать истории на заказ - бесплатно, так как основываясь на своём писательском опыте, написание даже коротких рассказов может занять у меня до нескольких месяцев. Так что, еслесли вы хотите рассказ, но не имеете на него денег (или не хотите их отдавать), и готовы ждать абсурдно долго - обращайтесь :)
Темы практически неограничены: от гипноза и лёгкого БДСМ, до "кровь-кишки", снаффа, и прочих нишевых тем, которые вы можете посмотреть в моём F-list.
Также могу помочь с переводом ваших рассказов: без каких-либо претензий на права, и забесплатно, так как:
а) это моё хобби (да, такое у меня дурацкое хобби), поэтому занимаюсь им в свободное время, по желанию левой пятки. Скорость работы соответствущая: примерно 6-8 страниц в месяц.
б) не являюсь профессиональным переводчиком, так что ожидайте, что будут разного рода ошибки.
Могу перевести:
Русский/Украинский » Английский,
Английский » Русский/Украинский,
Французский » Русский/Украинский
Английский знаю на B2-C1, Французский на A1-A2. Русский, Украинский - родные)
I'm 24% Furry
Posted 2 months agoLittle silly test, I stumbled on, and decided to share, because, hell, why not?
[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 2
[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 1
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 2
[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 2
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[ ] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 2
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 1
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 1
[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 1
Final total: 12
Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry"
[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 2
[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 1
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 2
[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 2
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[ ] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 2
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 1
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 1
[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 1
Final total: 12
Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry"
A little update
Posted 2 months agoJust a little update, in case someone cares, for not falling silent for too long.
ENG:
Sorry, but nearest story will be, I don't really know, when. I'm working on 4 stories alternately, but most complete story was originally written on russian, and I'm doubt, that translating it will make any sense. The thing is, it depicting one sociocultural feature of post-soviet countries, so may be unclear for others. But, if you still want it, just give me a hint, however and wherever you want.
Thank you for your time, and stay in touch)
RU:
Ближайший перевод (конкретно "Doggy") будет в среду, плюс сейчас я работаю ещё над одним рассказом. Он готов примерно наполовину, и скорее всего будет эксклюзивным для русскоговорящего сегмента, так как описывает одну, так сказать, социокультурную особенность постсоветских стран.
Спасибо за внимание, оставайтесь на связи)
ENG:
Sorry, but nearest story will be, I don't really know, when. I'm working on 4 stories alternately, but most complete story was originally written on russian, and I'm doubt, that translating it will make any sense. The thing is, it depicting one sociocultural feature of post-soviet countries, so may be unclear for others. But, if you still want it, just give me a hint, however and wherever you want.
Thank you for your time, and stay in touch)
RU:
Ближайший перевод (конкретно "Doggy") будет в среду, плюс сейчас я работаю ещё над одним рассказом. Он готов примерно наполовину, и скорее всего будет эксклюзивным для русскоговорящего сегмента, так как описывает одну, так сказать, социокультурную особенность постсоветских стран.
Спасибо за внимание, оставайтесь на связи)
Choosing the story outcome (open until I'll say otherwise...
Posted 4 months agoI'm currently write a first story of a separate series, that includes gore. And I'm stuck between two choices of it's ending, so I need your help with it.
Short synopsis: dark, relatively near future, monthly show on government TV, broadcasting tortures and executions of a criminals, and two innocent friends, that almost accidentally was sentenced to be executed on this show.
This one first story will be gentle and porn-related (and even non-gore, if you will vote to spare the characters)
So, your choice is simple - should I:
a) keep them down-and-out, and mentally scarred, but alive
b) execute them for crowd enjoyment
Comment, what you think, or just type "a" or "b" in the comments down below. I will count all votes approximately in the end of the february, hopefully story will be almost ready by that time.
Thank you, and hoping for your feedback)
Update:
I received quite big commission, so this story, along with vote counting (if any), are postponed for a several months.
Oh, and if no one votes, I'll just kill the characters - it's dark series, after all)
Short synopsis: dark, relatively near future, monthly show on government TV, broadcasting tortures and executions of a criminals, and two innocent friends, that almost accidentally was sentenced to be executed on this show.
This one first story will be gentle and porn-related (and even non-gore, if you will vote to spare the characters)
So, your choice is simple - should I:
a) keep them down-and-out, and mentally scarred, but alive
b) execute them for crowd enjoyment
Comment, what you think, or just type "a" or "b" in the comments down below. I will count all votes approximately in the end of the february, hopefully story will be almost ready by that time.
Thank you, and hoping for your feedback)
Update:
I received quite big commission, so this story, along with vote counting (if any), are postponed for a several months.
Oh, and if no one votes, I'll just kill the characters - it's dark series, after all)