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OregonFurs
Just a Possum who likes to write and finally decided to post some of his writing.
Avid gamer as well as role player in many different worlds. Generally always up for a chat and possible RP! Just note meh I am pretty much only a PC player however so keep that in mind.
The main writer and creator for the universe Steel and Song / Fire and Life and I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did creating it.
Current Projects;
1) Warhammer Bretonnia lead up 3
2) SS/FL Classes of Auro
3) Warhammer Adventures of Kritascal n Racko
OregonFurs
Just a Possum who likes to write and finally decided to post some of his writing.
Avid gamer as well as role player in many different worlds. Generally always up for a chat and possible RP! Just note meh I am pretty much only a PC player however so keep that in mind.
The main writer and creator for the universe Steel and Song / Fire and Life and I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did creating it.
Current Projects;
1) Warhammer Bretonnia lead up 3
2) SS/FL Classes of Auro
3) Warhammer Adventures of Kritascal n Racko
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Drag Show - lore accurate Skaven entertainment?
2 months ago
This is likely going to be a bit of an odd one. And perhaps entirely wrong! If you believe so or have ideas of your own about this I am welcome to hear.
I may also have some of the lore wrong as it has been awhile since I have read the wikis and sometimes have a hard time remembering what is 'proper' Warhammer fantasy lore and what is instead the modified world I write in. Annnyway!
At Furnal Equinox I always make sure I get to furry Improv, videos to be shared soon, as I love me some stage funtimes. But before Improv started at 10:30 PM there was "The Dragstravaganza!" Hosted by Alissa Brink and Bear Sailor Moon. They did a fantastic job first of all. But there wasn't anything else going on at that time and I've never been to a drag show before. So I thought eh heck it why not. As a newb to them I thought I may as well go see what they are actually about as I had no idea. Was it a fashion thing? More of a dance thing? Soon enough I learned it was more of a comedy and improv kind of show - with a side of money changing hands. And while I enjoyed it and had many laughs one of the other thoughts I had when it was finished was 'this would fit the Skaven pretty well'. And as I waited for Dralen and Hiker to set up the Improv stuff I had some more thinking about it. But it was then time for Improv! Which was a huge amount of fun and now that I am home I thought about this some more and thought I should share my thoughts on it.
So. Being a Skaven kind of sucks. You get to live only really as long as your direct boss lets you. And before you die you get to live in a constant state of fear and paranoia that someone next to you, or behind you, will kill you to take your shiny rock you found if not for something less. And then eat you. So I think nearly all of the clanrats would be kind of desperate for anything to take their minds off the world they live in. Something they would pay for as giving their minds a rest would be well worth the 'tips' the performers would take from their eager hands. While Drag in our human world is often men dressing us as women (or opposite) for the Skaven I don't think it would be that as much. As the Skaven consider themselves superior to the other races so wouldn't really see the sexual characteristics of the man/elf females as that appealing. (I would guess at least, at least to most(sans Mormel he loves those she-things)). And the females the Skaven actually have I'm pretty sure about 90-95% of the regular Skaven never see. As only the powerful get to breed. So most would likely have no idea what a 'female' of their race actually looks like. But that doesn't mean the regular Skaven don't like to hump things. I imagine thats fairly common as a way to dominate the lesser rats around you and make the day go past. So the Queens who would normally run the show in our world I imagine would instead be two male Skaven who appeared male. Likely one smaller rat on the more Slave/Twink/Assassin side of the body group and one bigger Chieftain/Daddy/Packmaster scale. Making sure the audience has at least one they want to get closer too. Either to shove around and dom the small one or be controlled by the larger. Likely both in outfits that lose parts as the show goes on. So thats the performers.
As the Skaven don't have music players they would need a band too. Easy enough to use stolen instruments from other races - or enslaved musicians of those races. Or one really overworked Skryre hire running around trying to keep some groaning sparking music box from blowing up. You know the usual. While singing could be a part of the performance like it is in our world no idea if the rats would be into that. Could just be more of a dance acrobatics thing. Both would let them get closer to the audience of eager clanrats to take tokens from their paws as payment as the clanrats get pats and parts shoved in their direction. Or Daddy lifting them up before slamming them into the ground. You know - the usual. With also a lot of jokes and stories to get the audience laughing. Though I imagine Slave/Daddy would have to be careful to not annoy the actual owners of the warren where they are doing their performance. I don't think making jokes about the size of the Warlords glaive or the Seers horns will go over well. But hey more for the clanrats to cheer at I guess as the group is butchered or reduced to ash.
The group/troupe that this is a part of would need many guards as well throughout the audience to keep the clanrats from getting too handsy with the performers. And to stop the murdering that would likely attempt to happen while everyone else was looking forward at the Slave doing a cute little dance. It would be a pretty big operation for sure. But that is a benefit with Skaven - one thing they don't have a shortage of is bodies.
The show could also include the selling of captives of other races or other business parts besides the main show. Lots of options. My silly thoughts at least. I may be missing some things or be completely off base but it was a funny idea to me that stuck with me all week. So here ya go.
I may also have some of the lore wrong as it has been awhile since I have read the wikis and sometimes have a hard time remembering what is 'proper' Warhammer fantasy lore and what is instead the modified world I write in. Annnyway!
At Furnal Equinox I always make sure I get to furry Improv, videos to be shared soon, as I love me some stage funtimes. But before Improv started at 10:30 PM there was "The Dragstravaganza!" Hosted by Alissa Brink and Bear Sailor Moon. They did a fantastic job first of all. But there wasn't anything else going on at that time and I've never been to a drag show before. So I thought eh heck it why not. As a newb to them I thought I may as well go see what they are actually about as I had no idea. Was it a fashion thing? More of a dance thing? Soon enough I learned it was more of a comedy and improv kind of show - with a side of money changing hands. And while I enjoyed it and had many laughs one of the other thoughts I had when it was finished was 'this would fit the Skaven pretty well'. And as I waited for Dralen and Hiker to set up the Improv stuff I had some more thinking about it. But it was then time for Improv! Which was a huge amount of fun and now that I am home I thought about this some more and thought I should share my thoughts on it.
So. Being a Skaven kind of sucks. You get to live only really as long as your direct boss lets you. And before you die you get to live in a constant state of fear and paranoia that someone next to you, or behind you, will kill you to take your shiny rock you found if not for something less. And then eat you. So I think nearly all of the clanrats would be kind of desperate for anything to take their minds off the world they live in. Something they would pay for as giving their minds a rest would be well worth the 'tips' the performers would take from their eager hands. While Drag in our human world is often men dressing us as women (or opposite) for the Skaven I don't think it would be that as much. As the Skaven consider themselves superior to the other races so wouldn't really see the sexual characteristics of the man/elf females as that appealing. (I would guess at least, at least to most(sans Mormel he loves those she-things)). And the females the Skaven actually have I'm pretty sure about 90-95% of the regular Skaven never see. As only the powerful get to breed. So most would likely have no idea what a 'female' of their race actually looks like. But that doesn't mean the regular Skaven don't like to hump things. I imagine thats fairly common as a way to dominate the lesser rats around you and make the day go past. So the Queens who would normally run the show in our world I imagine would instead be two male Skaven who appeared male. Likely one smaller rat on the more Slave/Twink/Assassin side of the body group and one bigger Chieftain/Daddy/Packmaster scale. Making sure the audience has at least one they want to get closer too. Either to shove around and dom the small one or be controlled by the larger. Likely both in outfits that lose parts as the show goes on. So thats the performers.
As the Skaven don't have music players they would need a band too. Easy enough to use stolen instruments from other races - or enslaved musicians of those races. Or one really overworked Skryre hire running around trying to keep some groaning sparking music box from blowing up. You know the usual. While singing could be a part of the performance like it is in our world no idea if the rats would be into that. Could just be more of a dance acrobatics thing. Both would let them get closer to the audience of eager clanrats to take tokens from their paws as payment as the clanrats get pats and parts shoved in their direction. Or Daddy lifting them up before slamming them into the ground. You know - the usual. With also a lot of jokes and stories to get the audience laughing. Though I imagine Slave/Daddy would have to be careful to not annoy the actual owners of the warren where they are doing their performance. I don't think making jokes about the size of the Warlords glaive or the Seers horns will go over well. But hey more for the clanrats to cheer at I guess as the group is butchered or reduced to ash.
The group/troupe that this is a part of would need many guards as well throughout the audience to keep the clanrats from getting too handsy with the performers. And to stop the murdering that would likely attempt to happen while everyone else was looking forward at the Slave doing a cute little dance. It would be a pretty big operation for sure. But that is a benefit with Skaven - one thing they don't have a shortage of is bodies.
The show could also include the selling of captives of other races or other business parts besides the main show. Lots of options. My silly thoughts at least. I may be missing some things or be completely off base but it was a funny idea to me that stuck with me all week. So here ya go.
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