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Dane Cook: When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain ...
These are some quotes i find funny, and possibly relevant to me..more to come
Theodore Seuss Geissel aka Dr. Seuss:
Adults are just obsolete children, and to hell with them!
Samuel Clemmens aka Mark Twain:
-Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times-
-It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies. Commenting on the Bible-
-Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog-
-I strive to be the kind of man that my dog already thinks I am.
-Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.-
-Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been-
-Individuals can be intelligent. People are stupid.
-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most-
Albert Einstein:
-Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new-
-Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen-
-Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former-
Benjamin Franklin:
-Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy-
Robin Williams:
[on Michael Jackson]
-Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species-
-Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.-
Jack Nicholson:
-My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch-
Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. ~Charles Richards
Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. ~Chinese Proverb
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. ~Wayne Dyer
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right. ~H.H. 'Breaker' Morant
Every man dies. Not every man really lives. ~Braveheart
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. ~James Dean
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. ~Abraham Lincoln
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. ~Scottish Proverb
To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. ~William James
Death twitches my ear. 'Live,' he says, 'I am coming.' ~Virgil (Publius Vergilius Maro), Minor Poems, Copa
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance. ~Andrea Boydston
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? ~Stephen Levine
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. ~Mark Twain
What would be the use of immortality to a person who cannot use well a half an hour. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Remember you must die whether you sit about moping all day long or whether on feast days you stretch out in a green field, happy with a bottle of Falernian from your innermost cellar. ~Horace
It's a mere moment in a man's life between an All-Star Game and an Old-timers' Game. ~Vin Scully
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
~William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, 1600
When it comes time to die, make sure all you got to do is die. ~Attributed to Jim Elliot
Expect an early death - it will keep you busier. ~Martin H. Fischer
Fields can lie fallow, but we can't; we have less time. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
If you believe in forever, then life is just a one-night stand. ~Righteous Brothers, 'Rock & Roll Heaven'
You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. ~Joan Baez
Akhenaten:
-To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom; and he that increaseth his riches, increaseth his cares; but a contented mind is a hidden treasure, and trouble findeth it not
-Indulge not thyself in the passion of anger; it is whetting a sword to wound thine own breast, or murder thy friend.
-Be thou incapable of change in that which is right, and men will rely upon thee. Establish unto thyself principles of action; and see that thou ever act according to them. First know that thy principles are just, and then be thou.
_
Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
Elbert Hubbard
It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little wisdom is its own.
William Ralph Inge
The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.
Jean Paul
i demand comittment in exchange for my magnificent p00n-CyoCyo
These are some quotes i find funny, and possibly relevant to me..more to come
Theodore Seuss Geissel aka Dr. Seuss:
Adults are just obsolete children, and to hell with them!
Samuel Clemmens aka Mark Twain:
-Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times-
-It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies. Commenting on the Bible-
-Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog-
-I strive to be the kind of man that my dog already thinks I am.
-Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.-
-Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been-
-Individuals can be intelligent. People are stupid.
-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most-
Albert Einstein:
-Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new-
-Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen-
-Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former-
Benjamin Franklin:
-Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy-
Robin Williams:
[on Michael Jackson]
-Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species-
-Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.-
Jack Nicholson:
-My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch-
Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. ~Charles Richards
Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. ~Chinese Proverb
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. ~Wayne Dyer
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right. ~H.H. 'Breaker' Morant
Every man dies. Not every man really lives. ~Braveheart
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. ~James Dean
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. ~Abraham Lincoln
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. ~Scottish Proverb
To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. ~William James
Death twitches my ear. 'Live,' he says, 'I am coming.' ~Virgil (Publius Vergilius Maro), Minor Poems, Copa
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance. ~Andrea Boydston
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? ~Stephen Levine
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. ~Mark Twain
What would be the use of immortality to a person who cannot use well a half an hour. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Remember you must die whether you sit about moping all day long or whether on feast days you stretch out in a green field, happy with a bottle of Falernian from your innermost cellar. ~Horace
It's a mere moment in a man's life between an All-Star Game and an Old-timers' Game. ~Vin Scully
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
~William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, 1600
When it comes time to die, make sure all you got to do is die. ~Attributed to Jim Elliot
Expect an early death - it will keep you busier. ~Martin H. Fischer
Fields can lie fallow, but we can't; we have less time. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
If you believe in forever, then life is just a one-night stand. ~Righteous Brothers, 'Rock & Roll Heaven'
You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. ~Joan Baez
Akhenaten:
-To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom; and he that increaseth his riches, increaseth his cares; but a contented mind is a hidden treasure, and trouble findeth it not
-Indulge not thyself in the passion of anger; it is whetting a sword to wound thine own breast, or murder thy friend.
-Be thou incapable of change in that which is right, and men will rely upon thee. Establish unto thyself principles of action; and see that thou ever act according to them. First know that thy principles are just, and then be thou.
_
Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
Elbert Hubbard
It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little wisdom is its own.
William Ralph Inge
The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.
Jean Paul
i demand comittment in exchange for my magnificent p00n-CyoCyo
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Recent Journal
Memeveon
10 years ago
byser
~~~~~~~~~EEVEE~~~~~~~
[ ] You are cute ( I'm biased so I'll leave this alone )
[] You love to play
[] You don't like getting into fights
[X] You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it (Fuck the dark, fuck everything in the dark)
[] You have a best friend forever
[] You love your best friend very much
[] You usually don't lie
[] You don't say bad words (Wrong! I could make sailors blush)
[] Most people love you (I'm loveable *shrug*)
[ ] You are youngest of all your siblings
[x] You like to wish upon a star
[x] You have a lots of stuffed animals
TOTAL: 3
~~~~~~~~~VAPOREON~~~~
[x] You can swim
[ ] You go to swimming pool at least one time a week
[x] You hate the racism
[x] Someone has said that you are hot
[ ] You are very social
[ ] You don't spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV
[x] You enjoy sleeping
[ ] You know most of your neighbors' names
[ ] You can speak in another language than English.
[ ] You visit social places
[ ] People call you a "smiley face"
[ ] You LOVE spending time in the water
TOTAL: 4
~~~~~~~~~~~JOLTEON~~~~
[] You are a street kid
[] You have been in an accident
[] You usually get into street fights
[ ] Your favourite kind of music is rap ( Meh, don't really care for any one particular genre)
[x] You have been shocked by electricity (Static shock is a bitch)
[x] You seriously need to get a life. (I have a life...I have multiple live...they're just all digital)
[x] People say you're too egocentric
[] You have tried gangsta style
[] You try to be really cool
[x] You really want someone
[ ] Last thing you did before you sit on computer was meeting with someone.
[x] You hate something right now
TOTAL: 5
~~~~~~~~~~~~FLAREON
[x] You are kind of a hothead
[x] People try to calm you down
[x] When you want something, you won't stop until you get it.
[x] You are seriously waiting for something right now
[x] You annoy people
[x] You like cartoon villains more than heroes
[x] You would like to have red eyes.
[x] You were born in summer or spring (September, before the autumnal equinox)
[x] You can think of crazy things
[x] You have burned something
[x] Things around you are stupid
[x] You don't like your life at a moment
TOTAL: 12
~~~~~~~~~~~~ESPEON
[x] You believe in magic
[x] Your first boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you (One bloody comment about potential other relationships...)
[x] You really love someone
[x] You believe in love at first sight
[ ] You haven't tried to smoke,drugs or drink alcohol (Eh...we all die some day. I'm just enjoying life till then)
[] You are a goody-goody......
[x] ......or average
[x] You get injured easily
[x] People don't really get you
[x] You MUST do something right now (Sleeeeep )
[] You are like a psychic
[] You have a great sight (what is this...sight...you speak of *cleans off glasses*)
TOTAL: 8
~~~~~~~~~~~~UMBREON
[] You love the dark. (fuck the dark. fuck everything in the dark)
[x] you like to wear/see/use the color black. (Yup)
[ ] glow in the dark stickers are cool.
[] you are sometimes thought of as evil by your appearance. (I'm not evil because I look it, I'm evil because I am)
[x] you look out for yourself at times.
[x] you have or would like to have a umbreon in your pokemon games.
[x] you are terrifyingly silent. (Less talky, more walky)
[ ] you have eyes that make people timid or afraid.
[x] you have helped or been helped by someone but never said 'you're welcome' or 'thank you'.
[x] you are somewhat of a loner. ( Eh...so what )
[] you love to go out in the night.
[] You have excellent vision in dark places.
TOTAL: 6
~~~~~~~~~~~~LEAFEON
[ ] Fall or spring is one of your favourite seasons. (Nope...Winter. it is coming)
[x] you adore the colour green. (LOVE ALL THE COLOURS)
[x] you love flowers but choose not to pick them.
[ ] clean, green and pristine is your way of life. (lol no)
[x] animals adore you and you adore them.
[x] you are a very peaceful person. ( I really am though, I just happen to be filled with blinding rage)
[ ] you care deeply for anyone even if you do not know them at all.
[x] you enjoy long walks in nature or the woods.
[ ] you are a vegetarian. (Noooope. Me likey meat too much)
[ ] your eyes are or you wish for them to be green.
[ ] you really can't stand cold days. (Lol. YAY SNOOOOWWWWWW)
[ ] people really love to be around you.
TOTAL: 4
~~~~~~~~~~~~GLACEON
[x] Winter days are your favourite seasons.
[x] cold weathers don't phase you with or without a jacket. (I AM WINTER)
[x] you have or wish to have amazingly snow white or light blue eyes.
[ ] You live in a place where it's cold all year round.
[x] Hot days are your most hated time of any week. (FUCKETH THEEEEEE HUMIDITYYY)
[x] you don't mind cold foods.
[x] You have once used a cold joke during cold times.
[x] You adore very much the colour white.
[x] you take long walks in the snow. (LOVE THE SNOW. FEEL THE SNOW. BE THE SNOW)
[x] you have a cold personality.
[/] people can't really call onto you for sympathy. (eh, it depends. I'm the most apathetic empathetic person...ever)
[ ] you have heard the song Cold by crossfade
Total:9.5
And in a surprising landslide, I'm evidently a fucking fire type
(stolen from ~~~~~~~~~EEVEE~~~~~~~
[ ] You are cute ( I'm biased so I'll leave this alone )
[] You love to play
[] You don't like getting into fights
[X] You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it (Fuck the dark, fuck everything in the dark)
[] You have a best friend forever
[] You love your best friend very much
[] You usually don't lie
[] You don't say bad words (Wrong! I could make sailors blush)
[] Most people love you (I'm loveable *shrug*)
[ ] You are youngest of all your siblings
[x] You like to wish upon a star
[x] You have a lots of stuffed animals
TOTAL: 3
~~~~~~~~~VAPOREON~~~~
[x] You can swim
[ ] You go to swimming pool at least one time a week
[x] You hate the racism
[x] Someone has said that you are hot
[ ] You are very social
[ ] You don't spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV
[x] You enjoy sleeping
[ ] You know most of your neighbors' names
[ ] You can speak in another language than English.
[ ] You visit social places
[ ] People call you a "smiley face"
[ ] You LOVE spending time in the water
TOTAL: 4
~~~~~~~~~~~JOLTEON~~~~
[] You are a street kid
[] You have been in an accident
[] You usually get into street fights
[ ] Your favourite kind of music is rap ( Meh, don't really care for any one particular genre)
[x] You have been shocked by electricity (Static shock is a bitch)
[x] You seriously need to get a life. (I have a life...I have multiple live...they're just all digital)
[x] People say you're too egocentric
[] You have tried gangsta style
[] You try to be really cool
[x] You really want someone
[ ] Last thing you did before you sit on computer was meeting with someone.
[x] You hate something right now
TOTAL: 5
~~~~~~~~~~~~FLAREON
[x] You are kind of a hothead
[x] People try to calm you down
[x] When you want something, you won't stop until you get it.
[x] You are seriously waiting for something right now
[x] You annoy people
[x] You like cartoon villains more than heroes
[x] You would like to have red eyes.
[x] You were born in summer or spring (September, before the autumnal equinox)
[x] You can think of crazy things
[x] You have burned something
[x] Things around you are stupid
[x] You don't like your life at a moment
TOTAL: 12
~~~~~~~~~~~~ESPEON
[x] You believe in magic
[x] Your first boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you (One bloody comment about potential other relationships...)
[x] You really love someone
[x] You believe in love at first sight
[ ] You haven't tried to smoke,drugs or drink alcohol (Eh...we all die some day. I'm just enjoying life till then)
[] You are a goody-goody......
[x] ......or average
[x] You get injured easily
[x] People don't really get you
[x] You MUST do something right now (Sleeeeep )
[] You are like a psychic
[] You have a great sight (what is this...sight...you speak of *cleans off glasses*)
TOTAL: 8
~~~~~~~~~~~~UMBREON
[] You love the dark. (fuck the dark. fuck everything in the dark)
[x] you like to wear/see/use the color black. (Yup)
[ ] glow in the dark stickers are cool.
[] you are sometimes thought of as evil by your appearance. (I'm not evil because I look it, I'm evil because I am)
[x] you look out for yourself at times.
[x] you have or would like to have a umbreon in your pokemon games.
[x] you are terrifyingly silent. (Less talky, more walky)
[ ] you have eyes that make people timid or afraid.
[x] you have helped or been helped by someone but never said 'you're welcome' or 'thank you'.
[x] you are somewhat of a loner. ( Eh...so what )
[] you love to go out in the night.
[] You have excellent vision in dark places.
TOTAL: 6
~~~~~~~~~~~~LEAFEON
[ ] Fall or spring is one of your favourite seasons. (Nope...Winter. it is coming)
[x] you adore the colour green. (LOVE ALL THE COLOURS)
[x] you love flowers but choose not to pick them.
[ ] clean, green and pristine is your way of life. (lol no)
[x] animals adore you and you adore them.
[x] you are a very peaceful person. ( I really am though, I just happen to be filled with blinding rage)
[ ] you care deeply for anyone even if you do not know them at all.
[x] you enjoy long walks in nature or the woods.
[ ] you are a vegetarian. (Noooope. Me likey meat too much)
[ ] your eyes are or you wish for them to be green.
[ ] you really can't stand cold days. (Lol. YAY SNOOOOWWWWWW)
[ ] people really love to be around you.
TOTAL: 4
~~~~~~~~~~~~GLACEON
[x] Winter days are your favourite seasons.
[x] cold weathers don't phase you with or without a jacket. (I AM WINTER)
[x] you have or wish to have amazingly snow white or light blue eyes.
[ ] You live in a place where it's cold all year round.
[x] Hot days are your most hated time of any week. (FUCKETH THEEEEEE HUMIDITYYY)
[x] you don't mind cold foods.
[x] You have once used a cold joke during cold times.
[x] You adore very much the colour white.
[x] you take long walks in the snow. (LOVE THE SNOW. FEEL THE SNOW. BE THE SNOW)
[x] you have a cold personality.
[/] people can't really call onto you for sympathy. (eh, it depends. I'm the most apathetic empathetic person...ever)
[ ] you have heard the song Cold by crossfade
Total:9.5
And in a surprising landslide, I'm evidently a fucking fire type
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Favorite Music
Alt Rock
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
Interstella 5555(youtube it bitches)
Favorite Games
Mario (PreMario Party and on)
Favorite Gaming Platforms
360
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Panda's, Otters, Wolves, and anything that looks good chubbified
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Ramen, Sushi and anything Asian that i know the ingredients to
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Never trust what your are told....let life and its lessons show you how the world works
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