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~UnwaryRook28
Formerly known as unwary28
🎮Professional video gamer,🎮 🎓self-taught historian,🎓 🔞🎨part-time NSFW art commissioner (see my favorites),🎨🔞 and 🦅dyed-in-the-wool patriot.🦅
That’s me.😎👍
📖My number-one rule?📖
👿NEVER be a schnook to the Rook. To do so is to invoke my wrath.👿
I am not Kadath or some callous, cowardly, and caffeine-crazed cocksucker.
I am not Yawg. I am not ReDaDillio. I am not even StogieGoatArts.
I am, above all else, their remedy.
🎮Professional video gamer,🎮 🎓self-taught historian,🎓 🔞🎨part-time NSFW art commissioner (see my favorites),🎨🔞 and 🦅dyed-in-the-wool patriot.🦅
That’s me.😎👍
📖My number-one rule?📖
👿NEVER be a schnook to the Rook. To do so is to invoke my wrath.👿
I am not Kadath or some callous, cowardly, and caffeine-crazed cocksucker.
I am not Yawg. I am not ReDaDillio. I am not even StogieGoatArts.
I am, above all else, their remedy.
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Comments Made: 305
Journals: 3
Recent Journal
Remembering D-Day and the Internet War of 2018
4 months ago
Six years on, and to me, the events of Douchebag Day (and my existential crisis that followed) must now seem like a bad dream. Why the significance? That was the day. The fateful day that my life as a furry was forever changed and my confidence in the fandom temporarily shattered by the COMPLETE AND UTTER ARROGANCE of the meanest, nastiest, and most damnable douchebag on the entire World Wide Web (who, for obvious reasons, I won’t even name here).
It all started on January 30th, on Douchey McDouchebag’s Patreon, when I made an otherwise-honest mistake one too many times. To me, there is absolutely no act of pure cowardice more insulting or infuriating on the entire World Wide Web than blocking. What he did and said to me that day all but FLOUTED my number-one rule: “NEVER be a schnook to the Rook. To do so is to invoke my wrath.” Simply put, he FUCKED with the wrong furry, and in so doing, awakened a dormant giant and filled him with an unquenchably terrible resolve, for with every action, there is both an equal and opposite reaction.
Our internet war of words raged like unrelenting hellfire across various websites for about half of the year until I wisely quit the field in July, having come to understand that Douchey was a FUBAR situation right from the start. However, his greatest failure was his inability to pull me out of this site from the roots, and much like a weed, I managed to make a comeback. Sure, he tore me to pieces, but I did learn an important lesson the hard way: Some furries are far too toxic, while others are just plain soulless, but at the same time, the only good furries in the fandom are those that are willing to listen to reason. These include, but are not limited to the admins of this site, and for that, I am more than thankful.
It all started on January 30th, on Douchey McDouchebag’s Patreon, when I made an otherwise-honest mistake one too many times. To me, there is absolutely no act of pure cowardice more insulting or infuriating on the entire World Wide Web than blocking. What he did and said to me that day all but FLOUTED my number-one rule: “NEVER be a schnook to the Rook. To do so is to invoke my wrath.” Simply put, he FUCKED with the wrong furry, and in so doing, awakened a dormant giant and filled him with an unquenchably terrible resolve, for with every action, there is both an equal and opposite reaction.
Our internet war of words raged like unrelenting hellfire across various websites for about half of the year until I wisely quit the field in July, having come to understand that Douchey was a FUBAR situation right from the start. However, his greatest failure was his inability to pull me out of this site from the roots, and much like a weed, I managed to make a comeback. Sure, he tore me to pieces, but I did learn an important lesson the hard way: Some furries are far too toxic, while others are just plain soulless, but at the same time, the only good furries in the fandom are those that are willing to listen to reason. These include, but are not limited to the admins of this site, and for that, I am more than thankful.
User Profile
Accepting Trades
No Accepting Commissions
No Character Species
Human (duh)
Favorite Music
Various. I always did have quite a thing for music.
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
Star Wars, among others.
Favorite Games
Mario, Zelda, Halo, etc. etc.
Favorite Gaming Platforms
Xbox and all things Nintendo.
Favorite Site
Wikipedia and all things related.
Favorite Foods & Drinks
I don’t play favorites. I’m picky.
Favorite Quote
“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.” - Abraham Lincoln
Favorite Artists
Whoever I might commission.
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