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~ValkoBrownscales
Hello, I am Valko. I am a brown dragon from a land called Acksen. Unlike many dragons who are bulky and muscly, I am an extremely flexible and limber dragon. I am considered to be the most flexible dragon from the planet Orabus...and possibly there ever is. I am basically a natural contortionist. You see, when I was a young dragon, I would always sleep in poses that others may seem is very uncomfortable. Like for me, I often sleep with my feet wrapped around my back, or my legs being oversplit 360 degrees while my legs being tied in that position all night. It really doesn't hurt me. In fact, it only stretches my muscles even more so I get a lot more loose and flexible. Me doing a 360 oversplit is like spaghetti now, lol.
I am also a very friendly dragon. I don't feel I need to be a mean ol dragon who burns villages. It's enough with that stereotype. I am mostly a nice dragon that tries to make an effort to treat everyone with love respect, regardless of the species. In fact, I am very huggable.
I often wear my own set of shorts that are especially made for my tail, so when I have the shorts on, the tail sleeve creates tight creases that form to my body. I wear them only because they make my look sporty, hehe.
scaliesoffa Well, because I'm a derg
FriendlyDragons because I am friendly huggable derg
contortionist-furs I am flexible derg
extremecontortion I am very flexible derg
westpafurs because I was born and raised there
PittsburghFurries Where do yinz think I live?
pennsylvaniafurs Well....I'm from PA, what do you think?
aspiefurs Not everybody is perfect.
Conservative_Furries I believe in the stuff that I grew up believing.
• One nation, under God
• guns
• pro-life
• free speech
• putting God in the center
• traditional straight marriage (Look I'm not bending for nobody)
• there are only 2 genders, male and female
• Child discipline. Proverbs 13:24 “He who spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is careful to discipline him.”
• Capitalism
I am also a very friendly dragon. I don't feel I need to be a mean ol dragon who burns villages. It's enough with that stereotype. I am mostly a nice dragon that tries to make an effort to treat everyone with love respect, regardless of the species. In fact, I am very huggable.
I often wear my own set of shorts that are especially made for my tail, so when I have the shorts on, the tail sleeve creates tight creases that form to my body. I wear them only because they make my look sporty, hehe.
scaliesoffa Well, because I'm a derg
FriendlyDragons because I am friendly huggable derg
contortionist-furs I am flexible derg
extremecontortion I am very flexible derg
westpafurs because I was born and raised there
PittsburghFurries Where do yinz think I live?
pennsylvaniafurs Well....I'm from PA, what do you think?
aspiefurs Not everybody is perfect.
Conservative_Furries I believe in the stuff that I grew up believing.
• One nation, under God
• guns
• pro-life
• free speech
• putting God in the center
• traditional straight marriage (Look I'm not bending for nobody)
• there are only 2 genders, male and female
• Child discipline. Proverbs 13:24 “He who spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is careful to discipline him.”
• Capitalism
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Fun fact: I didn't go to college...and I'm glad
2 years ago
I refused to go directly to school again after high school for a reason. I went through hell with like bullying and I didn't wanna go through hell again. That's what went through my mind before. Later on though, when I decided to get some further education, there was a time where I did submit TWICE to get into college studies for Computer Science. I actually had my classes all scheduled too. That is until I had a sudden realization that came to me like days before I was gonna head to school. I had a thought that came to my mind "What am I doing? I'm doing something I don't really wanna do." That moment I made a phone call to the school and said I wanted to cancel my classes, but I had to use my 'Skyrim speech skill' to talk them out of it. Then months later, the school had to close because they were forced shut down. Now I'm definitely glad I didn't go, because if I would have went, I would have had like $60K worth of debt hanging over me for nothing.
But that's not the only reason. There is another reason. I am definitely glad I didn't go. It sounds contradictory to what college, but seeing a lot of these kids that went to school, they come out and graduate becoming just.....dumber. Seriously, these colleges don't teach anymore, they just indoctrinate people lies. I don't want to be those people with blue hair, and I'm definitely glad I'm not.
Without college, today I am making around 49K salary, I know music theory, architecture, and German language. I know things could be better, but I believe it would have been much worse if I would have went to college, because today I probably would be paying on that stupid student loan, and my credit gone down the sink hole. Heck I'd probably be in a rocking chair in my retirement home and still be paying on it. So yeah, I'm definitely grateful.
But that's not the only reason. There is another reason. I am definitely glad I didn't go. It sounds contradictory to what college, but seeing a lot of these kids that went to school, they come out and graduate becoming just.....dumber. Seriously, these colleges don't teach anymore, they just indoctrinate people lies. I don't want to be those people with blue hair, and I'm definitely glad I'm not.
Without college, today I am making around 49K salary, I know music theory, architecture, and German language. I know things could be better, but I believe it would have been much worse if I would have went to college, because today I probably would be paying on that stupid student loan, and my credit gone down the sink hole. Heck I'd probably be in a rocking chair in my retirement home and still be paying on it. So yeah, I'm definitely grateful.
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Oh I doubt you could squeeze me too tightly though it would be fun to find out....
You do seem very friendly and it is a pleasure to meet you.
NilsTeutsch