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Don't Stop Me From Leaving You, Argentina
You might not know me as well as some of the other counterparts of the sacred hero that is Leo the Patriotic Lion, but I am his Argentine counterpart, Leocadio the Gaucho Lion. I make a living as a cattle rancher, but I was originally alive in the 19th Century. Many times I have wished I could have still lived in that time, but there is a reason I am here in the modern times. So I later began wishing there was a way to leave my country, but I can't. My people need me.
Why? My country is out of control. Why is it out of control? It has a reputation for turning football (soccer to you Americans) into propaganda and rioting. It all goes back to the unacceptable rivalry that is the Superclásico.
Superclásico is the football match in Argentina between Buenos Aires rivals Boca Juniors and River Plate. It derives from the Spanish usage of "clásico" to mean derby, with the prefix "super" used as the two clubs are the most popular and successful clubs in Argentine football. In fact, the term 'Clásico' originated in Argentina, particularly with this match up and it was later exported to other countries such as Spain and Mexico. According to some statistics, they commandeer more than 70% of all Argentine football fans between them. And these fans are too often out of control.
The Superclásico is known worldwide as one of the fiercest and most important derbies. In April 2004, the English newspaper The Observer put the Superclásico at the top of their list of "50 sporting things you must do before you die", saying that "Derby day in Buenos Aires makes the Old Firm game look like a primary school kick-about", in 2016 the British football magazine FourFourTwo considered it the "biggest derby in the world." The Daily Telegraph ranked this match as the "biggest club rivalry in world football" in 2016, and the Daily Mirror placed it number one in the top 50 football derbies in the world, above El Clásico between FC Barcelona and Real Madrid C.F., in 2017.
What makes me so angry, you ask? It's when the fans begin rioting. Police and soldiers are constantly patroling the stadiums, and both teams are based in the same city. Players fear for their own lives, because the fans are total animals. They like to throw flares and other objects at the other players and other fans, and they've even gone as far as to throw teargas at each other and the opposing players, as well as shoot, stab, or do anything. The stadium has even been set on fire several times. It got so bad in 2018, that the match had to be abandoned and moved to a stadium well over 600 miles away, in Spain, because it was too dangerous to play the game at home. The Spaniards were obviously more well behaved, but the players were still showing absolute hatred for one another.
This differs from the 2010 incident where the Superclásico had to be suspended because of two much heavy rainfall, done at the ninth minute. The referees had wanted the game to to go on, but Mother Nature decided to punish them for their sins. It was played later in the month with two halves of just 41 minutes each, instead of the usual 45.
I've done all I can to stop it, and I've yelled at my people so many times to stop it, but they just won't listen! You Americans think you've got troubles! Canada may think they're suffering! They haven't got a word on us! My life has never been a happy one since I arrived in the modern world. It is a good thing I stay away from Buenos Aires the day of the game, and in fact, to help clear my mind, my ranch has absolutely no modern technologies or conveniences (except for some of the necessary things such as plumbing, but I use as little electricity as possible). I want nothing to do with the modern world. Nothing!
What amazes me is how many of our Forsythian furs living in Argentina had much patience, but the sad part is we were losing them little by little. But something had to have snapped, and Forsythian furries, particularly Krieglandonians, did have a history of overreacting. This year's Superclásico left all the Forsythians so disgusted, they all simultaneously decided, "That's it! We are out of here!" Now, except for any who are also G-52s, Argentina doesn't have a single Forsythian left. The country was hoping that they'd be there to play stirring tunes and the national anthem during the Tokyo 2020 Olympics, but no. It's not going to happen.
The difference is that the Forsythian furs living in Russia won't be leaving their country at all, but they are suffering a different type of disgust, because their athletes were doping, and they are banned for the next four years from any kind of sports or e-sports. It's the fans who upset me more so than the players, but the players have also angered me with some of the crazy things they've done. The Superclásico is also an event in which FIFA and the other organizations have forbidden the G-52 representing the world of soccer referees, Crush, from service, but they're doing it for his own safety.
"I'm not upset about that," he said. "I'd be giving everybody a red card before the match even started!"
Argentina is a mess right now. I just don't know what to do to fix it anymore. Will no one but the G-52s help me?
THE END
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Don't Stop Me From Leaving You, Argentina
You might not know me as well as some of the other counterparts of the sacred hero that is Leo the Patriotic Lion, but I am his Argentine counterpart, Leocadio the Gaucho Lion. I make a living as a cattle rancher, but I was originally alive in the 19th Century. Many times I have wished I could have still lived in that time, but there is a reason I am here in the modern times. So I later began wishing there was a way to leave my country, but I can't. My people need me.
Why? My country is out of control. Why is it out of control? It has a reputation for turning football (soccer to you Americans) into propaganda and rioting. It all goes back to the unacceptable rivalry that is the Superclásico.
Superclásico is the football match in Argentina between Buenos Aires rivals Boca Juniors and River Plate. It derives from the Spanish usage of "clásico" to mean derby, with the prefix "super" used as the two clubs are the most popular and successful clubs in Argentine football. In fact, the term 'Clásico' originated in Argentina, particularly with this match up and it was later exported to other countries such as Spain and Mexico. According to some statistics, they commandeer more than 70% of all Argentine football fans between them. And these fans are too often out of control.
The Superclásico is known worldwide as one of the fiercest and most important derbies. In April 2004, the English newspaper The Observer put the Superclásico at the top of their list of "50 sporting things you must do before you die", saying that "Derby day in Buenos Aires makes the Old Firm game look like a primary school kick-about", in 2016 the British football magazine FourFourTwo considered it the "biggest derby in the world." The Daily Telegraph ranked this match as the "biggest club rivalry in world football" in 2016, and the Daily Mirror placed it number one in the top 50 football derbies in the world, above El Clásico between FC Barcelona and Real Madrid C.F., in 2017.
What makes me so angry, you ask? It's when the fans begin rioting. Police and soldiers are constantly patroling the stadiums, and both teams are based in the same city. Players fear for their own lives, because the fans are total animals. They like to throw flares and other objects at the other players and other fans, and they've even gone as far as to throw teargas at each other and the opposing players, as well as shoot, stab, or do anything. The stadium has even been set on fire several times. It got so bad in 2018, that the match had to be abandoned and moved to a stadium well over 600 miles away, in Spain, because it was too dangerous to play the game at home. The Spaniards were obviously more well behaved, but the players were still showing absolute hatred for one another.
This differs from the 2010 incident where the Superclásico had to be suspended because of two much heavy rainfall, done at the ninth minute. The referees had wanted the game to to go on, but Mother Nature decided to punish them for their sins. It was played later in the month with two halves of just 41 minutes each, instead of the usual 45.
I've done all I can to stop it, and I've yelled at my people so many times to stop it, but they just won't listen! You Americans think you've got troubles! Canada may think they're suffering! They haven't got a word on us! My life has never been a happy one since I arrived in the modern world. It is a good thing I stay away from Buenos Aires the day of the game, and in fact, to help clear my mind, my ranch has absolutely no modern technologies or conveniences (except for some of the necessary things such as plumbing, but I use as little electricity as possible). I want nothing to do with the modern world. Nothing!
What amazes me is how many of our Forsythian furs living in Argentina had much patience, but the sad part is we were losing them little by little. But something had to have snapped, and Forsythian furries, particularly Krieglandonians, did have a history of overreacting. This year's Superclásico left all the Forsythians so disgusted, they all simultaneously decided, "That's it! We are out of here!" Now, except for any who are also G-52s, Argentina doesn't have a single Forsythian left. The country was hoping that they'd be there to play stirring tunes and the national anthem during the Tokyo 2020 Olympics, but no. It's not going to happen.
The difference is that the Forsythian furs living in Russia won't be leaving their country at all, but they are suffering a different type of disgust, because their athletes were doping, and they are banned for the next four years from any kind of sports or e-sports. It's the fans who upset me more so than the players, but the players have also angered me with some of the crazy things they've done. The Superclásico is also an event in which FIFA and the other organizations have forbidden the G-52 representing the world of soccer referees, Crush, from service, but they're doing it for his own safety.
"I'm not upset about that," he said. "I'd be giving everybody a red card before the match even started!"
Argentina is a mess right now. I just don't know what to do to fix it anymore. Will no one but the G-52s help me?
THE END
Don't Stop Me From Leaving You, Argentina
Leocadio the Gaucho Lion mourns a great loss, for being so disgusted at the soccer rivalry between Boca Juniors and River Plate, the two teams that play in the soccer match known as the Superclásico, every single Forsythian living in Argentina that wasn't a G-52 has left the country. Overreaction? Perhaps, but Forsythian furries have a very strict moral code, and zero tolerance for stupidity.
Parallels of Leo and specific G-52s joint-owned by me and Chuong; see my bios gallery for more information.
Other G-52s and the organization © me and me alone
Top 5 Rivalries in Sports: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEwWI1z6yCE
Skip to #1 for an explanation of the rivalry and for why Leocadio is furious at his people.
Parallels of Leo and specific G-52s joint-owned by me and Chuong; see my bios gallery for more information.
Other G-52s and the organization © me and me alone
Top 5 Rivalries in Sports: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEwWI1z6yCE
Skip to #1 for an explanation of the rivalry and for why Leocadio is furious at his people.
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Jack: Every country has their own moments.
Vladimir: The real reason why we still have Forsythians is because our government has been hiring them to conduct what we call the biggest drug bust of the decade. Way to start 2020 here in Russia with these dopers! Our gyms are being swept by OMON police units due to the fact that there are lots of contraband there.
Jill: I'm under the impression that Russian hospitals are loaded with dopers as patients.
Vladimir: That is correct and our doctors are furious over this.
Kirk: I don't know about you guys, but at least you didn't blow up on the internet over a politician's past use of blackface makeup and going to a talent show to sing The Banana Boat Song in it. Your countries didn't offend another country's people like ours did. We had to apologize to the Jamaicans about this. Lennie the Buccaneer Lion was grossly offended by this too just as much as Levi was. We also had to apologize to India and Lekhan the Rajput Lion about this as well where in some of those photos, Trudeau had on blackface and a turban even though his Indian friends weren't offended.
Vladimir: The real reason why we still have Forsythians is because our government has been hiring them to conduct what we call the biggest drug bust of the decade. Way to start 2020 here in Russia with these dopers! Our gyms are being swept by OMON police units due to the fact that there are lots of contraband there.
Jill: I'm under the impression that Russian hospitals are loaded with dopers as patients.
Vladimir: That is correct and our doctors are furious over this.
Kirk: I don't know about you guys, but at least you didn't blow up on the internet over a politician's past use of blackface makeup and going to a talent show to sing The Banana Boat Song in it. Your countries didn't offend another country's people like ours did. We had to apologize to the Jamaicans about this. Lennie the Buccaneer Lion was grossly offended by this too just as much as Levi was. We also had to apologize to India and Lekhan the Rajput Lion about this as well where in some of those photos, Trudeau had on blackface and a turban even though his Indian friends weren't offended.
Lennie: And I did take great offense to that. It gives all of us Jamaicans a bad name.
Leocadio: I guess I didn't think about the Forsythians investigating the doping.
Leonid: They do make the best detectives.
Leocadio: I guess I didn't think about the Forsythians investigating the doping.
Leonid: They do make the best detectives.
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