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Though a friendly Grendel will be your best pal
they're not allowed to eat at the Golden Corral.
Nor are they welcome anyplace run by Sal
because if they see something good to eat...they shall.
Meatballs, spaghetti, and lots of pasta fazool.
A whole bunch of those annoying Grineer fools.
Teeth are a Grendel's only required tool.
They don't need cutlery. Just their hands will do.
Stomping and chomping at each galactic buffet.
From gorging on creatures Grendel's can't be swayed.
They'll slurp, slobber, and swallow all the live-long day.
You'll be an hors d'oeuvre if you get in their way.
Then perhaps a mint when they've finished? Oh, sure.
When it comes to healthy dieting the Grendel's abjure.
To them food's important. So keep your tastiness obscure
and don't look too appetizing if you'd rather endure.
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Though a friendly Grendel will be your best pal
they're not allowed to eat at the Golden Corral.
Nor are they welcome anyplace run by Sal
because if they see something good to eat...they shall.
Meatballs, spaghetti, and lots of pasta fazool.
A whole bunch of those annoying Grineer fools.
Teeth are a Grendel's only required tool.
They don't need cutlery. Just their hands will do.
Stomping and chomping at each galactic buffet.
From gorging on creatures Grendel's can't be swayed.
They'll slurp, slobber, and swallow all the live-long day.
You'll be an hors d'oeuvre if you get in their way.
Then perhaps a mint when they've finished? Oh, sure.
When it comes to healthy dieting the Grendel's abjure.
To them food's important. So keep your tastiness obscure
and don't look too appetizing if you'd rather endure.
Dedicated to my friend's character.
Category Story / Fanart
Species Alien (Other)
Gender Any
Size 104 x 120px
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