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What the H4H? An Introduction.
3 years ago
Henchmen-4-Hire! The Made to Order minion service of Yesterday, Tomorrow, and Fantasy!
Imagine if the Delos and Tyrell corporations (From Westworld and Blade Runner, respectively) had a fucked up corporate merger baby, turned all their creations into repressed gay animal people, an with the sheer absurdity of the Venture Bros.'s League of Calamitous Intent, marketed these disposable bodies to the highest bidder for any and all purposes!
That, my friend, would be Henchmen-4-Hire. A nightmare of corporate exploitation, scientific hubris, and chock full of handsome hunks all at the ready to live, fight, and fall for their discerning clientele, or even the very foe they have been hired to defeat! Ridiculous? Absolutely! Pandering? Why yes, of course! Melodramatic to the extreme? You betcha!
But damnit, to quote the great doo-wop singer, Lesley Gore, "This is my party, and I will cry if I want to!"
So as the 'Canon' (if you can even call it that) starts to expand, expect more bureaucratic jargon, dehumanized anthro fellas, brainwashed soldiers, the cannon fodder who didn't survive, and the desperate few who want to!
Am I screaming my dumb lil stories into the void? MAYBE! Will that stop me from doing so? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
-H4H Help Desk
Imagine if the Delos and Tyrell corporations (From Westworld and Blade Runner, respectively) had a fucked up corporate merger baby, turned all their creations into repressed gay animal people, an with the sheer absurdity of the Venture Bros.'s League of Calamitous Intent, marketed these disposable bodies to the highest bidder for any and all purposes!
That, my friend, would be Henchmen-4-Hire. A nightmare of corporate exploitation, scientific hubris, and chock full of handsome hunks all at the ready to live, fight, and fall for their discerning clientele, or even the very foe they have been hired to defeat! Ridiculous? Absolutely! Pandering? Why yes, of course! Melodramatic to the extreme? You betcha!
But damnit, to quote the great doo-wop singer, Lesley Gore, "This is my party, and I will cry if I want to!"
So as the 'Canon' (if you can even call it that) starts to expand, expect more bureaucratic jargon, dehumanized anthro fellas, brainwashed soldiers, the cannon fodder who didn't survive, and the desperate few who want to!
Am I screaming my dumb lil stories into the void? MAYBE! Will that stop me from doing so? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
-H4H Help Desk
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Blade Runner, Westworld (I talk about them alot.)
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