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Letters to Leo the Patriotic Lion: #46
IMPORTANT! This letter was originally written during the fan mail crisis; that has since come to an end.
Dear Mr. President,
My question is about the issues you and the other G-52s are having with the general public living in the U.S. today, and 94% of the problem (if not 100%) comes from the human race. I should know because I used to be one of them until CNG got to me; now I am stuck as a cockapoo (a cross between a cocker spaniel and a poodle), but I already was complaining (if there were legit reasons to complain) about the human race. What about them has made them so ungrateful of you and the G-52s, and all the things you've done to protect us? Is that a CNG effect, or are they genuinely that stupid? Either way, they're dying left and right from the supernatural's wrath. I thought we were done with this.
I may just be a confused dog, but I want you to know I am grateful for all the things you've done for this nation. Even if you weren't President, nobody but you deserves to be hailed as the nation's voice of reason, and the same is true for all your parallels. I also confess that I felt your major Canadian counterpart (Levi) was right to get rid of those people he fired, even though that meant putting the whole thing on shutdown. But what do I know? I'm also sorry if this gets you in trouble with SuperCat. I know he's mad at the population right now.
The issues I talk about include the fact that even if they didn't belong to those tabloid terrorist groups, there are still a group of people who are desparate to see SuperCat kick somebody out of the organization. They also keep bringing up your pasts when you don't want them to. Why are they doing this? When will they ever learn that enough is enough? Even my parents, I'm sorry to say, want to see this happen. I don't think they were ever members of STOPS or anything like that, but they always felt superheroes do nothing but hog the spotlight and have big egos to show for it. You and I both know that's not true.
Thank you for letting me get that rant off my chest. I have too many things to ask for forgiveness for the next time I pray to the Lord for forgiveness. I've been stressed out lately, but it's a mix of good and bad stress, with the good part coming from the day you awarded me the Presidential Medal of Freedom. I thank you for that, and I congratulate you on having the best Presidential approval ratings ever. (What was that again?)
Sincerely yours,
Stacy Blutberg, age 26 (female cockapoo, formerly human)
Knoxville, TN, USA
NOTES: Leo had a discussion with Super C and his administration on how to answer the question. While Leo doesn't have freedom to speak about religion in the way some of his parallels do, they went ahead and let him say what he said here.
Stacy had previously (without knowing it) assisted in apprehending CNG smugglers historians credit as the beginning of the end of CNG, because it started the chain reaction that ultimately led to its "suicide" in 2022 (also triggered when Cripto slayed the demons that created it), due to the fact she was willing to sacrifice herself to save many more lives when she put her body in front of the bank tellers the smugglers were originally intending to kill. This is why Leo awarded her the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and C.K./King Leo followed it up with the SSSMSB.
After the ceremony, she reconciled with her parents, who made a formal apology to the G-52 organization for proclaiming superheroes should not exist.
Stacy now serves as a G-52 using the codename "Flute Dog."
Leo's reply:
Dear Stacy:
Last I checked, my approval ratings are at 99.98%, not 100%. The 0.02% left is still a significant amount of people, though, and many of them belong to this crowd that gives all humans a bad name. Just to be clear, the Commander (Super C) is not furious at the human race as a whole. It's only these specific people giving all humans a bad name that are upsetting him.
There was a period of civil unrest in my hometown of Wildcat City characterized by humans being mean to the animal kingdom. In the same vein as people who are guilty of things such as white supremacy, there were people spreading propaganda stating human supremacy. God did create humans in His own image and give them dominion over the earth, but the supremacy I am alluding to is not what He had in mind (as far as I know). I don't know how the concept of anthro animals like myself got started (or why it started), but truth be told, we are better off living side by side in peace. (I think it was a freak accident of the supernatural's never-ending battle between good and evil; that is happening, you know.)
My best guess, as a way to answer your question, is that this specific group of humans are doing the same thing. So it's genuine stupidity resulting from the human nature that leads to the sins of selfishness and self-centeredness. After all, all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
The C.I.D.F are the better ones to ask if you have questions about CNG, but what I do know for sure if this: CNG did condition the minds of the humans it wanted to kill, but it always based what it did on genuine human flaws, errors, mistakes, and sins. This is why it was originally just going after humans it deemed to be "the worst of the worst of the worst," before it decided all humans fit that description. Now don't get me wrong; there are stupid animals out there, too; just look at the GSAF and AIRAF. (CNG eventually would have killed them off, but it wanted to concentrate on humanity first.)
The fact people keep bringing up our pasts has either two possibilities: 1) the people asking us belonged to all those tabloids and are holding a grudge on them, because when I got elected, they suddenly announced they were going out of business (because they had an irrational fear of me resulting from the all the bellowing I was doing when CNG was controlling me like a puppet), and 2) the people were on the other side of the coin, asking us why these individuals were trying to destroy us, and wanting to know the real truth. As for why they want to see the Commander expel somebody from the organization (in most cases, me), I think they think that it's comedy gold, and since no comedian (apart from Rush Keystone) has been getting loud laughs from the human race because their jokes have gotten too politically correct (and the nation is sick of political correctness), this is the one thing that will result in them laughing their heads off (literally). However, fortune favors our side, not theirs. All we can do is let them make idiots of themselves and be judged when they stand before the Lord.
I forgive you for being confused and for ranting; sometimes those rants need to get off our chests. I know a thing or two about that. I think we all are confused over this, but as Master Splinter once said to his students (the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), and notably, later to Cripto, "Evil that strong cannot be so easily overcome. It will take a massive force of good to combat it." When you don't have evil in the form of corrupt world leaders or terrorist organizations, you have it in the form of stupid people like the ones you speak about. Under no circumstances should you ever underestimate stupid people like that, especially in large groups.
I hope that helps answer the question; if not, feel free to write back and let us know what we missed. My entire administration had a discussion with the Commander on what to say in your response letter, and these are the best educated guesses we have for your questions. Ultimately, some things are better left unsaid, however, so please bear that in mind.
I congratulate you and the others who won the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and the SSSMSB that His Majesty, King Leo V of Kriegland, gave to you all on top of that. Think of that as Kriegland's version of the same thing, but it applies to the whole universe.
Thank you for writing to me, and stay courageous.
Yours truly,
Leo Zanicchi, a.k.a. Leo the Patriotic Lion
President of the United States of America
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Letters to Leo the Patriotic Lion: #46
IMPORTANT! This letter was originally written during the fan mail crisis; that has since come to an end.
Dear Mr. President,
My question is about the issues you and the other G-52s are having with the general public living in the U.S. today, and 94% of the problem (if not 100%) comes from the human race. I should know because I used to be one of them until CNG got to me; now I am stuck as a cockapoo (a cross between a cocker spaniel and a poodle), but I already was complaining (if there were legit reasons to complain) about the human race. What about them has made them so ungrateful of you and the G-52s, and all the things you've done to protect us? Is that a CNG effect, or are they genuinely that stupid? Either way, they're dying left and right from the supernatural's wrath. I thought we were done with this.
I may just be a confused dog, but I want you to know I am grateful for all the things you've done for this nation. Even if you weren't President, nobody but you deserves to be hailed as the nation's voice of reason, and the same is true for all your parallels. I also confess that I felt your major Canadian counterpart (Levi) was right to get rid of those people he fired, even though that meant putting the whole thing on shutdown. But what do I know? I'm also sorry if this gets you in trouble with SuperCat. I know he's mad at the population right now.
The issues I talk about include the fact that even if they didn't belong to those tabloid terrorist groups, there are still a group of people who are desparate to see SuperCat kick somebody out of the organization. They also keep bringing up your pasts when you don't want them to. Why are they doing this? When will they ever learn that enough is enough? Even my parents, I'm sorry to say, want to see this happen. I don't think they were ever members of STOPS or anything like that, but they always felt superheroes do nothing but hog the spotlight and have big egos to show for it. You and I both know that's not true.
Thank you for letting me get that rant off my chest. I have too many things to ask for forgiveness for the next time I pray to the Lord for forgiveness. I've been stressed out lately, but it's a mix of good and bad stress, with the good part coming from the day you awarded me the Presidential Medal of Freedom. I thank you for that, and I congratulate you on having the best Presidential approval ratings ever. (What was that again?)
Sincerely yours,
Stacy Blutberg, age 26 (female cockapoo, formerly human)
Knoxville, TN, USA
NOTES: Leo had a discussion with Super C and his administration on how to answer the question. While Leo doesn't have freedom to speak about religion in the way some of his parallels do, they went ahead and let him say what he said here.
Stacy had previously (without knowing it) assisted in apprehending CNG smugglers historians credit as the beginning of the end of CNG, because it started the chain reaction that ultimately led to its "suicide" in 2022 (also triggered when Cripto slayed the demons that created it), due to the fact she was willing to sacrifice herself to save many more lives when she put her body in front of the bank tellers the smugglers were originally intending to kill. This is why Leo awarded her the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and C.K./King Leo followed it up with the SSSMSB.
After the ceremony, she reconciled with her parents, who made a formal apology to the G-52 organization for proclaiming superheroes should not exist.
Stacy now serves as a G-52 using the codename "Flute Dog."
Leo's reply:
Dear Stacy:
Last I checked, my approval ratings are at 99.98%, not 100%. The 0.02% left is still a significant amount of people, though, and many of them belong to this crowd that gives all humans a bad name. Just to be clear, the Commander (Super C) is not furious at the human race as a whole. It's only these specific people giving all humans a bad name that are upsetting him.
There was a period of civil unrest in my hometown of Wildcat City characterized by humans being mean to the animal kingdom. In the same vein as people who are guilty of things such as white supremacy, there were people spreading propaganda stating human supremacy. God did create humans in His own image and give them dominion over the earth, but the supremacy I am alluding to is not what He had in mind (as far as I know). I don't know how the concept of anthro animals like myself got started (or why it started), but truth be told, we are better off living side by side in peace. (I think it was a freak accident of the supernatural's never-ending battle between good and evil; that is happening, you know.)
My best guess, as a way to answer your question, is that this specific group of humans are doing the same thing. So it's genuine stupidity resulting from the human nature that leads to the sins of selfishness and self-centeredness. After all, all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
The C.I.D.F are the better ones to ask if you have questions about CNG, but what I do know for sure if this: CNG did condition the minds of the humans it wanted to kill, but it always based what it did on genuine human flaws, errors, mistakes, and sins. This is why it was originally just going after humans it deemed to be "the worst of the worst of the worst," before it decided all humans fit that description. Now don't get me wrong; there are stupid animals out there, too; just look at the GSAF and AIRAF. (CNG eventually would have killed them off, but it wanted to concentrate on humanity first.)
The fact people keep bringing up our pasts has either two possibilities: 1) the people asking us belonged to all those tabloids and are holding a grudge on them, because when I got elected, they suddenly announced they were going out of business (because they had an irrational fear of me resulting from the all the bellowing I was doing when CNG was controlling me like a puppet), and 2) the people were on the other side of the coin, asking us why these individuals were trying to destroy us, and wanting to know the real truth. As for why they want to see the Commander expel somebody from the organization (in most cases, me), I think they think that it's comedy gold, and since no comedian (apart from Rush Keystone) has been getting loud laughs from the human race because their jokes have gotten too politically correct (and the nation is sick of political correctness), this is the one thing that will result in them laughing their heads off (literally). However, fortune favors our side, not theirs. All we can do is let them make idiots of themselves and be judged when they stand before the Lord.
I forgive you for being confused and for ranting; sometimes those rants need to get off our chests. I know a thing or two about that. I think we all are confused over this, but as Master Splinter once said to his students (the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), and notably, later to Cripto, "Evil that strong cannot be so easily overcome. It will take a massive force of good to combat it." When you don't have evil in the form of corrupt world leaders or terrorist organizations, you have it in the form of stupid people like the ones you speak about. Under no circumstances should you ever underestimate stupid people like that, especially in large groups.
I hope that helps answer the question; if not, feel free to write back and let us know what we missed. My entire administration had a discussion with the Commander on what to say in your response letter, and these are the best educated guesses we have for your questions. Ultimately, some things are better left unsaid, however, so please bear that in mind.
I congratulate you and the others who won the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and the SSSMSB that His Majesty, King Leo V of Kriegland, gave to you all on top of that. Think of that as Kriegland's version of the same thing, but it applies to the whole universe.
Thank you for writing to me, and stay courageous.
Yours truly,
Leo Zanicchi, a.k.a. Leo the Patriotic Lion
President of the United States of America
Letters to Leo the Patriotic Lion: #46
Leo's forty-sixth letter. NOTE: This is a flashback letter; the fan mail crisis has since ended.
Leo himself, G-52s, C.I.D.F., etc. © me and me alone
Parallels of Leo are joint-owned by me and Chuong
UN1024s, GSAF, AIRAF, etc. © Chuong alone
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (franchise) © Nickelodeon, Mirage Studios, and everybody else who owns the rights, and created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird.
Return of the Shredder: https://www.wcofun.tv/teenage-mutan.....the-shredder-2
This is the reference for Splinter saying, "Evil that strong cannot be so easily overcome." Note that I added to it when I incorporated the canon characters into my continuity for my universe.
Picture that inspired the character Flute Dog: https://www.deviantart.com/aiartpar.....ute-1004829761
Leo himself, G-52s, C.I.D.F., etc. © me and me alone
Parallels of Leo are joint-owned by me and Chuong
UN1024s, GSAF, AIRAF, etc. © Chuong alone
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (franchise) © Nickelodeon, Mirage Studios, and everybody else who owns the rights, and created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird.
Return of the Shredder: https://www.wcofun.tv/teenage-mutan.....the-shredder-2
This is the reference for Splinter saying, "Evil that strong cannot be so easily overcome." Note that I added to it when I incorporated the canon characters into my continuity for my universe.
Picture that inspired the character Flute Dog: https://www.deviantart.com/aiartpar.....ute-1004829761
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