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Letters to Furious Fox: #1
Dear Furious Fox,
Why is your codename Furious Fox? I thought Canadians like you weren't supposed to get angry. I know I am stereotyping; I realize you folks don't really say the word "eh" a lot, and that you aren't always overly polite to everybody (just look at the lion running your country right now). I also haven't been to Canada since I don't have a passport, but my parents once crossed the border over to Niagra Falls, the Horseshoe Falls side, and they said it was one of the most amazing experiences they ever had.
In any event, I hope you're doing well. You don't know how happy I was to see that Leo the Patriotic Lion is our President, and with the other lions of his "army" (his parallels) running their nations, the world is in the best shape of its life. When we needed them the most, there they were.
Sincerely,
Joe Gomez, age 24 (bobcat)
Washington, D.C., USA
Furious Fox's response:
Dear Joe:
I get that question a lot, actually. I really picked the name because I wanted alliteration to come into play when choosing a codename. However, I did once have an anger management problem (although not at the level of Levi the Mountee Lion), which I have been working on conquering, and so that's what the name also represents. Sometimes I really do get ticked off at certain things. It is not wrong to get angry, but it is wrong to hold on to the anger once you are angry. You have to let it go. This is why Canada almost became a dictatorship, although if Levi had pulled that off, he would still let people speak their minds and practice their religions. He would have just gone the route of Singapore, giving harsh punishments for something as simple as not washing your hands before you eat. (In Singapore, you do go to prison for that.) He has zero tolerance for stupidty, bad behaviour, and bad prioritizing; he assumed what he saw in Parliament on that fateful day was a combination of all three. But was it really? You be the judge.
Levi has a history of making snap judgments based on the things that make him angry, such as when he fired a bunch of people from Parliament because they weren't doing their jobs, but concentrating on photos from the past that I cannot speak about (as it is forbidden in the G-52 Code of Conduct to bring up the past). However, he has been doing a lot better at this since his second go-round began, and he and his predecessor (Justin Trudeau) have forgiven one another.
I hope that helps, and thanks for writing to me.
Yours truly,
Frank Ollendorf, a.k.a. Furious Fox
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Letters to Furious Fox: #1
Dear Furious Fox,
Why is your codename Furious Fox? I thought Canadians like you weren't supposed to get angry. I know I am stereotyping; I realize you folks don't really say the word "eh" a lot, and that you aren't always overly polite to everybody (just look at the lion running your country right now). I also haven't been to Canada since I don't have a passport, but my parents once crossed the border over to Niagra Falls, the Horseshoe Falls side, and they said it was one of the most amazing experiences they ever had.
In any event, I hope you're doing well. You don't know how happy I was to see that Leo the Patriotic Lion is our President, and with the other lions of his "army" (his parallels) running their nations, the world is in the best shape of its life. When we needed them the most, there they were.
Sincerely,
Joe Gomez, age 24 (bobcat)
Washington, D.C., USA
Furious Fox's response:
Dear Joe:
I get that question a lot, actually. I really picked the name because I wanted alliteration to come into play when choosing a codename. However, I did once have an anger management problem (although not at the level of Levi the Mountee Lion), which I have been working on conquering, and so that's what the name also represents. Sometimes I really do get ticked off at certain things. It is not wrong to get angry, but it is wrong to hold on to the anger once you are angry. You have to let it go. This is why Canada almost became a dictatorship, although if Levi had pulled that off, he would still let people speak their minds and practice their religions. He would have just gone the route of Singapore, giving harsh punishments for something as simple as not washing your hands before you eat. (In Singapore, you do go to prison for that.) He has zero tolerance for stupidty, bad behaviour, and bad prioritizing; he assumed what he saw in Parliament on that fateful day was a combination of all three. But was it really? You be the judge.
Levi has a history of making snap judgments based on the things that make him angry, such as when he fired a bunch of people from Parliament because they weren't doing their jobs, but concentrating on photos from the past that I cannot speak about (as it is forbidden in the G-52 Code of Conduct to bring up the past). However, he has been doing a lot better at this since his second go-round began, and he and his predecessor (Justin Trudeau) have forgiven one another.
I hope that helps, and thanks for writing to me.
Yours truly,
Frank Ollendorf, a.k.a. Furious Fox
Furious Fox's first letter he wishes to share with the public.
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Parallels of Leo are joint-owned by me and Chuong
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Marshall: I know what the photos are alluding too, and I find that disgusting. It was even worse when the politicians passing them around were laughing their heads off instead of doing their jobs!
Kirk: And I was so embarrassed at the time! At least Levi made Canada better and hopefully we don't have to go through this again.
Chuong: Next year, Leonce must be prepared for American visitors obsessing over Steeve you know who during the Olympics.
Zax: Oh good heavens no! That's even worse! This is not going to be a good look for us Americans in France during the Olympics!
Kirk: And I was so embarrassed at the time! At least Levi made Canada better and hopefully we don't have to go through this again.
Chuong: Next year, Leonce must be prepared for American visitors obsessing over Steeve you know who during the Olympics.
Zax: Oh good heavens no! That's even worse! This is not going to be a good look for us Americans in France during the Olympics!
Leo: I do admit, I am worried about that myself.
Leonce: So am I. Initially, I wanted everything behind closed doors like the last Olympics (not counting the fact they let us in), but instead, I compromised with the IOC, and the maximum amount of tourism is 25%. The other 75% of spectators will come from France and France alone. If that doesn't solve the problem, I don't know what will, other than just flat-out cancelling the Olympics forever.
Super C: No; I don't see that happening. We Caticonians had basketball as our national sport, so we'll fight to keep it going.
Leonce: Oh, I forgot that it was your national sport.
Super C: It was. Rest assured we are just as offended as you are over our people obsessing over the name for the wrong reasons. ESPN, one of our networks that does sports 24/7, was even laughing their heads off over it. And they know better!
Leonce: So am I. Initially, I wanted everything behind closed doors like the last Olympics (not counting the fact they let us in), but instead, I compromised with the IOC, and the maximum amount of tourism is 25%. The other 75% of spectators will come from France and France alone. If that doesn't solve the problem, I don't know what will, other than just flat-out cancelling the Olympics forever.
Super C: No; I don't see that happening. We Caticonians had basketball as our national sport, so we'll fight to keep it going.
Leonce: Oh, I forgot that it was your national sport.
Super C: It was. Rest assured we are just as offended as you are over our people obsessing over the name for the wrong reasons. ESPN, one of our networks that does sports 24/7, was even laughing their heads off over it. And they know better!
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